Bodybuilder who wed two sex dolls is now open to dating humans

[falco]

He also owns an over-sized chicken doll (headless) with full human female* genitalia, including a functional anus... 

*thought I'd better make that clear for some reason


You'll have to Google that one yourself if you don't trust me...

[Tapeworm]

She looks really uncomfortable.

Yes. That's the look I like to see.

[Humble Narcissist]

If he shaved his shoulders maybe he could get a real girl.  Real girl, as in, flesh and blood, not real sex doll.

[Flexacon]

It's pretty obvious he was fiddled as a kid

[Taffin]

Does the synthetic anus have a semen reservoir? Askin’ for a friend

Yes Bro - fun fact - a little tube heads out of the neck of the 'chicken' so that he can grip it between his pursed lips and squeeeeze the thing as he shoots into the synthetic chicken anus.  Thus immediately recycling his load and keeping him anabolic - fresh from the tap

A sort of 'semen bagpipe', if you will...










I am not proud of any part of the above

[Tapeworm]

And I thought I was a wild one. A cum bagpipe, lmao!

Doont tell tha'un aroond scottish folk tho.

[booty]

It’s like tbombz and seva in one person

Omfg 🤣