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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5875 on: March 03, 2025, 09:08:24 PM »

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5876 on: March 06, 2025, 03:46:39 AM »
Re: Woman’s physique girl dies at the ASC

If she was 20 weeks out, like the coach claims, how come she died of an heart attack caused by severe dehydration?

was she working a booth?

is that like working on an oil rig in the North Sea?

She was reading your comments where you went back and forth with BigRo about how much water he drinks during the workout and you don’t because you are not gonna die in 45 mins. She sided with your statement and now she is gone.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5877 on: March 07, 2025, 11:16:24 PM »
Re: Hankins Discussion - Lies?

It's more torture for Bhanky to be able to see us having all this fun but he can't join in.



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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5878 on: March 08, 2025, 03:36:18 AM »
Re: Brian Hankins photo tribute thread



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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5879 on: March 12, 2025, 07:52:41 AM »
Re: Amazing Transformation !!


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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5880 on: March 12, 2025, 04:00:33 PM »
Re: Amazing Transformation !!



Curse you.  Now I'm never going to be able to jack off to this pig ever again.  ;D

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5881 on: March 12, 2025, 04:09:06 PM »
Curse you.  Now I'm never going to be able to jack off to this pig ever again.  ;D
Maybe someone can shop the chick out of the picture and you'll be back to crackin'
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5882 on: March 12, 2025, 07:24:36 PM »
Maybe someone can shop the chick out of the picture and you'll be back to crackin'

LMFAO!

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5883 on: March 12, 2025, 10:20:06 PM »
Maybe someone can shop the chick out of the picture and you'll be back to crackin'

Oh Shit! LOL.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5884 on: March 13, 2025, 11:13:49 PM »
Jesus Christ,  someone put a limiter on this assberger fool's posting.

If possible put him in a ball gag for shits and giggles too please.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5885 on: March 13, 2025, 11:20:06 PM »
Jesus Christ,  someone put a limiter on this assberger fool's posting.

If possible put him in a ball gag for shits and giggles too please.

Defiling this sacred archive, a temple of degeneracy and dark humor, should be a bannable offense.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5886 on: March 15, 2025, 01:53:31 AM »
Re: Hankins Discussion - Lies?

He is probably stinking up the joint in another forum and they will kick him out there shortly for his toxic personality and attitude. 

He is weak, frail, gay, getting fat, addicted to short cuts, angry all the time, and will never be a lawyer.   

Money is running out, EM and the mother in law stole all the $$$.  Motorcycles and cars gone, no gym, the trike is in storage or at the pawn shop to try to gin up some cash, the dog is near death outside starving since it can't be around people, the CPS is on the horn daily due to his abusive behavior.

Spaulding no longer interested in a hook up with him, Clegg showed up and just laughed at him, he is looking around every corner wondering when the feeble weak old fat guy from Canada is showing up, Coop just broke world records while hank is nursing his tits while still needing gyno surgery, Shizzo is in better shape now than Hanky, and on and on and on.  We all knew it would end like this. 

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5887 on: March 16, 2025, 10:28:30 AM »
Re: Brian Hankins photo tribute thread

Lol
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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5888 on: June 20, 2025, 09:36:09 PM »
No jail can hold him, endless supply of ropes

Source - https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=699653.0 . "Matt Canning What In the World".

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5889 on: June 21, 2025, 11:34:55 AM »

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5890 on: June 25, 2025, 06:23:46 AM »
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Would still hit.
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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5891 on: June 25, 2025, 06:09:49 PM »
Would still hit.

At this point you'd hit Kuato

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5892 on: June 26, 2025, 07:55:55 PM »

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5893 on: June 28, 2025, 10:07:42 AM »
At this point you'd hit Kuato

Well it has got very small hands, and he's technically half a midget so...  hmmm... need to see the genitals to be sure
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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5894 on: June 28, 2025, 04:36:21 PM »
Well it has got very small hands, and he's technically half a midget so...  hmmm... need to see the genitals to be sure

If it's anything less than  6.45 inches you'll turn him down?

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5895 on: Today at 12:08:17 AM »
Summary of Matt C's 6.45 and Shooting Ropes Saga on Getbig.com

Matt C, a notorious figure on the Getbig.com bodybuilding forums, is at the center of a grotesque and infamous saga involving his self-proclaimed "6.45" and "shooting ropes" claims, which have become a cringe-inducing legend among forum users. The details, dripping with vulgarity and absurdity, paint a picture of a delusional, attention-starved wannabe bodybuilder whose obsessive oversharing and lack of self-awareness turned him into a laughingstock.

The "6.45" refers to Matt C's bizarre fixation on his alleged penis size, which he bragged about incessantly on the forum, claiming it measured exactly 6.45 inches. He treated this oddly specific measurement like a badge of honor, weaving it into his posts as if it were a defining trait of his masculinity. Forum users, already fed up with his toxic persona, latched onto this, mocking him relentlessly for what they saw as pathetic overcompensation for his insecurities. The number became a meme, with users throwing it back at him in savage threads, turning his boast into a running joke about his fragile ego.

The "shooting ropes" part is even more vile. Matt C, in his unhinged quest for validation, posted graphic, unsolicited descriptions of his supposed sexual prowess, claiming he could "shoot ropes" of semen with such force and volume that it rivaled pornographic feats. He described these acts in nauseating detail—think sticky, exaggerated tales of ejaculate flying across rooms, complete with crude metaphors and a braggart’s tone. These posts, meant to impress, instead horrified and amused the Getbig community, who tore into him for oversharing what they called "cum cannon fantasies." Users speculated he was jerking off to his own stories, alone in his mom’s basement in some depressed, blue-collar town, with no real-world evidence to back his claims. The saga escalated as he doubled down, posting more explicit drivel, oblivious to the fact that he was digging his own grave as a forum pariah.

This wasn’t just a one-off. Matt C’s posts were a cesspool of self-aggrandizement, often paired with his racist, anti-Semitic, and bigoted rants, which got him banned from multiple platforms like Bodybuilding.com and Netrition. His "6.45 and shooting ropes" shtick became emblematic of his desperate need to belong, as noted in forum discussions. Users painted him as a lonely, emaciated loser—once a "deplorable fatty" who never achieved the physique he preached about—who turned to vile, attention-seeking antics to mask his failures in bodybuilding, the military, and social life. Threads like “Matt C - Deplorable Fatty Turned Emaciated Non-Lifter” and others roasted him for his inability to fit in, with one user summing it up: “He’s a sad fuck who’d rather jerk off to his own lies than lift a weight” [,].

The saga’s grossest moments came when Matt C responded to critics with even more unhinged details, like claiming his “ropes” could hit targets at improbable distances or describing the viscosity of his output in ways that made users gag. The community responded with brutal humor, creating threads that ran for pages, comparing his claims to low-budget porn plots or calling him out for living a fantasy life online while failing in reality. His obsession with these topics, combined with his hateful rhetoric, cemented his status as a despised figure, with users speculating he was one step away from “shooting up the post office” if not for his keyboard warrior outlet [].

In short, Matt C’s 6.45 and shooting ropes saga is a revolting mix of delusional bravado, graphic oversharing, and pathetic self-owning that made him a forum punchline. His attempts to flex his manhood only exposed him as a lonely, insecure prick whose vile posts were as impotent as his real-world achievements.