Author Topic: Alrighty then! (Read 1411 times)

I went out with a girl that liked to cook my breakfast topless. She thought it was sexy when all I could think was this girls gonna get oil splattered on her when she does my eggs and bacon, and eventually she did.

The kitchen is not the place for lingerie and nudity

Rambone · « **Reply #12 on:** March 03, 2024, 05:45:15 PM »

Quote from: wes on March 03, 2024, 12:03:40 PM

ThisisOverload · « **Reply #13 on:** March 03, 2024, 05:51:06 PM »

She sounds half retarded.

But! I'd piss in her gapping butthole, no questions asked.

Royalty · « **Reply #14 on:** March 03, 2024, 05:57:47 PM »

Quote from: Rambone on March 03, 2024, 05:45:15 PM

She actually talked to me.

Tractor Beam.

Pulled me right in.

wes · « **Reply #15 on:** March 03, 2024, 06:18:09 PM »

Quote from: ThisisOverload on March 03, 2024, 05:51:06 PM

She sounds half retarded.

But! I'd piss in her gapping butthole, no questions asked.

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oldtimer1 · « **Reply #16 on:** March 03, 2024, 06:21:00 PM »

A very healthy girl. You could put up with a lot of her nonsense with that body but for how long?

wes · « **Reply #17 on:** March 03, 2024, 06:23:48 PM »

Quote from: oldtimer1 on March 03, 2024, 06:21:00 PM

A very healthy girl. You could put up with a lot of her nonsense with that body but for how long?

I think I could stand it for quite some time.

Matt · « **Reply #18 on:** March 04, 2024, 09:09:24 PM »

I'd eat the corn from her shit.

Marvin Martian · « **Reply #19 on:** March 04, 2024, 11:55:02 PM »

Quote from: Matt on March 04, 2024, 09:09:24 PM

I'd eat the corn from her shit.

You say that - but my wife is every bit as hot and I can’t imagine scooping out of her toilet after we had corn soup!! 🤮😂😆 when we first met though I am pretty sure I would have. That ass and those legs are retarded.

Honestly - in damn near 2 decades I have RARELY seen the woman have to shit!! It’s the damndest thing. Her toilet is on the other side of the same fckn bathroom as mine! When we travel it’s like her digestive system goes into stasis mode “ 😆 she can’t understand why I can have to find a tree if we are hiking in the thick woods.