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Re: Reminder for all you fuck-faces:
« Reply #25 on: February 20, 2025, 01:23:10 PM »
I actually quoted this to someone yesterday.
Well the first few words anyway

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Re: Reminder for all you fuck-faces:
« Reply #26 on: February 20, 2025, 01:47:26 PM »
I actually quoted this to someone yesterday.
Well the first few words anyway

I use it regularly...

"Hey! I don't take kindly to disrespect..." hand clenched, thumb extended and pointing to my chest to emphasize the "I".

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Re: Reminder for all you fuck-faces:
« Reply #27 on: February 20, 2025, 02:16:16 PM »
The original post that sparked the legend for context and real time reaction:

https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=538330.msg7546004#msg7546004



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Re: Reminder for all you fuck-faces:
« Reply #28 on: February 20, 2025, 03:04:34 PM »
The original post that sparked the legend for context and real time reaction:

https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=538330.msg7546004#msg7546004

no one's reply in the same thread is underrated:


where im from saying the wrong thing to the wrong guy will get your arm snapped and your neck broken in a hurry. too many guys like to run their mouths without knowing the consequences of their actions. the other day a guy cut me off at home depot. i had just taken 2000mg of tren ace and was listening to my elton john greatest hits cd when this guy who thought he was hard decided he was going to take my parking spot. taking a guys spot in line at the commissary or waiting for the pay phone in my day meant you were sighing a death warrant, and being as hard as fucking nails i was in the mood to dish out a few free lessons on respect.

as the guy got out of his car and walked around to his trunk to get his walker out, i went up to him and asked him if he had a fucking problem. i couldnt tell if he was shaking because he was scared or had advanced parkinsons. i assumed it was my fuck off bad ass demeanor so i proceeded to let him know i was armed with a spork and i was fucking prepared to use it. he didnt have to much to say at that point so i bent the antenna on his car and told him he was lucky that wasnt his spine.

the next time you decide you going to fuck with the wrong guy, you had best keep your head on swivel, cause theres always a guy like me who just got out whod be more than happy to give you a free lesson on respect.

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Re: Reminder for all you fuck-faces:
« Reply #29 on: February 20, 2025, 05:08:37 PM »
^^^^^ Classic old school getbig thread.  :)

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Re: Reminder for all you fuck-faces:
« Reply #30 on: February 20, 2025, 05:12:24 PM »
Coach's post in this thread is still generating new meltdowns ten years after its original printing.

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Re: Reminder for all you fuck-faces:
« Reply #31 on: February 20, 2025, 05:38:25 PM »
I randomly jumped mid-thread and booty and Lobstah were engaging in a rare getbig all-female battle

Yes you do want a pic or you wouldn't ask for one a few pages back. This is the pic you refer to as dimly lit.  ::) It's so dimly lit that reflection from my light is bouncing off the words and date 29/4/14. As I recall you tried to say it wasn't me in this pic. It's obvious that you will always call me out whenever you can even if it's over bullshit.




Sorry,  I'm a little dense sometimes; how does a picture of cleavage prove anything about anyone's body?  Not that booty owes me proof of anything. I am neither judge nor jury, and I'm really amused by the way Groink and ESF are handling that job (one doesn't give a shit, but is busting balls.  the other gives like a thousand shits, and is busting balls).
I don't understand how boobs prove anything about anyone's body. I'm sharing my enormous a-cups and  someone else's teeny-tiny waist as evidence of this. All cleavage proves is that you have enough boob to create a channel, no?  And if you tend to gain weight in your legs, upper pussy area, or hips, then cleavage proves even less than nothing.
Again,  please don't post a picture. I don't need one and you've certainly posted hundreds of others.  But if anyone could explain to me how a picture of boobs  proves anything, I would be grateful




how do you compare me to this girl? Or are you upset that your cleavage pic got compared to deflated balloons?

