surprised they haven't remade this, it would be so easy to make it woke
judd nelson's character would be black, they could use a lot of racial stereotypes with his home life and abusive father, and he could make the principal seem "racist" when he threatens violence against him when he locks him in that room, saying it would be his word against his and nobody would believe him etc
molly ringwald's character would be a better looking blonde, so when bender pursues her we get the black guy/blond girl relationship they constantly push on us in media
anthony michael hall would be asian, just to have more diversity
emilio estevez would be the same, only his character would be a closet gay which would explain why he got the urge to randomly attack a kid and tape his buns together, when he cries about his father putting athletic pressure on him he would instead cry about hiding his gayness from his dad
ally sheedy would be the same outcast weirdo, only trans
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