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Re: Was bob sagat whacked?
« Reply #25 on: February 17, 2022, 02:48:05 AM »
Quote from: Dave D on February 16, 2022, 09:13:47 PM
I think we’ve solved this murder.

Bob Sagit = Bob Whackat

Bob Ack wat

Bobcat Goldthwait

This was a crime of stolen valor!

 :D

It probably went down like this….



Uncle Jesse : Do you like Jesse and the Rippers?
Danny Tanner : They're OK.
Uncle Jesse : My early work was a little too new wave for my taste, but when “Everywhere You Look” came out in '87, I think we really came into our own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. I’ve been compared to Elvis Presley, but I think I have a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.
Danny Tanner : Hey Gladstone.
Uncle Jesse : Yes, Tanner?
Danny Tanner : Why are there copies of the style section all over the place, d-do you have a dog? A little chow or something?
Uncle Jesse : No, you do, Tanner. A golden retriever. His name is Comet.
Danny Tanner : Is that a leather rain coat?
Uncle Jesse : Yes it is! In '87, I released this, Forever, my most accomplished album. I think my self-titled track is my undisputed masterpiece, a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.
[raises croquet mallet above head]
Uncle Jesse : Hey Tanner!
[he bashes Tanner in the head with the mallet, and blood splatters over him]
Uncle Jesse : TRY FILMING “WAKE UP SAN FRANCISCO” NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU, FUCKING BASTARD!



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Re: Was bob sagat whacked?
« Reply #26 on: February 17, 2022, 02:58:16 AM »
Quote from: POB on February 16, 2022, 10:13:17 AM
All the reports say he had a baseball bat size wound to the back of his head. I’m not a fan of his but that info is really suspicious

Maybe he had some dirt on some people


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Re: Was bob sagat whacked?
« Reply #27 on: February 17, 2022, 02:59:35 AM »
Quote from: wes on February 16, 2022, 12:18:16 PM
I`d wager that Alex Baldwin was involved in some way.

I think the guy who shot that woman on Rust, Alec Baldwin, would have a higher chance of involvement than cousin Alex.
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Re: Was bob sagat whacked?
« Reply #28 on: February 17, 2022, 05:55:15 AM »
knob phagget has been 'hillaried'
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Re: Was bob sagat whacked?
« Reply #29 on: February 17, 2022, 06:42:37 AM »
We’ll probably never find out the truth, but, if I had to bet I’d go with a drug deal gone bad. The family wouldn’t want that made public.
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Re: Was bob sagat whacked?
« Reply #30 on: February 17, 2022, 06:52:36 AM »
Quote from: Rambone on February 17, 2022, 02:48:05 AM
:D

It probably went down like this….



Uncle Jesse : Do you like Jesse and the Rippers?
Danny Tanner : They're OK.
Uncle Jesse : My early work was a little too new wave for my taste, but when “Everywhere You Look” came out in '87, I think we really came into our own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. I’ve been compared to Elvis Presley, but I think I have a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.
Danny Tanner : Hey Gladstone.
Uncle Jesse : Yes, Tanner?
Danny Tanner : Why are there copies of the style section all over the place, d-do you have a dog? A little chow or something?
Uncle Jesse : No, you do, Tanner. A golden retriever. His name is Comet.
Danny Tanner : Is that a leather rain coat?
Uncle Jesse : Yes it is! In '87, I released this, Forever, my most accomplished album. I think my self-titled track is my undisputed masterpiece, a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.
[raises croquet mallet above head]
Uncle Jesse : Hey Tanner!
[he bashes Tanner in the head with the mallet, and blood splatters over him]
Uncle Jesse : TRY FILMING “WAKE UP SAN FRANCISCO” NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU, FUCKING BASTARD!

It’s all coming together now.

After a lifetime of commercial success and thinking he was slightly above his peers, Bobs condescending personality  finally did him in.

I would love to hear the soundtrack to this if it aired on AFHV!
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Re: Was bob sagat whacked?
« Reply #31 on: February 18, 2022, 07:09:34 AM »
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Re: Was bob sagat whacked?
« Reply #32 on: February 18, 2022, 08:57:24 AM »
Quote from: Matt C on February 18, 2022, 07:09:34 AM
LOL!!!

