Squirrel tests positive for the.......

[SF1900]

bubonic plague in Colorado

Public health officials have announced that a squirrel in Colorado has tested positive for the bubonic plague.

The town of Morrison, Colorado, in Jefferson County, which is just west of Denver, made the startling announcement saying that the squirrel is the first case of plague in the county.

“Plague is an infectious disease caused by the bacteria Yersinia pestis, and can be contracted by humans and household animals if proper precautions are not taken,” officials from Jefferson County Public Health (JCPH) said in a statement released to the public.

https://abcnews.go.com/amp/US/squirrel-tests-positive-bubonic-plague-colorado/story?id=71769840

[OneMoreRep]

So I guess this is the final year for all of humanity.

"1"

[IroNat]

Down with pet squirrels!

[G_Thang]

Great year, just need to finish it off with that alien invasion.

[Megalodon]

'I thought this was a hoax': Squirrel, 30, dies after attending 'Bubonic Plague party,' doctor says.

"We cared for a 30-year-old Squirrel at Methodist Hospital who told his nurse that he had attended a 'Bubonic Plague party.' ... Just before the squirrel died, he looked at his nurse and said 'I think I made a mistake. I thought this was a hoax, but it's not.'

[SF1900]

'I thought this was a hoax': Squirrel, 30, dies after attending 'Bubonic Plague party,' doctor says.

"We cared for a 30-year-old Squirrel at Methodist Hospital who told his nurse that he had attended a 'Bubonic Plague party.' ... Just before the squirrel died, he looked at his nurse and said 'I think I made a mistake. I thought this was a hoax, but it's not.'

Lmao!! 

Can he be Mr. Squirrel?  🐿

[Primemuscle]

bubonic plague in Colorado

Public health officials have announced that a squirrel in Colorado has tested positive for the bubonic plague.

The town of Morrison, Colorado, in Jefferson County, which is just west of Denver, made the startling announcement saying that the squirrel is the first case of plague in the county.

“Plague is an infectious disease caused by the bacteria Yersinia pestis, and can be contracted by humans and household animals if proper precautions are not taken,” officials from Jefferson County Public Health (JCPH) said in a statement released to the public.

https://abcnews.go.com/amp/US/squirrel-tests-positive-bubonic-plague-colorado/story?id=71769840

As if there isn't already enough to worry about. Glad we stopped feeding those cute little rodents.

[Megalodon]

Lmao!! 

Can he be Mr. Squirrel?  🐿

Here's Mr. Squirrel just one week ago taunting medical experts at his party.

[robcguns]

Here's Mr. Squirrel just one week ago taunting medical experts at his party.

Hahahahaha this thread just made my day.

[ilalin]

nice