How to get rid of a woman who just won't leave?

[unwieldy]

Assuming you will live a long life yet full of fat and misery.

Fat guys outlive roidmonkeys all the time. By the way you are fat too, your chemically inflated mass has just deluded you into thinking you aren't.

[BigRo]

Fat guys outlive roidmonkeys all the time. By the way you are fat too, your chemically inflated mass has just deluded you into thinking you aren't.

Keep telling that to yourself as you do fuck all stuffing your face and keeping your wife in an unsatisfied state.

[obsidian]

I am thinking there is no easy way out, like in that song "no easy way out", and you basically have to do some really extreme stuff to make them get the F out.

Any advices?

Start acting insecure and unsure of yourself. Be nervous, act like a bitch. She will leave.

[BigRo]

Start acting insecure and unsure of yourself. Be nervous, act like a bitch. She will leave.

Acting like a bitch has not helped yet.

[unwieldy]

Start acting insecure and unsure of yourself. Be nervous, act like a bitch. She will leave.

You mean I should start working out and posing in the mirror?  seems to work for "Big" Ro who lives alone.
On a serious note, would that really work? Seems like women just ignore efforts to chase them away until you get tired and return to default.

[unwieldy]

Acting like a bitch has not helped yet.

It has for you 

[beakdoctor]

I am thinking there is no easy way out, like in that song "no easy way out", and you basically have to do some really extreme stuff to make them get the F out.

Any advices?

Get a hold of royalty. Invite him over. Women are repulsed by him. He's like insect repellant but for women.

[unwieldy]

Get a hold of royalty. Invite him over. Women are repulsed by him. He's like insect repellant but for women.

Is he a manlet?

[beakdoctor]

Is he a manlet?

Well, he's not even a man. So I wouldnt insult a manlet by calling royalty one.

[unwieldy]

Well, he's not even a man. So I wouldnt insult a manlet by calling royalty one.

Why is he obsessed with Mike Mentzer and Arnold?

[LurkerNoMore]

Why is he obsessed with Mike Mentzer and Arnold?

Or Danimal and his hands?

[funk51]

Do what VKM would do shit on their head.