Van Damme: Can he get it back?

[Rambone]

“You taught me using any technique that works, never to limit myself to one style, to keep an open miiiind!”

#notatanaka
#notjapanese

https://movie-sounds.org/kung-fu-movie-samples/quotes-with-sound-clips-from-bloodsport/you-taught-me-using-any-technique-that-works-never-to-limit-myself-to-one-style-to-keep-an-open-mind

[Griffith]

Smoking a cigarette... probably the single biggest thing that speeds up ruining ones looks.

That...and all the booze and cocaine.

[joswift]

Do you mean Rocco Siffredi?

Yes, I didnt know how to spell his name and dont want it in my internet history 

[Primemuscle]

Is all lost? Can Jean Claude ever regain his previous looks? Retinol, dermabrasion, Rogaine? Can it be done?

Nope. Physical youth is fleeting. Attempts to recover or retain it always fail. The best a person can do is live healthfully and therefore be as healthy as possible regardless of age. 

[_bruce_]

He looks like he's got liver problems - shocking how he transformed into "Agent Smith". The "Halloween" dentals aren't helping either.

[AbrahamG]

Let’s ask him…

You should ask him if he has ever sucked dicks.  Don't tell him you want to know per se but rather that you are asking for a friend.   

[Andy Griffin]

“You taught me using any technique that works, never to limit myself to one style, to keep an open miiiind!”

#notatanaka
#notjapanese

https://movie-sounds.org/kung-fu-movie-samples/quotes-with-sound-clips-from-bloodsport/you-taught-me-using-any-technique-that-works-never-to-limit-myself-to-one-style-to-keep-an-open-mind

Who gives a shit if Bruce Springsteen is his shidoshi

[Rambone]

Who gives a shit if Bruce Springsteen is his shidoshi

Okay, USA!!!

[Coach is Back!]

Coach for the win, haha

lol..

[Coach is Back!]

You should ask him if he has ever sucked dicks.  Don't tell him you want to know per se but rather that you are asking for a friend.   

LMFAO 😂

[pamith]

Seagal wouldn't even have a chance of catching van damme, van damme in shape, seagal would gas like a fat old walrus.

Brutal if true

[tacobender]

He will do the splits while taking your giant meat rod for a smoke break

[Humble Narcissist]

Yes, I didnt know how to spell his name and dont want it in my internet history 

Now it's on my history.   Should have gone incognito.

[Svengoolie]

google says he's rumored to have had the HIV for years now. I can believe it. Big fan growing up though. Loved his movies.