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White House Chefs
« on: July 25, 2023, 05:08:15 PM »
Nothing about Obamas chef getting Clintoncided?

Interested tidbit in the article I read...
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Campbell is not the first former White House chef to drown. In June 2015, Walter Scheib, an executive chef at the White House who served former Presidents Bill Clinton and George W. Bush, drowned while hiking a trail in Taos, New Mexico.
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Re: White House Chefs
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2023, 07:06:11 PM »
A fucking life jacket and we wouldn't know his name.  Sad for his family  :'(, but that was a stupid omission.  ::)

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Re: White House Chefs
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2023, 08:42:20 PM »
I'm sure he knew what dishes Big Mike liked.

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Re: White House Chefs
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2023, 09:03:31 PM »
They found his body in water that was 8 feet deep?  Weird.

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Re: White House Chefs
« Reply #4 on: July 26, 2023, 03:37:28 PM »
They found his body in water that was 8 feet deep?  Weird.

Right?  Maybe the pond bed was like sticky mud and he couldn't pop up every 10-20 seconds until he got to the pond's edge.

A former HS classmate of mine went to his gym on a Sunday morning for a swim.  Staff pulled him from the bottom of the pool - massive coronary. 

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Re: White House Chefs
« Reply #5 on: July 26, 2023, 04:52:55 PM »
He was Hussein's lover and was going public with the news, not hard to figure this out - suicided Clinton style.
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Re: White House Chefs
« Reply #6 on: July 26, 2023, 04:54:18 PM »
I didn't think much of the story until I read that another White House chef drowned. That struck me as odd. Drowning isn't exactly the most common way to die. Especially as a chef.
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Re: White House Chefs
« Reply #7 on: July 26, 2023, 06:30:37 PM »
I didn't think much of the story until I read that another White House chef drowned. That struck me as odd. Drowning isn't exactly the most common way to die. Especially as a chef.

Like the Mad King Ludwig. Dude drowned in like a foot of water.

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Re: White House Chefs
« Reply #8 on: July 26, 2023, 06:57:15 PM »
Either he couldn't swim a lick, or suffered some medical condition. If it was the former, he's an idiot. I give him a pass on the life jacket though if I couldn't swim at all, I would wear one when I paddle board. The 2nd thing is he wasn't attached to the board at all.. That is something I never do. I will not wear a lifevest but have it on the board per regulations, but that cord is always strapped to my ankle. If it was medical, he may have died no matter where he was, but anything else... Darwinism.

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Re: White House Chefs
« Reply #9 on: July 26, 2023, 07:07:38 PM »
Either he couldn't swim a lick, or suffered some medical condition. If it was the former, he's an idiot. I give him a pass on the life jacket though if I couldn't swim at all, I would wear one when I paddle board. The 2nd thing is he wasn't attached to the board at all.. That is something I never do. I will not wear a lifevest but have it on the board per regulations, but that cord is always strapped to my ankle. If it was medical, he may have died no matter where he was, but anything else... Darwinism.

I've read that he was a decent swimmer.  Videos also show this.

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Re: White House Chefs
« Reply #10 on: July 26, 2023, 08:04:50 PM »
Either he couldn't swim a lick, or suffered some medical condition. If it was the former, he's an idiot. I give him a pass on the life jacket though if I couldn't swim at all, I would wear one when I paddle board. The 2nd thing is he wasn't attached to the board at all.. That is something I never do. I will not wear a lifevest but have it on the board per regulations, but that cord is always strapped to my ankle. If it was medical, he may have died no matter where he was, but anything else... Darwinism.

I always thought black folk lacked buouyancy.  No?

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« Reply #11 on: July 26, 2023, 08:22:39 PM »
I always thought black folk lacked buouyancy.  No?

I only see people as people.. can't speak to stereotypes

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Re: White House Chefs
« Reply #12 on: July 26, 2023, 08:29:19 PM »
I've read that he was a decent swimmer.  Videos also show this.

Then I would have to go with medical incident. I'm a good swimmer, excellent frolicker (joke).  . My wife, she can barely swim but could cross a pool. We paddleboard a few times a week. I find it hard to imagine falling off, and drowning. Of course we always have to cord attached but even then.. without it I would not be alarmed.. The only other thing I can think of, and this is probably just a 30-40% likelihood.. is a sniper, commissioned by the black ops arm of the CIA, took him out.. but even then, it's hard to get just a glancing hit, just enough to knock someone out without leaving an obvious entry exit wound.. so I'm holding off on that one. The other thing.. is he had breakfast and his coffee was poisoned based on his exact body weight, to take effect at that exact moment when he would be out on the water.. It's too early to tell at this point.. so maybe just a medical issue, I dunno

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Re: White House Chefs
« Reply #13 on: July 26, 2023, 08:42:43 PM »
I always thought black folk lacked buouyancy.  No?
You could tell us from your personal experience.
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« Reply #14 on: July 26, 2023, 09:17:53 PM »
You could tell us from your personal experience.

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Re: White House Chefs
« Reply #15 on: July 26, 2023, 09:20:44 PM »
I can float.

Video or it didn't happen..

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Re: White House Chefs
« Reply #16 on: July 26, 2023, 10:30:08 PM »
They won't mess with this White House chef though:


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Re: White House Chefs
« Reply #17 on: July 27, 2023, 09:18:04 AM »
Massive coronary from eating too many carbs?

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Re: White House Chefs
« Reply #18 on: July 27, 2023, 05:25:48 PM »
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