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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #800 on: Today at 12:27:19 PM »
It was high even before, so he probably had a transplant in the past and ran out of donor hair from that area



This was the "my wife says I look like a model" picture.

Next day he shit himself, the cartoon dogs appeared and he looked like this:


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« Reply #801 on: Today at 12:31:07 PM »
He is most certainly gay wearing something like that.  Yikes.  Is that another of if wifes' panties he tries on and parades around in at home?

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« Reply #802 on: Today at 02:37:32 PM »
I think typically they take it from the back of the scalp.  Look how much higher his hairline is in the back compared to the other three.

Leopard posing trunks. When everyone is wearing solid black like you have too in classic

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« Reply #803 on: Today at 02:45:55 PM »
Leopard posing trunks. When everyone is wearing solid black like you have too in classic
He was paying tribute to Charles Atlas and Vince Gironda. :D

What a fucking goofy loser Brian is !

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« Reply #804 on: Today at 02:53:56 PM »
people wonder where Rocky went to?

Brian found his body, emaciated dead. And fashioned a thong to enable him to get an iffy 3rd place in a low rent regional sub category. He also made a lawyers wig out of it but thats now up on e-bay.
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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #805 on: Today at 03:07:26 PM »
people wonder where Rocky went to?

Brian found his body, emaciated dead. And fashioned a thong to enable him to get an iffy 3rd place in a low rent regional sub category. He also made a lawyers wig out of it but thats now up on e-bay.
Brian is a very resourceful dude!   LOL  ;D

You funny basti`d !  D

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« Reply #806 on: Today at 03:43:18 PM »
So Brian managed to find another retard with the same personality as him on Facebook. They became 'buddies' for all of 5 minutes before it followed the natural trajectory of every other relationship in Brian's life and violently deflagrated into a fiery spectacle of misspelled insults and death threats.

Fatboy Heck says that Brian is a filthy pedo. Brian wants to 'chock' him until he drowns in his own bile then 'puit' him in the ground while his wife watches. Getbig inexplicably wants to bring Fatboy Heck into the mix on here to tell us all about how he loves his kids more than anyone else, loves his wife more than anyone else, and share constant motivational platitudes about being a 'beast' in da gym.

I'd have preferred that we set them both on each-other here for our entertainment, and then ban Brian right as he's melting down in order to force him to go postal on Facebook again in front of his family. But others have correctly pointed out that the game has changed now after Brian tried to get this place closed down, so it's in our best interests to keep him out.

I should add, I do see where everyone is coming from with regard to him staying banned, but the troll in me would love to see a scenario like Sandrock described, where Josh and Jane are brought back, and we have Hankins getting lynched just in time for Christmas. Just imagine him ruining Christmas day by spending it on here arguing instead of paying attention to his family, haha. Ron could manipulate him like a puppet and get revenge.

To what extent did he try to get this place shut down?  Was that two months getbig was down earlier this year related to that?  Yes, I'm quite daft at times.  I still would like him back.  I'm banned from Facebook.  LOL.  Any links to this fat fuck Heck?  Sounds like he should be fast tracked into the forum.