Getbig Uranus Space Mission volume 2: The Ring of Fire

[joswift]

You sounds like you've lost the bloody plot, Jeff. Chill out and take some time off if you're that miserable and stressed. There's no multiple accounts, no 'classic Joon', no 'stupid games.' I read it occasionally like everyone else.

account created Jan 2021, three posts in assessing Matt Canning like you had been here for years

Yeah, long time lurker. 

[Phantom Spunker]

account created Jan 2021, three posts in assessing Matt Canning like you had been here for years

Yeah, long time lurker. 

I have been here for years, you spesh. You and I talked on my old accounts. Everyone knows them. I suppose "UKJeff, beThere, BeBack" and whatever the hell else you had were entirely different? Jesus, you've let Hankins turn you into Royalty or something. Up the tramadol, will you.

[joswift]

I have been here for years, you spesh. You and I talked on my old accounts. Everyone knows them. I suppose "UKJeff, beThere, BeBack" and whatever the hell else you had were entirely different? Jesus, you've let Hankins turn you into Royalty or something. Up the tramadol, will you.

Of course everyone knows, why else would you post this 3 posts in in response to

Some will be back and some are already here under gimmicks.

Baloney! Some of us are just long time lurkers!

[Phantom Spunker]

Of course everyone knows, why else would you post this 3 posts in in response to

Yes, that's called obvious piss-taking, Jeff. Jesus, it is sad to see you so paranoid and hypocritical. I hope you snap out of this phase, genuinely.

[joswift]

Yes, that's called obvious piss-taking, Jeff. Jesus, it is sad to see you so paranoid and hypocritical. I hope you snap out of this phase, genuinely.

at least you are posting properly again now rather than pages of shite

[Phantom Spunker]

at least you are posting properly again now rather than pages of shite

Classic Joon. The old Jeff was militant about spelling 'shit' without an e. Two people are clearly posting on this account and I will no longer respond.

[Henda]

Haha great stuff phantom always been one of the funniest guys here under this and his old accounts

[Dalnet]

A little depraved, but then again so was the Tom Platz Wig saga. Lmao.

[FitnessFrenzy]

Very well made. A worthy succession to my original story. 

[King Shizzo]

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[beakdoctor]

A little depraved, but then again so was the Tom Platz Wig saga. Lmao.

Phantom wrote 'the Tom Platz' wig ?

[Phantom Spunker]

Phantom wrote 'the Tom Platz' wig ?

I wish. I'm not worthy of carrying the great Juruth's jock strap, but I credit him with being the one who woke me from my dogmatic slumber with regard to internet shit posting.

[Taffin]

Chapter II

OneMoreRep launched the meeting and Rob’s backyard came into view on the giant screen. It was at that moment, that OneMoreRep realized he fucked up. Taffin, Rob, Mops, Flexacon, Darren Avey, Rambone, Abraham, Overload and Henda were clearly in the midst of a drink and drug-fuelled party of unadulterated depravity. Topless women were gyrating stripper poles as strobe lights illuminated the unkempt garden, and all the men had their cocks out and were windmilling them at the screen.

“Waaaaaay! Fucking wankers!! Hahahaha”
“Stupid pricks! Hahaha, you’re all going to die!”
“Basile, show us your tits!”
“I’d literally rather eat shit that be on that gay space ship with you faggots hahaha”

The men were behaving like utter savages. Abraham was making double blow-job gestures at the screen while Taffin pretended to bum him from behind. Flexacon was struggling to hold little Darren Avey back while he lunged at one of the ‘disrespectful’ strippers with a Stanley knife.

Rob had a clansman’s hood on and was shouting something about Goodrum exploring ‘Uranus’ as Mops stood behind him and gestured a Nazi salute.

Further in the background, a naked Rambone and Henda were engaged in a towel-whipping battle, while ThisIsOverload fucked a clearly-deformed Mexican woman against a tree.

“Fuck sake!” OneMoreRep cried out as he desperately tried to shut down the video call. “What the bloody hell… I’m sorry about that, gents. I took their request in good faith. Clearly we got trolled.”

OneMoreRep slammed the laptop monitor down and stood up to address the room.

Excellent! 

(Except I wasn't pretending - sorry Abe! )

Thanks, guys. Just passing through for a week or so. Granted, it's not as riveting as constantly refreshing a Hankins thread, but hopefully the tiny minority who could be fucked to read something else enjoyed it. Might be too long, though. Hoping the likes of BB, Skeletor and others might add more some time.

Good to have you back - Turkish prisons are a bitch! 

[Dalnet]

I wish. I'm not worthy of carrying the great Juruth's jock strap, but I credit him with being the one who woke me from my dogmatic slumber with regard to internet shit posting.

Lol. You did well, here. 

[AbrahamG]

Excellent! 

(Except I wasn't pretending - sorry Abe! )


Good to have you back - Turkish prisons are a bitch! 

Phantom is numero uno.  Getbig feels whole again.  If only we can draw Brother Omari out of exile....

@Taffin - nothing to apologize for.   

[Dalnet]

Phantom is numero uno.  Getbig feels whole again.  If only we can draw Brother Omari out of exile....

@Taffin - nothing to apologize for.   

Omari with the melted candle thing... I was laughing so much my midsection had a workout. Some great posts, even if they were rare...

[SF1900]

Funny stuff, Phantom!

