Bhank: Latest news and misadventures

[illuminati]

Wood Hankins

Dear Haters who don’t lift. It is real simple a sleeved squat counts because you are allowed to wear knee sleeves in Raw competition. An elbow sleeve bench press absolutely does not count as not allowed to be worn in competition. Hope that clears it up I know it is confusing for people who don’t lift. Just like 90 degrees is the depth standard. This is an established sport with established standards just like strict curling you guys dont get to make up your own rules and standards. If you are not listed on OpenPowerliftimg your numbers are all bullshit anyway. I  plan to get my squat on the board next month.

Only your squats are no where near 90 degrees.
Try again & break parallel.

[38 returns]

he's deleted his posts

again

people who know him must be thinking about getting him sectioned

[WrongAdvices]

It's easy for Hankins to point out to the FB crew what is happening now, because they have no idea of the backstory that's led to this.

He's framing it as being completely innocent.

If he just would have been honest from the get go, things might be different.

Although his history says it would not.

We need Tim Heck account approved to translate

[38 returns]

FREETIM!

[Rambone]

Bhanks WILL NOT be Baker Acted

[illuminati]

he's deleted his posts

again

people who know him must be thinking about getting him sectioned

Ha Deleting post is 2nd nature to him.

[joswift]

[joswift]

[BigRo]

Is Em on holiday with them?

[Griffith]

Is Em on holiday with them?

No, she 'doesn't like the cold'.

[Flexacon]

No, she doesn't like the cold  BRIAN.

Fixed

[IroNat]

Bhanky has lost his luster.

[38 returns]

Is Em on holiday with them?

nope she is doing some charity work.


she is apparently helping rapping basketball players get cured of erectile dysfunction. so far she has 'helped' 12 teams. brians mum is on the mop to keep everywhere clean

[chaos]

We need Tim Heck account approved to translate

Ron has been notified that this account should be fast tracked.

[Walter Sobchak]

Hanky yearns for the day he is big enough that the autistic closet homo Affeman starts a “Imagine if” worshipping thread about him.

[Skeletor]

Fixed

^ This.

"and is happy to stay home with the animals".

She would rather stay with animals than with bhank.

[38 returns]

she got 2 nights in vegas as a honeymoon

surrounded by no family friends or work collegues.

and they have never gone away since.

happy marriage? nope. marriage? on paper. I think she is a dyke and got married to cover it for career reasons. He is a homosexual and did the same for self image reasons. They live separate lives.