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Earths First Predator
« on: May 13, 2023, 10:30:15 AM »
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Re: Earths First Predator
« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2023, 10:51:38 AM »
Thank the Buddah-of-Colour that we no longer waste time and money on such "science" and instead focus on cataloging the myriad of millions of genders and their respective fetishes.  Amen, indeed!
 
;D Pretty weird looking model the Japanese made of their learned suppositions! Neato!  Looks like a cross between a centipede and a lamprey.

Fuck the cucks, my brother!

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Re: Earths First Predator
« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2023, 12:10:32 PM »
Thank the Buddah-of-Colour that we no longer waste time and money on such "science" and instead focus on cataloging the myriad of millions of genders and their respective fetishes.  Amen, indeed!
 
;D Pretty weird looking model the Japanese made of their learned suppositions! Neato!  Looks like a cross between a centipede and a lamprey.

Fuck the cucks, my brother!

Indeed Broseph!
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Re: Earths First Predator
« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2023, 03:11:12 PM »
no it wasnt

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Re: Earths First Predator
« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2023, 03:17:44 PM »
When I was little, we found a man. He looked like - like, butchered. The old women in the village crossed themselves, and whispered crazy things, strange things. "El diablo cazador de hombres". Only in the hottest years this happens. And this year, it grows hot. We begin finding our men. We found them sometimes without their skin... and sometimes much, much worst. "El que hace trofeos de los hombres" means "the demon who makes trophies of man".

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Re: Earths First Predator
« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2023, 05:56:59 AM »
When I was little, we found a man. He looked like - like, butchered. The old women in the village crossed themselves, and whispered crazy things, strange things. "El diablo cazador de hombres". Only in the hottest years this happens. And this year, it grows hot. We begin finding our men. We found them sometimes without their skin... and sometimes much, much worst. "El que hace trofeos de los hombres" means "the demon who makes trophies of man".

Skinwalker?
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Re: Earths First Predator
« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2023, 10:35:01 AM »
When I was little, we found a man. He looked like - like, butchered. The old women in the village crossed themselves, and whispered crazy things, strange things. "El diablo cazador de hombres". Only in the hottest years this happens. And this year, it grows hot. We begin finding our men. We found them sometimes without their skin... and sometimes much, much worst. "El que hace trofeos de los hombres" means "the demon who makes trophies of man".

Predator For Mexicans.

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Re: Earths First Predator
« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2023, 11:49:36 AM »
Predator For Mexicans.

Or in the noble tongue of these civilized savages, "El salvaje tipo blanco de la jungla"
"The savage white dude from the jungle."  Kinda sounds more like a lost Tarzan to me.

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Re: Earths First Predator
« Reply #8 on: May 14, 2023, 12:22:34 PM »