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Re: These old Clint Eastwood movies are horrendous
« Reply #25 on: February 15, 2022, 05:36:40 PM »
Quote from: Tapeworm on February 15, 2022, 10:24:11 AM
Gran Torino is solid viewing beginning to end, no question. Great pace.

But I must test your dedication. Two of the longest films I ever sat through were Bird and Flags of Our Fathers. Bird could have ended a few times even though it didn't, but Flags contains no less than 6 gather-up-your-coat-and-popcorn endings, but the film persists every time.

I knew I was rolling the dice with this thread but I've had a few whiskeys, which I needed because Tightrope was on.

And quit backfiring my threadya louzy loutzes I ain't had my fill tell me when I've had enough ya loutzes.
Tape,contrary to my previous post,I hated both of those movies...and never made it to the end of either one of them which isn`t typical for me and Letters From Iwo Jima can suck a dick also.

Gonna` go get my money back from the airport for my ticket to Australia now.  ;D
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Re: These old Clint Eastwood movies are horrendous
« Reply #26 on: February 15, 2022, 05:39:21 PM »
Quote from: Tapeworm on February 15, 2022, 09:22:33 AM
We got Dirty Harry every night.

I used to accuse Russian novelists of getting away with their endless shit because there just wasn't anything else to do. So 800 pages was fine. What else you gonna do? Stare at the cow?

So the 70s must have been about as much fun. I got "Tightrope" on. A man in a ski mask was ominously eating a chocolate chip cookie. Then Clint came in and saw a half eaten cookie on the counter next to a cup of tea. That's when he grew suspicious. So always check for half eaten cookies when you come home.

Maybe it was raisin oatmeal.

The make my day punk one was on last night. That entire film needed to be 3 minutes long.

He can't even run 50 feet.
Your government is raping your ass dry and you're worried about 50 year old films ???
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Re: These old Clint Eastwood movies are horrendous
« Reply #27 on: February 15, 2022, 07:13:09 PM »
Quote from: wes on February 15, 2022, 09:45:48 AM
Gran Torino is the shit,along with Heartbreak Ridge,

Dont be putting  down my man Clint Tape I`ll have to book a flight to Aussieland.  ;D

Are you kidding me?? Heartbreak Ridge was absolutely hilarious americanaism. Epic script.
Grand Torino was pure shit...
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Re: These old Clint Eastwood movies are horrendous
« Reply #28 on: February 15, 2022, 07:45:58 PM »
Quote from: chaos on February 15, 2022, 05:39:21 PM
Your government is raping your ass dry and you're worried about 50 year old films ???

Fair call. Australia needs regime change.
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Re: These old Clint Eastwood movies are horrendous
« Reply #29 on: February 15, 2022, 08:14:42 PM »
Quote from: Gym-Rat on February 15, 2022, 09:23:39 AM
one of my favorite movies of all-time is high-plains drifter
epic

Goddamn classic!!!
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Re: These old Clint Eastwood movies are horrendous
« Reply #30 on: February 15, 2022, 09:25:40 PM »
Quote from: thebrink on February 15, 2022, 07:13:09 PM
Are you kidding me?? Heartbreak Ridge was absolutely hilarious americanaism. Epic script.
Grand Torino was pure shit...
What you talkin `bout Willis ?
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Re: These old Clint Eastwood movies are horrendous
« Reply #31 on: February 16, 2022, 07:22:52 AM »
Quote from: wes on February 15, 2022, 09:45:48 AM
Heartbreak Ridge

It's on right now. Needs less Stitch Jones but pretty fun so far.

Look like Clint got off his ass for the role. Solved that pencilneck he had in Dirty Harry.
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Re: These old Clint Eastwood movies are horrendous
« Reply #32 on: February 16, 2022, 08:20:34 AM »
Quote from: Tapeworm on February 16, 2022, 07:22:52 AM
It's on right now. Needs less Stitch Jones but pretty fun so far.

Look like Clint got off his ass for the role. Solved that pencilneck he had in Dirty Harry.

