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Kwon

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Darren, could these stand a chance against Martyn?
« on: February 27, 2021, 09:18:59 AM »
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Darren Avey

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Re: Darren, could these stand a chance against Martyn?
« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2021, 09:40:51 AM »
Funny enough I've just been on true UFC champ Martyn Ford s Instagram.
No because they only lift weights.  Theres videos of Martyn walking round an empty cage with a snarl on his face.  The reason its empty is because no one would dare get in it with him.
He also growls while punching bags. I don't think those guys did that
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Re: Darren, could these stand a chance against Martyn?
« Reply #2 on: February 27, 2021, 09:55:27 AM »
Quote from: Darren Avey on February 27, 2021, 09:40:51 AM
Funny enough I've just been on true UFC champ Martyn Ford s Instagram.
No because they only lift weights.  Theres videos of Martyn walking round an empty cage with a snarl on his face.  The reason its empty is because no one would dare get in it with him.
He also growls while punching bags. I don't think those guys did that

Martyn ist King
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Re: Darren, could these stand a chance against Martyn?
« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2021, 09:59:53 AM »
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Re: Darren, could these stand a chance against Martyn?
« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2021, 10:10:02 AM »
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Re: Darren, could these stand a chance against Martyn?
« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2021, 11:31:58 AM »
Fuck them 3 and ford
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Darren Avey

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Re: Darren, could these stand a chance against Martyn?
« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2021, 11:37:24 AM »
Mma
Ford ko1 fedor
Ford sbt jones
Ford ko1 Francis

Boxing
Ford ko1 Tyson mike
Ford ko1 Tyson fury
Ford ko1 george Foreman

Street
Ford kill lenny McLean
Ford kill haku
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Re: Darren, could these stand a chance against Martyn?
« Reply #7 on: February 27, 2021, 03:50:57 PM »
Quote from: Darren Avey on February 27, 2021, 11:37:24 AM
Mma
Ford ko1 fedor
Ford sbt jones
Ford ko1 Francis

Boxing
Ford ko1 Tyson mike
Ford ko1 Tyson fury
Ford ko1 george Foreman

Street
Ford kill lenny McLean
Ford kill haku

But can he hit a curveball?
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Darren Avey

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Re: Darren, could these stand a chance against Martyn?
« Reply #8 on: February 27, 2021, 03:53:29 PM »
Quote from: IroNat on February 27, 2021, 03:50:57 PM
But can he hit a curveball?

Yes, whatever that means
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Kwon

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Re: Darren, could these stand a chance against Martyn?
« Reply #9 on: February 27, 2021, 05:02:13 PM »
Quote from: IroNat on February 27, 2021, 03:50:57 PM
But can he hit a curveball?

And is he sexual?

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Re: Darren, could these stand a chance against Martyn?
« Reply #10 on: February 27, 2021, 08:17:45 PM »
Quote from: Kwon on February 27, 2021, 09:55:27 AM
Martyn ist King
just imagine, no one in the UFC was man enough to fight the KING Martyn Ford. Why would anyone want a loss on the record? I get it. 8)
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Re: Darren, could these stand a chance against Martyn?
« Reply #11 on: February 27, 2021, 08:29:48 PM »
Quote from: D.O.A. on February 27, 2021, 08:17:45 PM
just imagine, no one in the UFC was man enough to fight the KING Martyn Ford. Why would anyone want a loss on the record? I get it. 8)

Kimbo Slice would have beat Martyn Ford like it was a Chris Brown prom date.
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Darren Avey

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Re: Darren, could these stand a chance against Martyn?
« Reply #12 on: February 28, 2021, 03:06:38 AM »
No

According to his Instagram followers hes unbeatable and the greatest fighter who ever lived.
The true UFC champion apparently
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IroNat

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Re: Darren, could these stand a chance against Martyn?
« Reply #13 on: February 28, 2021, 08:19:09 AM »
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Re: Darren, could these stand a chance against Martyn?
« Reply #14 on: February 28, 2021, 09:13:46 AM »
Quote from: Kwon on February 27, 2021, 05:02:13 PM
And is he sexual?

Well he could curve a sexball, if that's what you mean?
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