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Lartinos

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New Start-Up BrainBridge for Head Transplants
« on: May 22, 2024, 07:32:00 PM »
The company, which had been operating in stealth mode, revealed that it is integrating advanced robotics and artificial intelligence to execute complete head and face transplantation procedures, a concept reminiscent of science fiction but now inching closer to reality.

https://www.samaa.tv/2087315158-world-s-first-head-transplant-system-unveiled
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Dave D

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Re: New Start-Up BrainBridge for Head Transplants
« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2024, 09:43:39 PM »
In Face Off John Travolta and Nicolas Cage surgically switched faces.

In real life John Travolta and Nicolas Cage are bald. And they want hair. And have money. And are bald.
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Re: New Start-Up BrainBridge for Head Transplants
« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2024, 11:42:17 PM »
I call BS.



Why would they give the robot fingers? FFS.
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Humble Narcissist

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Re: New Start-Up BrainBridge for Head Transplants
« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2024, 11:48:19 PM »
Quote from: Dave D on May 22, 2024, 09:43:39 PM
In Face Off John Travolta and Nicolas Cage surgically switched faces.

In real life John Travolta and Nicolas Cage are bald. And they want hair. And have money. And are bald.
They would have hair if they wanted it.
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Re: New Start-Up BrainBridge for Head Transplants
« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2024, 04:17:04 AM »
BB's been doing this for years.

Can Bhanky afford this?
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Re: New Start-Up BrainBridge for Head Transplants
« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2024, 04:18:20 AM »
Sounds like a good idea if you look forward to life as a quadriplegic.
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Re: New Start-Up BrainBridge for Head Transplants
« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2024, 04:52:32 AM »
Quote from: Raymondo on May 23, 2024, 04:18:20 AM
Sounds like a good idea if you look forward to life as a quadriplegic.

Pretty sure this is an investment scam. Look at the website...
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Re: New Start-Up BrainBridge for Head Transplants
« Reply #7 on: May 23, 2024, 04:26:39 PM »
Wasn’t some Russian doctor going to do this a few years ago to a guy in a wheelchair and then that dude chickened out? The Russians and Germans back in World War Two were transplanting dog heads I think.
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Dave D

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Re: New Start-Up BrainBridge for Head Transplants
« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2024, 05:10:02 PM »
Quote from: Humble Narcissist on May 22, 2024, 11:48:19 PM
They would have hair if they wanted it.

Sure.

it's just been easier for them to wear wigs.
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Humble Narcissist

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Re: New Start-Up BrainBridge for Head Transplants
« Reply #9 on: May 24, 2024, 12:15:21 AM »
Quote from: Dave D on May 23, 2024, 05:10:02 PM
Sure.

it's just been easier for them to wear wigs.
No doubt. I don't know why anyone goes through those hair transplants.
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Re: New Start-Up BrainBridge for Head Transplants
« Reply #10 on: May 24, 2024, 01:18:57 AM »
Oaks on the waiting list for this.
They are just waiting for a "horses' ass" to become available for transplant.
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Re: New Start-Up BrainBridge for Head Transplants
« Reply #11 on: May 24, 2024, 06:38:22 AM »
Reminds me of the old Mower 'shop.
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Re: New Start-Up BrainBridge for Head Transplants
« Reply #12 on: May 24, 2024, 07:27:35 AM »
If they can attach a head, then what about attaching new bodyparts?
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Re: New Start-Up BrainBridge for Head Transplants
« Reply #13 on: May 24, 2024, 08:38:26 AM »
Quote from: Griffith on May 24, 2024, 07:27:35 AM
If they can attach a head, then what about attaching new bodyparts?

No, penile transplants not efficient yet so you’re stuck with that 3 incher, bitch
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Re: New Start-Up BrainBridge for Head Transplants
« Reply #14 on: May 24, 2024, 10:10:28 AM »
Quote from: irishdave on May 24, 2024, 08:38:26 AM
No, penile transplants not efficient yet so you’re stuck with that 3 incher, bitch

Yet you're still butthurt  ;D
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Re: New Start-Up BrainBridge for Head Transplants
« Reply #15 on: May 24, 2024, 10:17:20 AM »
Quote from: Griffith on May 24, 2024, 07:27:35 AM
If they can attach a head, then what about attaching new bodyparts?

I remember reading about the French billionaire who died getting a penis enlargement or transplant or something. Man, how small was it?
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Re: New Start-Up BrainBridge for Head Transplants
« Reply #16 on: May 24, 2024, 04:01:34 PM »
Quote from: Lartinos on May 22, 2024, 07:32:00 PM
The company, which had been operating in stealth mode, revealed that it is integrating advanced robotics and artificial intelligence to execute complete head and face transplantation procedures, a concept reminiscent of science fiction but now inching closer to reality.

https://www.samaa.tv/2087315158-world-s-first-head-transplant-system-unveiled

I want Bhanks head
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