It's a comedic classic.
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Re: These old Clint Eastwood movies are horrendous
« Reply #33 on: February 16, 2022, 10:53:22 AM »
I've never seen an Eastwood film I didn't like. High Plains Drifter is the greatest western ever.
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Re: These old Clint Eastwood movies are horrendous
« Reply #34 on: February 16, 2022, 03:15:21 PM »
Quote from: Humble Narcissist on February 16, 2022, 10:53:22 AM
I've never seen an Eastwood film I didn't like. High Plains Drifter is the greatest western ever.

This guy gets it.
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Re: These old Clint Eastwood movies are horrendous
« Reply #35 on: February 16, 2022, 04:00:19 PM »
Arnold and vandam made the best movies without question
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Re: These old Clint Eastwood movies are horrendous
« Reply #36 on: February 16, 2022, 04:57:47 PM »
Quote from: Humble Narcissist on February 16, 2022, 10:53:22 AM
I've never seen an Eastwood film I didn't like. High Plains Drifter is the greatest western ever.

Right turn Clide??
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Re: These old Clint Eastwood movies are horrendous
« Reply #37 on: February 16, 2022, 05:04:28 PM »
Pale Rider is my favorite Clint Eastwood flick. Love that shit.
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Re: These old Clint Eastwood movies are horrendous
« Reply #38 on: February 16, 2022, 05:29:00 PM »
Didn't he live with a Hollywood Billionaire before he was famous as a "pool boy" bodybuilder type?
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Re: These old Clint Eastwood movies are horrendous
« Reply #39 on: February 16, 2022, 06:54:38 PM »
Getting my ass kicked in my own thread.


Ok. I should have said the Dirty Harry movies were shit. I caught 2/3 of Heartbreak and it was good
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Re: These old Clint Eastwood movies are horrendous
« Reply #40 on: February 16, 2022, 06:58:04 PM »
Quote from: Tapeworm on February 15, 2022, 07:45:58 PM
Fair call. Australia The entire world needs regime change.
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Re: These old Clint Eastwood movies are horrendous
« Reply #41 on: February 17, 2022, 01:53:33 AM »
Quote from: Irongrip400 on February 16, 2022, 05:04:28 PM
Pale Rider is my favorite Clint Eastwood flick. Love that shit.
Another great western.
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Re: These old Clint Eastwood movies are horrendous
« Reply #42 on: February 17, 2022, 03:02:54 AM »
Quote from: Tapeworm on February 16, 2022, 07:22:52 AM
It's on right now. Needs less Stitch Jones but pretty fun so far.

Look like Clint got off his ass for the role. Solved that pencilneck he had in Dirty Harry.

Beefiest he ever was in Heartbreak Ridge
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Re: These old Clint Eastwood movies are horrendous
« Reply #43 on: February 17, 2022, 03:03:37 AM »
HIGH PLAINS DRIFTER AND PALE RIDER = DAT DERE BESTEST




Westerns with Supernatural Elements!
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Re: These old Clint Eastwood movies are horrendous
« Reply #44 on: February 17, 2022, 04:19:59 AM »
Quote from: Kwon on February 17, 2022, 03:03:37 AM
HIGH PLAINS DRIFTER AND PALE RIDER = DAT DERE BESTEST




Westerns with Supernatural Elements!
Don't forget Outlaw Josey Wales.
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Re: These old Clint Eastwood movies are horrendous
« Reply #45 on: February 17, 2022, 04:51:47 AM »
The science changed as the situation evolved. Some Clint Eastwood movies now ok but continued vigilance is recommended.
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Re: These old Clint Eastwood movies are horrendous
« Reply #46 on: February 17, 2022, 04:52:39 AM »
Quote from: Tapeworm on February 17, 2022, 04:51:47 AM
The science changed as the situation evolved. Some Clint Eastwood movies now ok.
:D
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Re: These old Clint Eastwood movies are horrendous
« Reply #47 on: February 17, 2022, 05:05:31 AM »
Yes, continued Vigilance is needed
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