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jude2

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Re: Don't get into road rage with an orange BMW.....
« Reply #25 on: May 26, 2021, 06:04:05 PM »
Quote from: wes on May 26, 2021, 03:18:07 PM
I`d ball bat the pricks knee caps and tell him he`s been warned that jew muddafucker !!
Would you have time to do that between jerk off sessions? ;D
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JustPlaneJane

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Re: Don't get into road rage with an orange BMW.....
« Reply #26 on: May 26, 2021, 06:43:30 PM »
Quote from: jude2 on May 26, 2021, 06:04:05 PM
Would you have time to do that between jerk off sessions? ;D

He’s so old and senile he pisses himself and thinks it’s an orgasm.

If he keeps it up I’m going to start calling him soggy.
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Re: Don't get into road rage with an orange BMW.....
« Reply #27 on: May 26, 2021, 07:04:44 PM »
Quote from: JustPlaneJane on May 26, 2021, 04:13:54 PM
Well....soap on an ocean liner anchor chain just doesn’t have the same ring to it ?

Do you think you could load liquid soap into empty shotgun shells ?

Chains and soap.....That sounds more like BSM.

I think I’m up for the task of soap loading, preferably something plant based.
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Re: Don't get into road rage with an orange BMW.....
« Reply #28 on: May 26, 2021, 07:21:14 PM »
Quote from: jude2 on May 26, 2021, 06:04:05 PM
Would you have time to do that between jerk off sessions? ;D
I might be able to squeeze one out in.  ;D
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Re: Don't get into road rage with an orange BMW.....
« Reply #29 on: May 26, 2021, 07:22:14 PM »
Quote from: JustPlaneJane on May 26, 2021, 06:43:30 PM
He’s so old and senile he pisses himself and thinks it’s an orgasm.

If he keeps it up I’m going to start calling him soggy.
You would be surprised at my virility Jane.
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JustPlaneJane

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Re: Don't get into road rage with an orange BMW.....
« Reply #30 on: May 26, 2021, 07:30:58 PM »
Quote from: wes on May 26, 2021, 07:22:14 PM
You would be surprised at my virility Jane.

Don’t bring your relationship with Shizzo into this...

🤣
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King Shizzo

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Re: Don't get into road rage with an orange BMW.....
« Reply #31 on: May 27, 2021, 07:31:49 AM »
Quote from: JustPlaneJane on May 26, 2021, 07:30:58 PM
Don’t bring your relationship with Shizzo into this...

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Re: Don't get into road rage with an orange BMW.....
« Reply #32 on: May 27, 2021, 08:43:02 AM »
Quote from: JustPlaneJane on May 26, 2021, 07:30:58 PM
Don’t bring your relationship with Shizzo into this...

🤣
I legit laughed out loud on that one!!  ;D
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Re: Don't get into road rage with an orange BMW.....
« Reply #33 on: May 27, 2021, 08:56:50 AM »
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Re: Don't get into road rage with an orange BMW.....
« Reply #34 on: May 27, 2021, 09:01:17 AM »
Whatever happened to kicking someone in the balls?



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Re: Don't get into road rage with an orange BMW.....
« Reply #35 on: May 27, 2021, 10:06:33 AM »
Strange...it no longer says KSW FIGHTER on Ford's Instagram.
Guess he found out people hit back.
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Re: Don't get into road rage with an orange BMW.....
« Reply #36 on: May 27, 2021, 10:11:32 AM »
Quote from: Darren Avey on May 27, 2021, 10:06:33 AM
Strange...it no longer says KSW FIGHTER on Ford's Instagram.
Guess he found out people hit back.


WHAT!!!!!


Maybe he got a better offer from Hollywood / UFC / Tapout / Bellator / Strikeforce / Pride / Rizin / Challenge Cup / All-Style Open
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Re: Don't get into road rage with an orange BMW.....
« Reply #37 on: May 27, 2021, 12:42:43 PM »
I'd be so scared
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Re: Don't get into road rage with an orange BMW.....
« Reply #38 on: May 27, 2021, 01:11:32 PM »
Quote from: LittleJ on May 26, 2021, 03:18:31 PM
Hahaha sure you would ::)

Want to test that assumption Little Jasmine?
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Re: Don't get into road rage with an orange BMW.....
« Reply #39 on: May 27, 2021, 01:18:41 PM »
Quote from: IroNat on May 27, 2021, 09:01:17 AM
Whatever happened to kicking someone in the balls?



If this gif was switched around (tall blonde kicking short round fellow) it would resemble me meeting Henda.
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Re: Don't get into road rage with an orange BMW.....
« Reply #40 on: May 27, 2021, 01:21:31 PM »
Quote from: JustPlaneJane on May 27, 2021, 01:18:41 PM
If this gif was switched around (tall blonde kicking short round fellow) it would resemble me meeting Henda.
The key point would stay the same: two dudes.
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Re: Don't get into road rage with an orange BMW.....
« Reply #41 on: May 27, 2021, 01:23:51 PM »
Quote from: King Shizzo on May 27, 2021, 01:21:31 PM
The key point would stay the same: two dudes.

Two people who never faked their death for attention.

Choke fatty.
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Re: Don't get into road rage with an orange BMW.....
« Reply #42 on: May 27, 2021, 01:45:05 PM »
Quote from: JustPlaneJane on May 27, 2021, 01:18:41 PM
If this gif was switched around (tall blonde kicking short round fellow) it would resemble me meeting Henda.

Haha I’m not short 6’1” and 3/4 last measured
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Re: Don't get into road rage with an orange BMW.....
« Reply #43 on: May 27, 2021, 01:52:29 PM »
Quote from: Henda on May 27, 2021, 01:45:05 PM
Haha I’m not short 6’1” and 3/4 last measured
Now measure vertically, pikey.
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Re: Don't get into road rage with an orange BMW.....
« Reply #44 on: May 27, 2021, 02:06:56 PM »
Quote from: King Shizzo on May 27, 2021, 01:52:29 PM
Now measure vertically, pikey.

Coming from the fat useless cunt who’s torso resembles a bin bag stuffed with mango pulp
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Re: Don't get into road rage with an orange BMW.....
« Reply #45 on: May 27, 2021, 02:21:11 PM »
Quote from: JustPlaneJane on May 26, 2021, 03:42:40 PM
For the record.

None of this ever happened.

The only thing that didnt happen is I bought silver and not orange
FOR THE RECORD

https://imgur.com/DfaNgw9

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Re: Don't get into road rage with an orange BMW.....
« Reply #46 on: May 27, 2021, 02:23:07 PM »
Quote from: Henda on May 27, 2021, 01:45:05 PM
Haha I’m not short 6’1” and 3/4 last measured

Tell this guy more... he is interested !      ;D
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