I fink ees dun a runna.
Ere. Wos on in Essex den, squire?
Wot bout Newcastle upon Tyne m8
I tried to read a UK based plastering forum for awhile. 'Spreads, we is! Spreadahs! Waughhh! Yaaaa!" "Wot u make dere?" "Top coin m8 but we graft ard fer it." "Proper gear it is I's dun in 1 wif an ard trowel wet den jus a bit lef ta touch."
Borderline indecipherable Limey hardcore. "Tru m8, it wer."