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Spauldings Favorite Football Movie
« on: August 18, 2023, 05:24:12 AM »
Brians Schlong

Starring "Sam Sulek" (in blackface) as "Sale Gayers".

Wood-Healey Hankins as: "Brian Diccolo".

And introducing "Dick Calker" as: "Random Schmoe"...

Now out on "BlewGay" and DVD's everywhere!!!!   DVD's!!!!
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Re: Spauldings Favorite Football Movie
« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2023, 06:10:42 AM »
Movie Poster Options
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Re: Spauldings Favorite Football Movie
« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2023, 06:16:20 AM »
Ok opening this and seeing Brian’s Schlong was one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a while. Bravo Gym Rat, this just set the tone for my day.
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Re: Spauldings Favorite Football Movie
« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2023, 06:17:16 AM »
Quote from: robcguns on August 18, 2023, 06:16:20 AM
Ok opening this and seeing Brian’s Schlong was one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a while. Bravo Gym Rat, this just set the tone for my day.

You’re treading on thin ice, big guy!
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Re: Spauldings Favorite Football Movie
« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2023, 06:20:09 AM »
Quote from: Rambone on August 18, 2023, 06:17:16 AM
You’re treading on thin ice, big guy!

Hahaha, hell even Brian has to laugh seeing Brian’s schlong.
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Re: Spauldings Favorite Football Movie
« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2023, 06:43:21 AM »
Quote from: robcguns on August 18, 2023, 06:20:09 AM
Hahaha, hell even Brian has to laugh seeing Brian’s schlong.

Watching TV last night, a commercial where 2 guys are peeking thru the bushes watching a guys TV (football game) thru the window.
I said "I wonder if those are jizz-filled like Big Robs bushes??  My wife just said "Huh?? WTF are you talking about"??

I just said "Get Big", she said "Oh figures" while rolling her eyes...
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Re: Spauldings Favorite Football Movie
« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2023, 06:51:22 AM »
Quote from: Gym Rat on August 18, 2023, 05:24:12 AM
Brians Schlong

Starring "Sam Sulek" (in blackface) as "Sale Gayers".

Wood-Healey Hankins as: "Brian Diccolo".

And introducing "Dick Calker" as: "Random Schmoe"...

Now out on "BlewGay" and DVD's everywhere!!!!   DVD's!!!!

Does your wife know you post gay fantasies online for other men?
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Re: Spauldings Favorite Football Movie
« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2023, 06:58:49 AM »
Quote from: Gym Rat on August 18, 2023, 06:43:21 AM
Watching TV last night, a commercial where 2 guys are peeking thru the bushes watching a guys TV (football game) thru the window.
I said "I wonder if those are jizz-filled like Big Robs bushes??  My wife just said "Huh?? WTF are you talking about"??

I just said "Get Big", she said "Oh figures" while rolling her eyes...

Hahaha that’s awesome.
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Re: Spauldings Favorite Football Movie
« Reply #8 on: August 18, 2023, 07:13:43 AM »
Quote from: bhank on August 18, 2023, 06:51:22 AM
Does your wife know you post gay fantasies online for other men?

Agreed, at least your wife knows right Bhanky?
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Re: Spauldings Favorite Football Movie
« Reply #9 on: August 18, 2023, 07:19:40 AM »
Quote from: Gym Rat on August 18, 2023, 06:43:21 AM
Watching TV last night, a commercial where 2 guys are peeking thru the bushes watching a guys TV (football game) thru the window.
I said "I wonder if those are jizz-filled like Big Robs bushes??  My wife just said "Huh?? WTF are you talking about"??

I just said "Get Big", she said "Oh figures" while rolling her eyes...
;D
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Re: Spauldings Favorite Football Movie
« Reply #10 on: August 18, 2023, 07:38:06 AM »
Quote from: Gym Rat on August 18, 2023, 05:24:12 AM
Brians Schlong

Starring "Sam Sulek" (in blackface) as "Sale Gayers".

Wood-Healey Hankins as: "Brian Diccolo".

And introducing "Dick Calker" as: "Random Schmoe"...

Now out on "BlewGay" and DVD's everywhere!!!!   DVD's!!!!

