Yes he will be there ready to take a steaming foamy piss on my headstone. 
Well at least you can know that he will be in excruciating pain as he struggles to bypass his grapefruit sized prostate. And as he squeezes his hemorrhoids will be bleeding as of course he has to try and avoid shitting his Chrons ridden ass.
So - who is REALLY winning in this situation? I said the dead man.