Midgets are awesome!!
Hell yeh they are!!! They are my favorite type of human. When I first arrived I encountered one and was immediately impressed. They look like I’ve used one of our Iroc Z-28 material minimizers on a normal human.
If I were “Sumpreme Commander”of Earth, I would allow the expansion of midget harvesting. With out Martian genetic science we can easily grow enough of them that each adult male could have his very own midget. You could even pick the sex and ethnicity. They could be trained to do tricks, chores, or just hang around for comic relief.
In this election year I hope that some of you righteous human types will see my benevolent nature and support my rise to power. If you don’t - I’ll fckn fck you up!!!
Happy Thursday