I remember being a teen in my 1st bodybuilder gym with real bodybuilders from the mags in there thinking wow they must be on HMB 
I remember being a teenager picking up a flex magazine (felt extremely embarrassed buying it with the highly homoerotically charged nasser in short shorts pics on the cover), reading it as if it contained the secrets to getting huge (weider mass 2000) and then going to the gym for the first time with all these secrets, sizing up the people at the gym thinking "I am going to fucking destroy these pathetic losers with my unfair advantage"

good times