[Skeletor]

Just got around to reading Chapter I. Great work Phantom!

Phantom is numero uno.  Getbig feels whole again.  If only we can draw Brother Omari out of exile....

@Taffin - nothing to apologize for.   

This is one of the funniest drawings I've seen on getbig, courtesy of the great Mohammed Omari (PBUH).

Vince among the Waratahs, which grow in our National Parks.

The uncropped version:

[delon]

Cliffs Notes Summary (Unofficial): Chapters 1-5

In an unspecified future aboard a working spaceship, the getbig collective, benevolently led by OMR and with Primemuscle as a creepily willing participant (selected due to his extreme lack of muscle mass, as calculated by Matt C), is tasked with the mission of saving Shizzo from both himself and the board via going back in time through a wormhole on Basile's hypersonic propulsion scooter

The high stakes mission requires altering a series of events culminating on a pivotal Christmas morn' that broke the straw on junior shizzo's pliable back, and set him on the irrevocable path to being the annoying poster he is today

The story follows Vince B's verbal and physical stoushes with Tbombz and Goodrum (Chapter 1), a colorful detour to Bootyland (Chapter 2), Primemuscle's torturous - for both himself and us - inner thoughts (Chapter 3), and grave fears arising concerning Prime's (worm)hole entry (Chapter 4), before climaxing on a cliffhanger note with the Pringle-tin endowed octogenarian Vincent B ready to step up after a Dr Pepper Disaster and be the tale's unexpected hero in something of a poor man's sci-fi Dunkirk (Chapter 5)

Meanwhile a bunch of getbiggers in Rob's bushes prove no help at all but are having a great time (Chapter 2, see also Reply #37)

[AbrahamG]

Just got around to reading Chapter I. Great work Phantom!

This is one of the funniest drawings I've seen on getbig, courtesy of the great Mohammed Omari (PBUH).

I'm crying!   

[irishdave]

I wish. I'm not worthy of carrying the great Juruth's jock strap, but I credit him with being the one who woke me from my dogmatic slumber with regard to internet shit posting.

That profile picture is something else

[irishdave]

I'm crying!   

I can’t stop laughing

[Humble Narcissist]

Cliffs Notes Summary (Unofficial): Chapters 1-5

In an unspecified future aboard a working spaceship, the getbig collective, benevolently led by OMR and with Primemuscle as a creepily willing participant (selected due to his extreme lack of muscle mass, as calculated by Matt C), is tasked with the mission of saving Shizzo from both himself and the board via going back in time through a wormhole on Basile's hypersonic propulsion scooter

The high stakes mission requires altering a series of events culminating on a pivotal Christmas morn' that broke the straw on junior shizzo's pliable back, and set him on the irrevocable path to being the annoying poster he is today

The story follows Vince B's verbal and physical stoushes with Tbombz and Goodrum (Chapter 1), a colorful detour to Bootyland (Chapter 2), Primemuscle's torturous - for both himself and us - inner thoughts (Chapter 3), and grave fears arising concerning Prime's (worm)hole entry (Chapter 4), before climaxing on a cliffhanger note with the Pringle-tin endowed octogenarian Vincent B ready to step up after a Dr Pepper Disaster and be the tale's unexpected hero in something of a poor man's sci-fi Dunkirk (Chapter 5)

Meanwhile a bunch of getbiggers in Rob's bushes prove no help at all but are having a great time (Chapter 2, see also Reply #37)

Thanks.

[Phantom Spunker]

Funny stuff, Phantom!

There's whispers of Basile swinging by Auto Zone to pick up a sweet ride in one of the future chapters!

Lol. You did well, here. 

Thanks, man. And Taff & Abe. Hoping Prime didn't take any genuine offense, haha.

Just got around to reading Chapter I. Great work Phantom!

This is one of the funniest drawings I've seen on getbig, courtesy of the great Mohammed Omari (PBUH).

Now that's just too far, lol. Glad that goat fucker has vanished.

That profile picture is something else

A nod to Matt Canning's insensitive 'Horny Prince' alter ego, mate. 

[Royalty]

Cliffs Notes Summary (Unofficial): Chapters 1-5

In an unspecified future aboard a working spaceship, the getbig collective, benevolently led by OMR and with Primemuscle as a creepily willing participant (selected due to his extreme lack of muscle mass, as calculated by Matt C), is tasked with the mission of saving Shizzo from both himself and the board via going back in time through a wormhole on Basile's hypersonic propulsion scooter

The high stakes mission requires altering a series of events culminating on a pivotal Christmas morn' that broke the straw on junior shizzo's pliable back, and set him on the irrevocable path to being the annoying poster he is today

The story follows Vince B's verbal and physical stoushes with Tbombz and Goodrum (Chapter 1), a colorful detour to Bootyland (Chapter 2), Primemuscle's torturous - for both himself and us - inner thoughts (Chapter 3), and grave fears arising concerning Prime's (worm)hole entry (Chapter 4), before climaxing on a cliffhanger note with the Pringle-tin endowed octogenarian Vincent B ready to step up after a Dr Pepper Disaster and be the tale's unexpected hero in something of a poor man's sci-fi Dunkirk (Chapter 5)

Meanwhile a bunch of getbiggers in Rob's bushes prove no help at all but are having a great time (Chapter 2, see also Reply #37)