CFO made fun of me for being bald, how do I get back at him?

[wes]

My man Bro Nat !!   

[IroNat]

My man Bro Nat !!   

What is he saying?
Can you tell, bro-wes?

[wes]

What is he saying?
Can you tell, bro-wes?

He`s saying he needs to be banded !!

[illuminati]

He`s saying he needs to be banded !!

Agreed yet another waste of space Fuck Face Twat.

[Van_Bilderass]

He looked a lot better in the before picture. Shaving it off revealed the devil horns

I have that amount of hair. That guy looks maybe a bit 'tougher' and less like a dweeb in the second pic I feel most confident if I have just shaved, when you can't see the bald-line below the crown. Sometimes I care about it showing, sometimes I don't, sometimes I just trim it due to laziness. The first pic feels a bit like not having shaved or trimmed the beard, a bit unkempt, I don't know. Some pull off the look real well, like Jason Statham but I'm not Statham

[BigRo]

You do you, but if my hair was thinning to that extent to that I was clipping it without a guard, I would be cutting it every couple weeks.
I get a haircut every 2 weeks just to keep my skin fade in order, and I pay $40 every time mind you! Lol

However you and I may look at things quite differently, as I think cutting it rarely projects laziness far more than cutting it too often projects insecurity.

Projects is the key word, ones ID is so interwoven with external perception. Ones own perceptions and values are interwoven with how others think. People you may not even love or who might not even like you, but they get prime real estate in ones mind.

[MAXX]

I have that amount of hair. That guy looks maybe a bit 'tougher' and less like a dweeb in the second pic I feel most confident if I have just shaved, when you can't see the bald-line below the crown. Sometimes I care about it showing, sometimes I don't, sometimes I just trim it due to laziness. The first pic feels a bit like not having shaved or trimmed the beard, a bit unkempt, I don't know. Some pull off the look real well, like Jason Statham but I'm not Statham

the real alpha chad move may just be to rock the crown not giving a fuck

[unwieldy]

First day in the office today with my beard which is starting to become epic and Muslim caliber. I could tell my coworkers (all clean shaven betas) were in disbelief.

[unwieldy]

I have that amount of hair. That guy looks maybe a bit 'tougher' and less like a dweeb in the second pic I feel most confident if I have just shaved, when you can't see the bald-line below the crown. Sometimes I care about it showing, sometimes I don't, sometimes I just trim it due to laziness. The first pic feels a bit like not having shaved or trimmed the beard, a bit unkempt, I don't know. Some pull off the look real well, like Jason Statham but I'm not Statham

It's all in the eye of the beholder but to me he looks a lot more beta in the second pic. Like a guy who is extremely self conscious.

[Van_Bilderass]

the real alpha chad move may just be to rock the crown not giving a fuck

I know the older I get the less I care, not that I ever cared very much, to my detriment I'm sure

It's all in the eye of the beholder but to me he looks a lot more beta in the second pic. Like a guy who is extremely self conscious.

Maybe the trick is to be a little bit self conscious, presenting well, without it showing. There's been different styles where you groom yourself to look like a bum but it's all an act and very self conscious

[Jayel]

A most-muscular crab-pose ought to put him in his place.

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