How to Ruin Halloween

[Gym-Rat]

 

[Phantom Spunker]

You'd have to have a death wish to hand that out to kids, lol (if it were real). Even granola bars and fruit are guaranteed to have you power-washing eggs and toilet paper off your house for the next few days.

[LurkerNoMore]

Thank god for gated communities so I don't have to worry about people from the next county hauling their riff raff over to score the good stuff. 

Though I always thought those wax harmonicas they gave out were the worst "candy" of all.  Even though you couldn't play them or eat the damn things.

[residue]

the worst candies were the taffies that people used to bring back from their shitty seaside holidays and just gotten stale over the months

[Gym-Rat]

Thank god for gated communities so I don't have to worry about people from the next county hauling their riff raff over to score the good stuff. 

Though I always thought those wax harmonicas they gave out were the worst "candy" of all.  Even though you couldn't play them or eat the damn things.

LOL

OMG those things were horrific!!   

[tatoo]

when i was a kid, there was a woman who used to hand out apples every year!!!!!! lmao, youd think shed learn after the first 2 years of broken windows and dented siding.. i never threw one tho.... not at her house at least!!!

[Gym-Rat]

when i was a kid, there was a woman who used to hand out apples every year!!!!!! lmao, youd think shed learn after the first 2 years of broken windows and dented siding.. i never threw one tho.... not at her house at least!!!

Used to get creative as a kid.
Buddy owned horses, so we had access to those "de-wormer med" plastic-tipped large syringes.
Drill hole in egg-shell, fill with black-paint using syringe. Tape off hole. Throw at house.

Looked bad, but most of it scraped right off with scraper because of being mixed with egg.
Felt bad when I got older. Luckily no one has done similar here, though I deserve what I get.

Poor neighborhood. Boards of nails in street puddles to not be seen when driving, etc...   

[LurkerNoMore]

LOL

OMG those things were horrific!!   

WTF was the purpose.  And they labeled them as chewing gum.

https://www.facebook.com/DoYouRemember/posts/who-remembers-these-wax-harmonica-candies-at-halloween-from-the-1960-and-70spost/2426432077418843/

[Fortress]

This wealthy couple in my neighborhood would hand out huge all-beef hot dogs, bags of chips and cans of pop.

Awesome Halloween decorations everywhere.

Loved that shit.

[ThisisOverload]

Thank god for gated communities so I don't have to worry about people from the next county hauling their riff raff over to score the good stuff. 

Though I always thought those wax harmonicas they gave out were the worst "candy" of all.  Even though you couldn't play them or eat the damn things.

Roger Clemens used to live about 2 miles from me in a gated community in the 90's.

They would let the kids in for Halloween and he handed out autographed baseballs to the first 100 or so kids.

This area was known for money and people handed out the full size candy bars.

One asshole Dentist handed out those travel size toothbrushes and toothpaste. What a dick.