 ;D ;D ;D

really, what are you nine?
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Re: Was bob sagat whacked?
« Reply #33 on: February 18, 2022, 11:29:55 AM »
Quote from: Dokey111 on February 18, 2022, 08:57:24 AM
really, what are you nine?

It's funny you said that...I think WHEN I WAS NINE [literally], somebody made that joke, and that's why I got a chuckle out of it.  I don't think little jabs at people's names are bad.  And it was NOT an anti-homosexual comment...Bob was straight as far as I know, so it wasn't a gay-bashing joke.

If someone said that in a meanspirited way, bashing Bob for his sexuality, I wouldn't find it funny.  I just thought it was funny because it rhymed.  And yeah...I probably thought of that, or was told that by someone when I was nine [1991 - and I actually think that is when it happened].
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Re: Was bob sagat whacked?
« Reply #34 on: February 18, 2022, 02:20:02 PM »
i would think the pain of fracturing the back of your skull and along your eye sockets would prevent you from just going to bed

the injuries were compared to falling 20 - 30 feet or getting hit by a baseball bat

something happened and he didn't want anybody to know about it, so probably a drug deal or prostitution gone bad

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Re: Was bob sagat whacked?
« Reply #35 on: February 18, 2022, 02:28:32 PM »
Quote from: Earl1972 on February 18, 2022, 02:20:02 PM
i would think the pain of fracturing the back of your skull and along your eye sockets would prevent you from just going to bed

the injuries were compared to falling 20 - 30 feet or getting hit by a baseball bat

something happened and he didn't want anybody to know about it, so probably a drug deal or prostitution gone bad

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Earl youve obviously never fractured your skull. After experiencing a moment like this most people actually want to go straight to be or at the very least take a nap.



A dirt nap.
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Re: Was bob sagat whacked?
« Reply #36 on: February 18, 2022, 02:39:40 PM »
Quote from: Dave D on February 18, 2022, 02:28:32 PM
Earl youve obviously never fractured your skull. After experiencing a moment like this most people actually want to go straight to be or at the very least take a nap.



A dirt nap.

i cracked a tooth and i was in agony, i couldn't sleep

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Re: Was bob sagat whacked?
« Reply #37 on: February 18, 2022, 05:52:28 PM »
Quote from: Kwon on February 17, 2022, 02:58:16 AM
Maybe he had some dirt on some people


Pedosss

Or maybe he was one himself... and an angry father hit bob with a baseball bat.
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Re: Was bob sagat whacked?
« Reply #38 on: February 18, 2022, 06:02:20 PM »
Quote from: Notomorrow on February 16, 2022, 11:14:39 AM
Died of a blood clot from a minor injury, shortly after getting booster shot. Without any investigation, authorities have told us it had NOTHING to do with the rare but documented clotting issues seen after the shot. Anyone who desires more information is a conspiracy theorist and any news investigating the clotting issues just weeks after he got the booster shot shall be banned from all mainstream media.

So, official cause of death is he died from a minor bump on his head that he had barely even noticed happened. Case closed.

Lol
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Re: Was bob sagat whacked?
« Reply #39 on: February 18, 2022, 06:57:12 PM »
Yes, I'm sure Columbian gangsters murdered the fat comedian.

Fat boy fell.

Fat boy bumped his noodle.

Fat boy is no more.
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Re: Was bob sagat whacked?
« Reply #40 on: February 19, 2022, 09:45:46 AM »
Fat boy skipped skull day at the gym. His head was softer than a cantaloupe sitting in the sun
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Re: Was bob sagat whacked?
« Reply #41 on: February 19, 2022, 09:54:34 AM »
Quote from: Earl1972 on February 18, 2022, 02:39:40 PM
i cracked a tooth and i was in agony, i couldn't sleep

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I got an infection from a stray nacho going through my gums. It fucking hurt like he'll at first, but the pain went away after like 5 minutes.

Then the real shit happened. Throbbing pain for 2 to three days. Fever and breaking of fever with night sweats. I took Aleve, but other than that I did nothing else.

I come to find out that it could have killed me.

I'm a Getbigger.
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