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Why do you love musclemen?
« on: October 01, 2025, 07:28:07 PM »
Is it the Muscle? The Thong? The Oil? The Smell of pro tan?  The smell of Protien farts?   

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Re: Why do you love musclemen?
« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2025, 07:36:17 PM »
Is it the Muscle? The Thong? The Oil? The Smell of pro tan?  The smell of Protien farts?

It’s ALL of it.
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Re: Why do you love musclemen?
« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2025, 10:12:53 PM »
Their bald and swollen crania.

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Re: Why do you love musclemen?
« Reply #3 on: October 02, 2025, 04:57:59 AM »
Heavily the glittery thong. Not as interested in Classic Physique even when the physiques are just as good (since you ask)

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Re: Why do you love musclemen?
« Reply #4 on: October 02, 2025, 05:08:02 AM »
The look of power on those ebony and ivory mountains of muscle.

BEEF IT!.


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Re: Why do you love musclemen?
« Reply #5 on: October 02, 2025, 05:10:14 AM »
Is it the Muscle? The Thong? The Oil? The Smell of pro tan?  The smell of Protien farts?

All of the above! Add the scent of Orange Roughy-drippings as well.

The combination, culmination and the conglomerate!

The Perpetual Totality of Peace!


The Diversity of farts, both smell and sound, and different physiques of peace

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Re: Why do you love musclemen?
« Reply #6 on: October 02, 2025, 06:02:02 AM »
Great thread. Thanks.

They are modern day warriors/gladiators. Motivating to see these athletes push their bodies to the ABSOLUTE limits.
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Re: Why do you love musclemen?
« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2025, 06:04:25 AM »
because they just keep upping the dose thinking that is all it takes to win shows.

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Re: Why do you love musclemen?
« Reply #8 on: October 02, 2025, 06:08:03 AM »
They are modern day warriors/gladiators. Motivating to see these athletes push their bodies to the ABSOLUTE limits.

Also

The Gym is The Trenches and on the Stage is The Battlefield where These Iron Warriors GO TO WAR!!!


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Re: Why do you love musclemen?
« Reply #9 on: October 02, 2025, 06:45:02 AM »
because they just keep upping the dose thinking that is all it takes to win shows.

I actually think its SEO abuse along with massive gh and insulin with moderate anabolics that we are seeing now. Look how these guys train for fucks sake. Half assed workouts, on machines at all times, and their muscles are never ever flat. Lean and dry with no detail. No density. Its a joke. A nightmare actually. Show after show I look at the top 5 and quickly hit the back button. Its tragic really. Bodybuilding has been stolen from us.

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Re: Why do you love musclemen?
« Reply #10 on: October 02, 2025, 06:46:36 AM »
I actually think its SEO abuse along with massive gh and insulin with moderate anabolics that we are seeing now. Look how these guys train for fucks sake. Half assed workouts, on machines at all times, and their muscles are never ever flat. Lean and dry with no detail. No density. Its a joke. A nightmare actually. Show after show I look at the top 5 and quickly hit the back button. Its tragic really. Bodybuilding has been stolen from us.
Agreed

they look 6 weeks out all the time

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Re: Why do you love musclemen?
« Reply #11 on: October 02, 2025, 07:26:32 AM »
I only care when I hear the magic words "Bay Likey!" then i start paying attention. Bay is never wrong.

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Re: Why do you love musclemen?
« Reply #12 on: October 02, 2025, 07:34:03 AM »
I only care when I hear the magic words "Bay Likey!" then i start paying attention. Bay is never wrong.

Goes without saying

ITS THE SEAL OF APPROVAL (and when you hear "Bay Likey" you can feel the scent of Orange Roughy-drippings along the leg
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Re: Why do you love musclemen?
« Reply #13 on: October 03, 2025, 09:05:52 PM »

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Re: Why do you love musclemen?
« Reply #14 on: October 03, 2025, 09:07:46 PM »
Great thread. Thanks.

They are modern day warriors/gladiators. Motivating to see these athletes push their bodies to the ABSOLUTE limits.
Lmfao

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Re: Why do you love musclemen?
« Reply #15 on: October 03, 2025, 09:09:25 PM »
I actually think its SEO abuse along with massive gh and insulin with moderate anabolics that we are seeing now. Look how these guys train for fucks sake. Half assed workouts, on machines at all times, and their muscles are never ever flat. Lean and dry with no detail. No density. Its a joke. A nightmare actually. Show after show I look at the top 5 and quickly hit the back button. Its tragic really. Bodybuilding has been stolen from us.
Brutal if true

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Re: Why do you love musclemen?
« Reply #16 on: October 05, 2025, 06:18:39 AM »
Goes without saying

ITS THE SEAL OF APPROVAL (and when you hear "Bay Likey" you can feel the scent of Orange Roughy-drippings along the leg

Orange roughy lol who was it that went on and on about fish, Levrone? I cant remember. It makes your farts stink like fish. Nasser?

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Re: Why do you love musclemen?
« Reply #17 on: October 05, 2025, 07:33:17 AM »
Orange roughy lol who was it that went on and on about fish, Levrone? I cant remember. It makes your farts stink like fish. Nasser?

Years ago, Denise Rutkowski farted and some fluid oozed down her leg, from eating the Orange Roughy

A wonderful stench of peace



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Re: Why do you love musclemen?
« Reply #18 on: October 05, 2025, 12:26:51 PM »
Like the lead-up to Christmas, it’s the anticipation for me. The possibility of getting a mixture of sweat/Pro-Tan residue on my shirt while my favorite muscle heroes are “going to battle” on-stage excites the hell out of me (makes me rock-hard)

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Re: Why do you love musclemen?
« Reply #19 on: Today at 04:34:34 AM »
Like the lead-up to Christmas, it’s the anticipation for me. The possibility of getting a mixture of sweat/Pro-Tan residue on my shirt while my favorite muscle heroes are “going to battle” on-stage excites the hell out of me (makes me rock-hard)

THIS! Combined with the scent of Orange Roughy-drippings running down the leg.

HEAVEN
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Re: Why do you love musclemen?
« Reply #20 on: Today at 04:43:36 AM »
THIS! Combined with the scent of Orange Roughy-drippings running down the leg.

HEAVEN

Dude, can you stop writing this....it’s making me feel sick.

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Re: Why do you love musclemen?
« Reply #21 on: Today at 05:03:22 AM »
It started in the 80s for me!






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