Well done, my brother! 
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Re: Spauldings Favorite Football Movie
« Reply #11 on: August 18, 2023, 07:59:55 AM »
Quote from: Gym Rat on August 18, 2023, 05:24:12 AM
Brians Schlong
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA  LOL  ;D

Legit LOL  ;D
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Re: Spauldings Favorite Football Movie
« Reply #12 on: August 18, 2023, 08:01:55 AM »
I`m laughing so hard, I`m crying....my dogs are looking at me with their heads cocked like "WTF DUDE" ???  LOL  :D
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Re: Spauldings Favorite Football Movie
« Reply #13 on: August 18, 2023, 08:09:39 AM »
Quote from: bhank on August 18, 2023, 06:51:22 AM
Does your wife know you post gay fantasies online for other men?

Wife and I have been a couple for 40 years, no secrets, no surprises, no wife beatings...
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Re: Spauldings Favorite Football Movie
« Reply #14 on: August 18, 2023, 08:10:18 AM »
Quote from: wes on August 18, 2023, 08:01:55 AM
I`m laughing so hard, I`m crying....my dogs are looking at me with their heads cocked like "WTF DUDE" ???  LOL  :D

LMAO   ;D
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Re: Spauldings Favorite Football Movie
« Reply #15 on: August 18, 2023, 08:13:10 AM »
Quote from: wes on August 18, 2023, 08:01:55 AM
I`m laughing so hard, I`m crying....my dogs are looking at me with their heads cocked like "WTF DUDE" ???  LOL  :D

Right, I’m still laughing.
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Re: Spauldings Favorite Football Movie
« Reply #16 on: August 18, 2023, 08:16:18 AM »
Quote from: robcguns on August 18, 2023, 08:13:10 AM
Right, I’m still laughing.
That was truly hilarious!   ;D
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Re: Spauldings Favorite Football Movie
« Reply #17 on: August 18, 2023, 08:25:51 AM »
Quote from: webstar on August 18, 2023, 07:13:43 AM
Agreed, at least your wife knows right Bhanky?

 :D  ;D 

Maybe they have an arrangement 
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Re: Spauldings Favorite Football Movie
« Reply #18 on: August 18, 2023, 09:12:27 AM »
Watch for the sequel -

North Dallas Full Belly.

An aging man child fights off 61 different aliments, two ex-wives, and a string of bad luck to maintain his place as kinda-sorta a bodybuilder. 
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Re: Spauldings Favorite Football Movie
« Reply #19 on: August 18, 2023, 09:53:11 AM »
Quote from: bhank on August 18, 2023, 06:51:22 AM
Does your wife know you post gay fantasies online for other men?

Does your “wife” know you act them out in real life?

How’s the World Record lift review process coming along?

Hahahahahaha, pathetic twink.
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Re: Spauldings Favorite Football Movie
« Reply #20 on: August 19, 2023, 01:42:27 AM »
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Re: Spauldings Favorite Football Movie
« Reply #21 on: August 19, 2023, 01:48:46 AM »
BVD’s??

DVD’s??
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Re: Spauldings Favorite Football Movie
« Reply #22 on: August 19, 2023, 09:41:13 AM »
Quote from: Gym Rat on August 18, 2023, 06:43:21 AM
Watching TV last night, a commercial where 2 guys are peeking thru the bushes watching a guys TV (football game) thru the window.
I said "I wonder if those are jizz-filled like Big Robs bushes??  My wife just said "Huh?? WTF are you talking about"??

I just said "Get Big", she said "Oh figures" while rolling her eyes...

hahahha, awesome

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Re: Spauldings Favorite Football Movie
« Reply #23 on: August 19, 2023, 09:52:17 AM »
Quote from: Gym Rat on August 18, 2023, 06:43:21 AM
Watching TV last night, a commercial where 2 guys are peeking thru the bushes watching a guys TV (football game) thru the window.
I said "I wonder if those are jizz-filled like Big Robs bushes??  My wife just said "Huh?? WTF are you talking about"??

I just said "Get Big", she said "Oh figures" while rolling her eyes...

Oh hell yeah
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