The Best Part

[Primemuscle]

So I told you guys I had been training legs twice a week going into the show and I thought they had made improvements I mean of course you all said otherwise but I was training them twice a week. Anyway I asked the Dr what could have caused this issue why it was happening to me. You know what they said?

They said I was obviously in shape and lifted weights and that squatting is probably what caused the problem. For all the shit you guys give me about not training legs enough too much leg training is what the doctor says caused the issue. They actually told me not to squat in the future.

The doctor is correct any strain puts pressure on hemorrhoids, which can make them thrombosed and cause them to bleed. Weight training is not recommended when someone's hemorrhoids flare up. Take up swimming laps in your pool instead. Did you also discuss your awful diet with the doctor? What was the blockage and how would squatting effect it?  Most likely, you will ignore the doctor's advice.

You might look better if you had the typical "swimmer's" physique. A swimmer's body is typically toned, but without too much bulky muscle. -Broad shoulders with defined abs, lats, and triceps. Clothes fit better, assuming you wear the correct size and cut.

If you spend a lot of time sitting for your work and the hours you spend posting on Getbig, get a stand-up desk.

[ThisisOverload]

The best part is that hanky is not flexible enough to lube his own ass.

So, one of his step-kids drew the short straw and has to lube his lanced hemorrhoids with the Lidocaine.

Which one of snaggletooth's bastard spawns is it?

[beakdoctor]

BHANUS..

It's hard to read through the history of BHANUS' time on GB on not come to the conclusion that he's retarded. I don't mean slobering on himself retarded, although he probably does that too. I mean really really low IQ retarded 

Seriously,  how the fuck on earth can you possibly think its a good idea to share ANY of this information with GB.

Everyone told him he needed to eat cleaner and plan his pre contest diet. Slowly eliminating calories and carbs. Everyone told him to focus on training and lay off the drugs.

Now for the 2nd contest in a row he has to pull out over dire health concerns  "see, i told you guys I was sick" but he's only sick because he insisted on eating like  a dumbfucking retard and starving himself the last few hours while using diuretics and peptides to make up for his shitty appearance.

Now he got all bound up and blew his anus out AGAIN. Then comes on here spilling his guts about how deathly ill he is.

What a warrior Bhanus i fighting through hemorrhoids to don a thong.

On top of all this HE created a challenge,  calling out everyone to compete at this show. Then fucking quits!

Any normal person would be ashamed and embarrassed to divulge any of this, especially after everyone warned him. It's like he lacks the ability to feel any shame whatsoever.

[Lartinos]

It's hard to read through the history of BHANUS' time on GB on not come to the conclusion that he's retarded. I don't mean slobering on himself retarded, although he probably does that too. I mean really really low IQ retarded 

Seriously,  how the fuck on earth can you possibly think its a good idea to share ANY of this information with GB.

Everyone told him he needed to eat cleaner and plan his pre contest diet. Slowly eliminating calories and carbs. Everyone told him to focus on training and lay off the drugs.

Now for the 2nd contest in a row he has to pull out over dire health concerns  "see, i told you guys I was sick" but he's only sick because he insisted on eating like  a dumbfucking retard and starving himself the last few hours while using diuretics and peptides to make up for his shitty appearance.

Now he got all bound up and blew his anus out AGAIN. Then comes on here spilling his guts about how deathly ill he is.

What a warrior Bhanus i fighting through hemorrhoids to don a thong.

On top of all this HE created a challenge,  calling out everyone to compete at this show. Then fucking quits!

Any normal person would be ashamed and embarrassed to divulge any of this, especially after everyone warned him. It's like he lacks the ability to feel any shame whatsoever.

All of that actually could just come back to his NPD which is off the charts for him compared to a usual case.

People at his level of delusion can actually be happy at times because he doesn’t live with the same level of anxiety, shame, and guilt we do.

He may also have a low IQ on top of that too, but it can be hard to tell with these people because they live such dumbed down lives.

