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Re: Poor child
« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2021, 01:39:26 AM »
Three Dads and a Baby

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Re: Poor child
« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2021, 01:55:04 AM »
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If Pellius and Matt C had a child he'd look like the one on the left.

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Re: Poor child
« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2021, 04:12:01 AM »
If Pellius and Matt C had a child he'd look like the one on the left.

Hahahaha

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Re: Poor child
« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2021, 05:23:00 AM »
"We did have a slight attention to the fact that our kids might be perceived differently. We didn't want them to become a target of teasing or bullying or online abuse.

"We've had zero pushback from anyone in our professional and personal lives."


Wait until little Pipper is in middle school! That fucker is gonna get ripped apart worse than any of their assholes! LOL!

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Re: Poor child
« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2021, 06:13:55 AM »
If Pellius and Matt C had a child he'd look like the one on the left.



Wow, hhahhahahahaaa...

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Re: Poor child
« Reply #6 on: February 17, 2021, 07:24:06 AM »


If Pellius and Matt C had a child he'd look like the one on the left.

Hahahahaa!  ;D

Plus, the one in the middle looks like he realises this is a terrible mistake

Whereas the one on the right is clearly signalling with that sh1t-eating grin that he is the one that gets to f**k the other two
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Re: Poor child
« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2021, 08:47:27 AM »
I find surrogacy kinda gross, since who wants to say they were conceived and came into being as the result of a commercial exchange, but guess I'd be unwilling to call in the government to be The Big Prohibitor. Call me an asshole but there's just something off about someone raising a child which isn't their own, and something even more off about someone taking steps to procure a previously non-existing child so that they can remove it from those who made it and raise it themselves. Ugh.

I have to draw the line, however, at listing people on the birth certificate as parents when they have no biological relationship to the newborn. It's just not factual. What if the kid wants to someday find his biological father? What if a family (genetic) medical history becomes important at some point?

Do what you feel and all that jazz, but don't omit facts and don't present falsehoods as facts. None of those poop chute shooters belong on a child's first medical history document. None of them are the dad.


And yeah, a little bit this stinks like Brave New World shit. Now you have to specify biological parent since 'parent' doesn't necessarily mean biological parent anymore, etc.

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Re: Poor child
« Reply #8 on: February 17, 2021, 08:56:08 AM »
Alan is a psychiatrist, a self taught pianist and guitarist, and semi-professional life coach and shopper

Jeremy is a zookeeper who tends to animals from hummingbirds to koi to gorillas, and has globally notable accomplishments in endangered species preservation

And I'm Ian, a hospital medicine doctor and professor who enjoys writing and wood carving

Add three dogs and a family farm with eight chickens and thirteen (or so) rabbits... and it's a crowd.




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Re: Poor child
« Reply #9 on: February 17, 2021, 09:28:07 AM »
Note the newspeak. 'A family farm.'

Yeah... People know who their family is and it's hardly ever three gay dudes who raised them. Not saying there can't be exceptions but it's pretty much based on blood relation.

While we're at it, that's not a farm. A farm is a commercial enterprise. If there's livestock, you slaughter them, or use them in some way to generate income. The animals are not pets on a farm. Stop trying to redefine words.

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Re: Poor child
« Reply #10 on: February 17, 2021, 09:29:14 AM »
If Pellius and Matt C had a child he'd look like the one on the left.

omg its true ahahha

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Re: Poor child
« Reply #11 on: February 17, 2021, 09:34:53 AM »
Note the newspeak. 'A family farm.'

Yeah... People know who their family is and it's hardly ever three gay dudes who raised them. Not saying there can't be exceptions but it's pretty much based on blood relation.

While we're at it, that's not a farm. A farm is a commercial enterprise. If there's livestock, you slaughter them, or use them in some way to generate income. The animals are not pets on a farm. Stop trying to redefine words.

Yeah, it's more of a petting zoo so that the stupid one can pretend to be a zookeeper  ;D

I also note that they don't use the term 'throuple' for themselves though, they prefer 'triad' (oh brother)

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Re: Poor child
« Reply #12 on: February 17, 2021, 09:53:54 AM »
Years ago on Omegle I came this close to starting up a global prostitution business. Every dude on there was so desperately lonely and I got a few women to talk money. It would have been like shooting fish.

But if this shit here is the future, I'm thinking Jimmy's Rent-a-Womb. Get me some trailer gals... because, I mean, people would just adopt from Africa otherwise, rite? Get 'em out of that denim and into something decent. Make a dental investment. Run a really top class establishment.  Jimmy's.  "When not just any 'ol womb will do!"

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Re: Poor child
« Reply #13 on: February 17, 2021, 01:38:51 PM »
Someone needs to photoshop some faces on that pic.

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Re: Poor child
« Reply #14 on: February 17, 2021, 01:54:46 PM »
Someone needs to photoshop some faces on that pic.

pm me the faces you want