Mike HAS TO BE natty!! There is no way one can be that much of a hypocrite saying stuff like that into a camera with a straight face, that would be against human nature.
If he's lying, then he's got some bal... erm... wait a minute... If he
is lying then he
does have some balls, but we all know he actually has
no balls, so... er... Well, when I say
no balls, I mean he has got balls, but they're really small... fuck it! You know what I'm trying to say Mike!