[beakdoctor]

Great point. NPD.... but, I mean this just seems too obvious. Even a narcissist should be able to understand when not to give your detractors ammo to be used against you.

[Lartinos]

Great point. NPD.... but, I mean this just seems too obvious. Even a narcissist should be able to understand when not to give your detractors ammo to be used against you.

He prioritizes attention and validation over something like that.

You are projecting mature qualities on someone with a juvenile brain.

Maybe he got some really bad news from the doctor today.

He will believe anything they tell him.

I’m guessing they told him his gall bladder and large intestines need to be removed instead of him not eating like god damn idiot.

[Never1AShow]

What a warrior Bhanus i fighting through hemorrhoids to don a thong.

On top of all this HE created a challenge,  calling out everyone to compete at this show. Then fucking quits!

Any normal person would be ashamed and embarrassed to divulge any of this, especially after everyone warned him. It's like he lacks the ability to feel any shame whatsoever.

It's like he's had part of his Brain cut out

[Walter Sobchak]

Jesus I could tell you fuckign idiots the sky is blue and you would call me a liar that is what the dr said they didn’t say anything about diet they said squats. I go to my actual gastro this afternoon but the dr at the ER said squats could have caused the issue and told me to not do any kind of pushing squat leg press etc for the time being. I trained my legs a lot the last month before my the show I was training them twice a week. I didn’t even mention weight lifting I asked them what could have caused it and they said you obviously work out pushing and doing squats could have caused the issue and they recommended I do not squat they didn’t say for how long and I didn’t ask but I have no intention of squatting again anytime soon. My gastro may mention some other things today but the only thing the ER dr mentioned was squats and I didn’t ask him about it he mentioned it.

You went to Urgent Care yesterday and saw a male nurse.

You did not go to an emergency room yesterday and you did not see a Doctor.

YOU FUCKING LIAR.

[Never1AShow]

Jesus I could tell you fuckign idiots the sky is blue and you would call me a liar that is what the dr said they didn’t say anything about diet they said squats. I go to my actual gastro this afternoon but the dr at the ER said squats could have caused the issue and told me to not do any kind of pushing squat leg press etc for the time being. I trained my legs a lot the last month before my the show I was training them twice a week. I didn’t even mention weight lifting I asked them what could have caused it and they said you obviously work out pushing and doing squats could have caused the issue and they recommended I do not squat they didn’t say for how long and I didn’t ask but I have no intention of squatting again anytime soon. My gastro may mention some other things today but the only thing the ER dr mentioned was squats and I didn’t ask him about it he mentioned it.

So you mentioned nothing about all the passing blood the last couple of weeks, or the month of explosive diarrhea, the many drugs taken, the horrible diet and naively asked "what could have caused it"?  And without any of the real information they guessed weightlifting without you mentioning squatting at all, sure. Got it.

Either he'll be posting from a hospital bed tomorrow or it's all vastly exaggerated once again. 

[Flexacon]

It's hard to read through the history of BHANUS' time on GB on not come to the conclusion that he's retarded. I don't mean slobering on himself retarded, although he probably does that too. I mean really really low IQ retarded 

You might be underestimating his retardation.

I have a theory that he realised about 6 weeks ago that he was really unwell/his guts were a mess. He knew he wouldn't be able to maintain his weight so rather than do the rational thing and get checked out by the doctor, he decided to do a show.

It wasn't the "contest prep" or the food he was eating the last few weeks that made his unwell, he was already unwell, probably shitting a dozen times a day and knew he wouldn't be able to eat much. Him doing a show was just his excuse for his inevitable shrinking. That's the level of retardation we're dealing with here and of course he went full drooling idiot retard the last week or 2 before his show.

[Griffith]

You should be able to do bodyweight squats at least?

[webstar]

I just realized look at this drug addict junkie.

Taking a pic with his “family” can’t even put the weed down.

Weed is bio identical right?

[Rambone]

I just realized look at this drug addict junkie.

Taking a pic with his “family” can’t even put the weed down.

Weed is bio identical right?

Do those wrinkled khakis contain bioidentical cotton?