Small waist, thin arms.  why are you so mad?
 and why would I be upset about what a  stranger thinks of my tits haha?  They're not the greatest tits, but the point at which anyone is seeing my bare chest,  they're more concerned with the fact that a girl Is taking her clothes off  than the fact that one time on getbig, somebody's nana posted a cleavage shot with some shit scrawled across it,  and hers were so much better than my  actual tits that are  in the room


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Re: Reminder for all you fuck-faces:
« Reply #32 on: February 20, 2025, 05:45:42 PM »
Damn bootys tig ole bitties.

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Re: Reminder for all you fuck-faces:
« Reply #33 on: February 20, 2025, 06:37:38 PM »
ESF is so tough that when he was in prison he ass fucked every dude in the prison including the guards and the warden, then he fucked himself in the ass

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Re: Reminder for all you fuck-faces:
« Reply #34 on: February 20, 2025, 06:43:59 PM »
ESF is so tough that when he was in prison he ass fucked every dude in the prison including the guards and the warden, then he fucked himself in the ass

Haven’t seen you post in a while, you been away or am I just blind?

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Re: Reminder for all you fuck-faces:
« Reply #35 on: February 20, 2025, 06:47:03 PM »
ESF is so tough that when he was in prison he ass fucked every dude in the prison including the guards and the warden, then he fucked himself in the ass

That proves he's #TeamHorseCock material.

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Re: Reminder for all you fuck-faces:
« Reply #36 on: February 20, 2025, 06:49:13 PM »
That proves he's #TeamHorseCock material.

What’s up Abe? Any edibles this evening?

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Re: Reminder for all you fuck-faces:
« Reply #37 on: February 20, 2025, 06:51:30 PM »
Haven’t seen you post in a while, you been away or am I just blind?

Was really sick, then my laptop died, just got bit by a goddamn tick yesterday and thought it was some kind of boil until today hahaha.  The other 2 times I was bitten by a tick I noticed it right away from the burning.  Nice to be missed though!  I think I've been back for a couple weeks, just barely posting.

You got bit by a tick and had Lyme, right?  And you cured it with supplements?  What did you use?

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Re: Reminder for all you fuck-faces:
« Reply #38 on: February 20, 2025, 06:52:32 PM »
What’s up Abe? Any edibles this evening?

Yes indeed.  How about you? 

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Re: Reminder for all you fuck-faces:
« Reply #39 on: February 20, 2025, 06:59:23 PM »
ESF is so tough that when he was in prison he ass fucked every dude in the prison including the guards and the warden, then he fucked himself in the ass
Is this him?
Seems like a nice guy.

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Re: Reminder for all you fuck-faces:
« Reply #40 on: February 20, 2025, 07:07:00 PM »
Was really sick, then my laptop died, just got bit by a goddamn tick yesterday and thought it was some kind of boil until today hahaha.  The other 2 times I was bitten by a tick I noticed it right away from the burning.  Nice to be missed though!  I think I've been back for a couple weeks, just barely posting.

You got bit by a tick and had Lyme, right?  And you cured it with supplements?  What did you use?

Yeah I’ve had some bad tick bites, I had active lymes disease for years after doing multiple rounds of doxycycline which did nothing and fucked me up I ended up researching natural remedies and spoke with whatever you call a person who specializes in natural cures for ticks and now it’s dormant. Then in 2024 I had a tic buries under my right pec and I didn’t pay attention to the itchiness for weeks then felt it and looked in the mirror and the tic was 4/5s buried.

Anyways for remedies I used stuff called chronic tonic from mistymeadows.org located in New Hampshire. I took a little more than recommended for 3 months and my symptoms went away then I tested for lymes and it didn’t come up positive and that was the western blot test. My symptoms were brutal mostly neurological crazy dizziness, tinnitus, I would fall down somedays and not even be able to walk well. Also had crazy heart palpitations and chest pain. So it was heart and brain for me, no joint issues lots of people get joint problems.

