My uncle paid a handsome sum to climb some infamous mountain.
Spent three days with ferocious diarrhea, having to shit every several minutes in plain view of his climbing companions (an assortment of male and female strangers).
He also fought to breathe the entire time, froze his ass off and quite simply wanted to die.
Experience of a lifetime. 
To be fair, here you are repeating his story haha, so that says something.
