Great story reminds me of the time that they closed down the airport because of a snowstorm. There where planes stuck in the thick off the snow. So they called me in as part of a special rescue unit. My sergant was bitching at me so hard so finally I got off his daughter's back and went out in the freezing cold only wearing my trousers. Started to drag the first plane to closer to the airport but grew tired from staying up all month and holding the tower of piza into place. Good thing their was a huge white polar bear that came out of the bags compartment. I punched his lights out, ate him and got all the strengh to continue with the task.
your really chuck norris arn't you.
now i can rest easy ...a story is not complete till the fake numbers have been inserted.no offencse MOS its the tread i have issue with yours was a sad story of getting stuck under a sled, i had a similar problem with a fat girl once but i digress..
I spent some time with Chuck Norris after I beat the living shit out him for running his mouth at a charity.
ok, I was believing you on that other story, but now you've crossed the line. In all seriousness, while vacationing in Africa, Chuck Norris was attacked by a group of hungry lions. Unfazed, he roundhouse kicked them to death and proceeded to dislocate his jaw and ribcage so he could swallow his prey whole.
i heard the st louis arch used to be a strait tower but chuck needed it for a squat bar and after he unloaded the weight ...
Here, I'll give an embarrassing gym story........was during my 3rd year of training and I was using a leg press for calf toe presses......normally I keep the platform locks on because I only need the top few inches of the range of motion for calf presses......for some reason I forgot I unlocked the platform and when finished with my set I let the weight go thinkin it would rest on the locked platform.....eh, no....squashed me like a fuggin bug and only the top few inches of my feet were on the platform....had to call two guys to help me get outta the leg press like a fuggin jackass.....once out of that catastrope it didn't help that I stood up, took two steps and slipped on the tile floor and landed on my ass.....I left the fuggin gym after that clutsy attack of dumbass.
Yes, but what weight did he use and for how many reps?
Must have been one of his doubles. The real Chuck likes ice cream.
I forgot to mention that the polar bear weighted 600 pounds.
Man this shit is funny! I just laughed so hard I may have pinched a nerve in my back, but only because it's a little tired from this morning: When I was driving to work a big tree had fallen across the street so I thought "it can't be more than 1000 pounds max, I'll just deadlift it out of the way" so I did it no problem, nothing over the top you know...
But he still didn't have your Olympian genetics I bet.
Lucius.............. With a comment like that you are just ASKING for trouble.And I did bicep curls with a 25 kg DB with my left arm while I typed that.
Hey that happened to me last year. But being a mere girlie I couldnt lift it so i pushed it out of the way like it was nothing but a dead bastard in a christmas shopping line at a cash register, and drove safely home through the thunder storms that were wreaking havoc through the whole state.
Awwwww I was only funning with that last comment Lucius.I have DB's all around the house actually. 1 set in the tv room, one by the phone, and a set next to my bed. No excuse not to lift.Cheers
Now that's Animal!
That's aint shit. I just got through super gluing my mouse to my desk at work, that way I'm forced to move the entire desk around with one arm whenever I need to move my onscreen pointer.
lol you most have some crazy forearms.