I saw prob 3-4 different doctors all which knew fuck all and tried poisoning me with anti biotic up to 600mgs a day of doxy which killed my stomach and gave me chronic diarrhea for years. They said my dizziness and ringing in ears was from being hit in the head so much, I did believe it but after the herbal stuff it all went away.

 If you email
Mistymeadows they will tell you what’s best I remember I did chronic tonic and one other thing but forget what it was.

Anyways glad to see your back and hope the tick bite doesn’t turn into a real pain in the ass.

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Re: Reminder for all you fuck-faces:
« Reply #41 on: February 20, 2025, 07:08:51 PM »
Yes indeed.  How about you?

Yessir, I took 15mgs which is crazy for me so I should be flying in about 30-60 minutes. Enjoy. It’s funny a buddy stopped over and ate a 250mg bar and gave me 3 5ths mints and he will be fine and I will be gone, haha.

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Re: Reminder for all you fuck-faces:
« Reply #42 on: February 20, 2025, 07:22:27 PM »
Yessir, I took 15mgs which is crazy for me so I should be flying in about 30-60 minutes. Enjoy. It’s funny a buddy stopped over and ate a 250mg bar and gave me 3 5ths mints and he will be fine and I will be gone, haha.

Did 100 or 120 once and it wasn't fun after a while.  LOL.  Passed out at a bar landing face first into my spinach and artichoke dip.  I take 10.  Then wait a few hours and sometimes take another one. 

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Re: Reminder for all you fuck-faces:
« Reply #43 on: February 20, 2025, 07:35:18 PM »
Did 100 or 120 once and it wasn't fun after a while.  LOL.  Passed out at a bar landing face first into my spinach and artichoke dip.  I take 10.  Then wait a few hours and sometimes take another one.

100 or 120 I would be dead. One time I took around 30-40mgs and I ended up walking around my neighborhood in late November-December and it was freezing and I passed out behind someone’s fence and woke up 6-7 hours later. Prior to passing out I was losing it and wanted to go throw myself off a building to end it.

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Re: Reminder for all you fuck-faces:
« Reply #44 on: February 20, 2025, 07:45:40 PM »
That proves he's #TeamHorseCock material.

It's not horsecock it's more that is blown out anus is so malleable he can stretch it out and loop it over his cack like some kind of intestinal worm

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Re: Reminder for all you fuck-faces:
« Reply #45 on: February 20, 2025, 07:48:57 PM »
Yeah I’ve had some bad tick bites, I had active lymes disease for years after doing multiple rounds of doxycycline which did nothing and fucked me up I ended up researching natural remedies and spoke with whatever you call a person who specializes in natural cures for ticks and now it’s dormant. Then in 2024 I had a tic buries under my right pec and I didn’t pay attention to the itchiness for weeks then felt it and looked in the mirror and the tic was 4/5s buried.

Anyways for remedies I used stuff called chronic tonic from mistymeadows.org located in New Hampshire. I took a little more than recommended for 3 months and my symptoms went away then I tested for lymes and it didn’t come up positive and that was the western blot test. My symptoms were brutal mostly neurological crazy dizziness, tinnitus, I would fall down somedays and not even be able to walk well. Also had crazy heart palpitations and chest pain. So it was heart and brain for me, no joint issues lots of people get joint problems.

I saw prob 3-4 different doctors all which knew fuck all and tried poisoning me with anti biotic up to 600mgs a day of doxy which killed my stomach and gave me chronic diarrhea for years. They said my dizziness and ringing in ears was from being hit in the head so much, I did believe it but after the herbal stuff it all went away.

 If you email
Mistymeadows they will tell you what’s best I remember I did chronic tonic and one other thing but forget what it was.

Anyways glad to see your back and hope the tick bite doesn’t turn into a real pain in the ass.

Thanks for taking the time dude. 

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Re: Reminder for all you fuck-faces:
« Reply #46 on: February 20, 2025, 07:49:19 PM »
It's not horsecock it's more that is blown out anus is so malleable he can stretch it out and loop it over his cack like some kind of intestinal worm

Hahaha.