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Protein Bar Sponsorship Opportunity
« on: May 05, 2006, 12:09:29 PM »
Immediate Release
(New York May 5, 2006)
Missing Link Hi Performance, the makers of protein enery bars has re-launched for 2006.  The company, located in New York City, was a sponsor at bodybuilding events and distributed their products via gyms and health food stores.  IFFB Craig Licker, was sponsored by the company for more than five years up till 2002.  Now back leaner and more focused, Missing Link Hi Performance is looking for several athletes to work with us on a per project basis.  These projects will include working the booths at industry trade shows, seminar and some print work.  The company is prepared to pay per diem work in the short term on a project per project basis and longer term sponsorships in the future. If interested in more information, then send your email to waybrown135@yahoo.com

Look for our promotional events on the Internet, print media and at the contests.
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Re: Protein Bar Sponsorship Opportunity
« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2006, 12:12:51 PM »
ahh a yahoo address.

Sounds credible to me!

Say 'hi' to Wayne while at the Yahoo club meeting, musclereporter.
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Re: Protein Bar Sponsorship Opportunity
« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2006, 12:32:36 PM »

What does 'project per project basis' mean?

Before you guys issue any more press releases, you should hire someone who can spell. 
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Re: Protein Bar Sponsorship Opportunity
« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2006, 12:40:56 PM »
Also, if any fitness chicks would like to get their photos published in a national magazine, just send them to me at gulliblesuckers@hotmail.com
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Re: Protein Bar Sponsorship Opportunity
« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2006, 12:42:32 PM »
yeah i bet the intial meeting will strangley resemble that of a greenwich Village Apt bedroom, complete with candy and alcoho...
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Re: Protein Bar Sponsorship Opportunity
« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2006, 12:46:38 PM »
Attention: I will now be offering free internet mammogram screening. Please take a nice clear picture of your breasts and sent them to me at theboobguy@aol.com
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Re: Protein Bar Sponsorship Opportunity
« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2006, 01:19:05 PM »
Quote from: Dingleberry on May 05, 2006, 12:46:38 PM
Attention: I will now be offering free internet mammogram screening. Please take a nice clear picture of your breasts and sent them to me at theboobguy@aol.com

I've sent you one of my three, do they look ok?
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Re: Protein Bar Sponsorship Opportunity
« Reply #7 on: May 05, 2006, 01:20:44 PM »
Quote from: kmhphoto on May 05, 2006, 01:19:05 PM
I've sent you one of my three, do they look ok?

Yes, a little hairy but no obvious problems.
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Re: Protein Bar Sponsorship Opportunity
« Reply #8 on: May 05, 2006, 01:21:18 PM »
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Re: Protein Bar Sponsorship Opportunity
« Reply #9 on: May 05, 2006, 01:21:53 PM »
Quote from: Dingleberry on May 05, 2006, 01:20:44 PM
Yes, a little hairy but no obvious problems.

Oh sorry, that was of my nuts.
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Re: Protein Bar Sponsorship Opportunity
« Reply #10 on: May 05, 2006, 01:22:53 PM »
Quote from: kmhphoto on May 05, 2006, 01:21:53 PM
Oh sorry, that was of my nuts.

Oh, in that case you better get to a hospital right away.
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Re: Protein Bar Sponsorship Opportunity
« Reply #11 on: May 05, 2006, 01:24:06 PM »
Quote from: Dingleberry on May 05, 2006, 01:22:53 PM
Oh, in that case you better get to a hospital right away.

Why, has there been an accident? I'm not a doctor but I'kll try my best to help them
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Re: Protein Bar Sponsorship Opportunity
« Reply #12 on: May 05, 2006, 01:36:22 PM »
Quote from: kmhphoto on May 05, 2006, 01:24:06 PM
Why, has there been an accident? I'm not a doctor but I'kll try my best to help them

I'm no doctor either, just a boob man. Tell you what, send a picture of them to Derek Anthony, he's seen more nuts than a conveyor belt at a Planters factory.
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Re: Protein Bar Sponsorship Opportunity
« Reply #13 on: May 05, 2006, 01:44:36 PM »
Quote from: musclereporter on May 05, 2006, 12:09:29 PM
Immediate Release
(New York May 5, 2006)
Missing Link Hi Performance, the makers of protein enery bars has re-launched for 2006.  The company, located in New York City, was a sponsor at bodybuilding events and distributed their products via gyms and health food stores.  IFFB Craig Licker, was sponsored by the company for more than five years up till 2002.  Now back leaner and more focused, Missing Link Hi Performance is looking for several athletes to work with us on a per project basis.  These projects will include working the booths at industry trade shows, seminar and some print work.  The company is prepared to pay per diem work in the short term on a project per project basis and longer term sponsorships in the future. If interested in more information, then send your email to waybrown135@yahoo.com

Look for our promotional events on the Internet, print media and at the contests.

Are sponsored athletes expected to perform sexual acts for said company Execs?  If so you may have come to the right place.  We have someone that has experience in both product endorsement and gay4pay!

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Re: Protein Bar Sponsorship Opportunity
« Reply #14 on: May 05, 2006, 10:45:10 PM »
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Re: Protein Bar Sponsorship Opportunity
« Reply #15 on: May 05, 2006, 11:09:12 PM »
Protein Bars Suck
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