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Re: Porch Monkey Kills A Woman & Mounts Her Head On Stick
« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2022, 06:38:49 PM »
They need to put this animal down. He killed that poor white woman.

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Re: Porch Monkey Kills A Woman & Mounts Her Head On Stick
« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2022, 07:23:00 PM »
What is wrong with mounting heads on sticks?

It was a time honored tradition with the brits, American forefathers.

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Re: Porch Monkey Kills A Woman & Mounts Her Head On Stick
« Reply #3 on: August 23, 2022, 07:29:52 PM »
He mounted her head on a stick.

Wait. Do you mean he put her head on a stick? Or do you mean he mounted her head which was already atop a stick?

Because those are different activities.

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Re: Porch Monkey Kills A Woman & Mounts Her Head On Stick
« Reply #4 on: August 23, 2022, 07:33:47 PM »
Or do you mean he mounted her head which was already atop a stick?



That's not Edmund Kemper!


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Re: Porch Monkey Kills A Woman & Mounts Her Head On Stick
« Reply #5 on: August 23, 2022, 09:19:30 PM »
Bro...

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Re: Porch Monkey Kills A Woman & Mounts Her Head On Stick
« Reply #6 on: August 24, 2022, 01:09:21 AM »
Damn nig-nog!!   :P

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Re: Porch Monkey Kills A Woman & Mounts Her Head On Stick
« Reply #7 on: August 24, 2022, 02:13:19 AM »
Reminds me of a Hebrew version of Ed Gein

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Re: Porch Monkey Kills A Woman & Mounts Her Head On Stick
« Reply #8 on: August 24, 2022, 05:13:48 PM »
Ed Gein? Maitre d at Canal Bar?

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Re: Porch Monkey Kills A Woman & Mounts Her Head On Stick
« Reply #9 on: August 24, 2022, 05:26:19 PM »
Ed Gein? Maitre d at Canal Bar?

No. Serial killer. Wisconsin. 50’s.

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Re: Porch Monkey Kills A Woman & Mounts Her Head On Stick
« Reply #10 on: August 24, 2022, 05:35:11 PM »
racist thread reported to Ron


good lord Vince - need to show some class like a man who knows how to enjoy a fine machine rolled gas station banana backwood cigar

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Re: Porch Monkey Kills A Woman & Mounts Her Head On Stick
« Reply #11 on: August 24, 2022, 05:54:42 PM »
Of course you do realize the perpetrator is white?

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Re: Porch Monkey Kills A Woman & Mounts Her Head On Stick
« Reply #12 on: August 25, 2022, 01:00:38 AM »
Of course you do realize the perpetrator is white?

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Re: Porch Monkey Kills A Woman & Mounts Her Head On Stick
« Reply #13 on: August 25, 2022, 01:09:46 AM »
Of course you do realize the perpetrator is white?

sometimes hillbilly whites are called grease monkeys in the south who hang out on porches (in generally everyone does it in the south).  hope this helps.  Vince knows what he is doing.

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Re: Porch Monkey Kills A Woman & Mounts Her Head On Stick
« Reply #14 on: August 25, 2022, 01:15:59 AM »
I can't imagine a white fella doing such a thing. He must have been set up.

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Re: Porch Monkey Kills A Woman & Mounts Her Head On Stick
« Reply #15 on: August 25, 2022, 04:57:54 AM »

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Re: Porch Monkey Kills A Woman & Mounts Her Head On Stick
« Reply #16 on: August 25, 2022, 05:26:27 AM »
Piece of retarded slime.

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Re: Porch Monkey Kills A Woman & Mounts Her Head On Stick
« Reply #17 on: August 25, 2022, 06:51:45 AM »
Patrick Bateman: Do you like Creatine?
Paul Allen: It's ok.
Patrick Bateman: Early on it was a little slow working for my tastes, but when the loading phase was over, It really came in to its own, physically and mentally. The whole tub has a clear, crisp taste, and a new sheen of amino acids that really gives the mix a big boost. It's been compared to Anabolic steroids, but I think creatine has a far more subtle effect..
Paul Allen: Hey Halberstram.
Patrick Bateman: Yes, Allen?
Paul Allen: Why are there copies of the muscle and fitness 2013 Olympia edition all over the place, are you a schmoe? A little fruity or something?
Patrick Bateman: No, Allen.
Paul Allen: Is that a thong?
Patrick Bateman: Yes it is! In 2008, Muscletech released this, Celltech, their most accomplished supplement. I think their undisputed masterpiece is the 3g of creatine hcl per serving, an ingredient so potent, that you can tell everyone in the gym it's that, and not the steroids that are responsible for all your size. Taking Creatine is not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the supplement itself.
[raises axe above head]
Patrick Bateman: Hey Paul!
[he bashes Allen in the head with the axe, ande blood splatters over him]
Patrick Bateman: TRY GETTING A RESERVATION FOR FRONT ROW AT THE OLYMPIA NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU

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Re: Porch Monkey Kills A Woman & Mounts Her Head On Stick
« Reply #18 on: August 25, 2022, 08:00:48 AM »
Patrick Bateman: Do you like Creatine?
Paul Allen: It's ok.
Patrick Bateman: Early on it was a little slow working for my tastes, but when the loading phase was over, It really came in to its own, physically and mentally. The whole tub has a clear, crisp taste, and a new sheen of amino acids that really gives the mix a big boost. It's been compared to Anabolic steroids, but I think creatine has a far more subtle effect..
Paul Allen: Hey Halberstram.
Patrick Bateman: Yes, Allen?
Paul Allen: Why are there copies of the muscle and fitness 2013 Olympia edition all over the place, are you a schmoe? A little fruity or something?
Patrick Bateman: No, Allen.
Paul Allen: Is that a thong?
Patrick Bateman: Yes it is! In 2008, Muscletech released this, Celltech, their most accomplished supplement. I think their undisputed masterpiece is the 3g of creatine hcl per serving, an ingredient so potent, that you can tell everyone in the gym it's that, and not the steroids that are responsible for all your size. Taking Creatine is not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the supplement itself.
[raises axe above head]
Patrick Bateman: Hey Paul!
[he bashes Allen in the head with the axe, ande blood splatters over him]
Patrick Bateman: TRY GETTING A RESERVATION FOR FRONT ROW AT THE OLYMPIA NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU

Terrific!

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Re: Porch Monkey Kills A Woman & Mounts Her Head On Stick
« Reply #19 on: August 25, 2022, 03:00:43 PM »
Patrick Bateman: Do you like Creatine?
Paul Allen: It's ok.
Patrick Bateman: Early on it was a little slow working for my tastes, but when the loading phase was over, It really came in to its own, physically and mentally. The whole tub has a clear, crisp taste, and a new sheen of amino acids that really gives the mix a big boost. It's been compared to Anabolic steroids, but I think creatine has a far more subtle effect..
Paul Allen: Hey Halberstram.
Patrick Bateman: Yes, Allen?
Paul Allen: Why are there copies of the muscle and fitness 2013 Olympia edition all over the place, are you a schmoe? A little fruity or something?
Patrick Bateman: No, Allen.
Paul Allen: Is that a thong?
Patrick Bateman: Yes it is! In 2008, Muscletech released this, Celltech, their most accomplished supplement. I think their undisputed masterpiece is the 3g of creatine hcl per serving, an ingredient so potent, that you can tell everyone in the gym it's that, and not the steroids that are responsible for all your size. Taking Creatine is not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the supplement itself.
[raises axe above head]
Patrick Bateman: Hey Paul!
[he bashes Allen in the head with the axe, ande blood splatters over him]
Patrick Bateman: TRY GETTING A RESERVATION FOR FRONT ROW AT THE OLYMPIA NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU

some quality posting today  ;D

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Re: Porch Monkey Kills A Woman & Mounts Her Head On Stick
« Reply #20 on: August 25, 2022, 05:22:39 PM »
Patrick Bateman: Do you like Creatine?
Paul Allen: It's ok.
Patrick Bateman: Early on it was a little slow working for my tastes, but when the loading phase was over, It really came in to its own, physically and mentally. The whole tub has a clear, crisp taste, and a new sheen of amino acids that really gives the mix a big boost. It's been compared to Anabolic steroids, but I think creatine has a far more subtle effect..
Paul Allen: Hey Halberstram.
Patrick Bateman: Yes, Allen?
Paul Allen: Why are there copies of the muscle and fitness 2013 Olympia edition all over the place, are you a schmoe? A little fruity or something?
Patrick Bateman: No, Allen.
Paul Allen: Is that a thong?
Patrick Bateman: Yes it is! In 2008, Muscletech released this, Celltech, their most accomplished supplement. I think their undisputed masterpiece is the 3g of creatine hcl per serving, an ingredient so potent, that you can tell everyone in the gym it's that, and not the steroids that are responsible for all your size. Taking Creatine is not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the supplement itself.
[raises axe above head]
Patrick Bateman: Hey Paul!
[he bashes Allen in the head with the axe, ande blood splatters over him]
Patrick Bateman: TRY GETTING A RESERVATION FOR FRONT ROW AT THE OLYMPIA NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU


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