Robber sticks a gun in their face and they hand over their wallet and shut the fuck up.
Cop sticks a gun in their face and they chimp out....
not heard that but its genius
I dropped my kids back in London after 2 weeks with them yesterday. I stayed in a hotel and have a female I know come round and I rattle her bones. Anyway yesterday she came to the hotel at 8.30 I was tired so sad lets go the bar get a bottle sent up. She said no chance I want to go to Nobu. Ok cool I responded.
15 minutes later bottle arrives in room. I said the uber is outside to Nobu. I will be there in 15 mijnutes as need to make a call. She got the cab got too Nobu. I went to bed. She literally chimped out. I know the concierge so warned him of it as he'd allowed me to check in under a diff name. She returned this morning after I had brekkie and I literally got into a cab as she pulled up. Some of the texts have been great.
'you are a using girl''
me- how was Nobu?'
hahaha
I think its dead in the water now she was starting to 'get closer'. and she was only. bit of skirt to begin with and knew that.
Brian tell your mum I am free to bum her consensually into oblivion now.
