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Re: MalibuFitMaxx Chest Training
« Reply #25 on: February 17, 2026, 09:54:35 AM »
Oh yeah the wager that wasn't followed correctly. But I guess it's fine to just complete a wager any way you want as long as it's almost following the rules.

Are you going to claim I am Danimal now that your BFF is still banned?

No one on here had any issues with the pic except you and fucktard.

Are you sending hand pics to Royalty while he is away?

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Re: MalibuFitMaxx Chest Training
« Reply #26 on: February 17, 2026, 11:15:41 AM »
If movies were still a thing and he knew how to act he could be a good villain.

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Re: MalibuFitMaxx Chest Training
« Reply #27 on: February 17, 2026, 12:14:53 PM »
MalibuFitMaxx, Sr.


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Re: MalibuFitMaxx Chest Training
« Reply #28 on: February 17, 2026, 01:31:06 PM »
I didn't hear any mention of 3 sets of 10 but maybe I missed it.

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Re: MalibuFitMaxx Chest Training
« Reply #29 on: February 27, 2026, 07:42:43 PM »
https://x.com/braedensorbo/status/2027585557224714511?s=46

You poor fuckers fell for it because he was ugly. Stolen valor of peace…..

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Re: MalibuFitMaxx Chest Training
« Reply #30 on: February 27, 2026, 07:59:18 PM »
https://x.com/braedensorbo/status/2027585557224714511?s=46

You poor fuckers fell for it because he was ugly. Stolen valor of peace…..

Holy shit, that’s fucked. Hahaha.

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Re: MalibuFitMaxx Chest Training
« Reply #31 on: February 27, 2026, 08:22:12 PM »
This man is in the running for a Bhanky award.

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Re: MalibuFitMaxx Chest Training
« Reply #32 on: February 28, 2026, 04:29:29 AM »
The whole point of this thread was because I had just found this cat’s videos and they were enjoyable to watch. I just wondered if anyone knew of his background.

Jessy Jessy Poo Poo: I never made fun of his face. You tried to make it seem like I did. Now it turns out he may have lied about his face and didn’t get disfigured from an explosion. He even removed that claim from his bio.

Jessy Jessy Poo Poo: I want an apology from you for your mistake. I am owed an apology from you. Please step out of your broken down car that you live in, make yourself presentable, and wander over to an Internet Cafe to type your apology to me. I am waiting.
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Re: MalibuFitMaxx Chest Training
« Reply #33 on: February 28, 2026, 05:01:01 AM »
The whole point of this thread was because I had just found this cat’s videos and they were enjoyable to watch. I just wondered if anyone knew of his background.

Jessy Jessy Poo Poo: I never made fun of his face. You tried to make it seem like I did. Now it turns out he may have lied about his face and didn’t get disfigured from an explosion. He even removed that claim from his bio.

Jessy Jessy Poo Poo: I want an apology from you for your mistake. I am owed an apology from you. Please step out of your broken down car that you live in, make yourself presentable, and wander over to an Internet Cafe to type your apology to me. I am waiting.

With or without a hand in the picture?

Was it hard to type this post with your therapist asking you where on the doll you were hurt?

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Re: MalibuFitMaxx Chest Training
« Reply #34 on: February 28, 2026, 06:06:43 AM »
The whole point of this thread was because I had just found this cat’s videos and they were enjoyable to watch. I just wondered if anyone knew of his background.

Jessy Jessy Poo Poo: I never made fun of his face. You tried to make it seem like I did. Now it turns out he may have lied about his face and didn’t get disfigured from an explosion. He even removed that claim from his bio.

Jessy Jessy Poo Poo: I want an apology from you for your mistake. I am owed an apology from you. Please step out of your broken down car that you live in, make yourself presentable, and wander over to an Internet Cafe to type your apology to me. I am waiting.


omg your STILL lying! Is there an honest bone in that disgusting sickly body of yours?

You managed to dodge a bullet a little bit as he turns out to be another fitness obsessed lying loser like you, but stop trying to gaslight everyone into believing that you posted the video because you were excited about his videos haha.

They are the most boring little clips ever! you wrote "Holy crap!" because he has a face like your mom's blown out cunt. You got lucky that he did it to himself now but the fact remains you are a bitter retard who scours the internet all day for clips to rant and rave about, so suck my tits.

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Re: MalibuFitMaxx Chest Training
« Reply #35 on: February 28, 2026, 08:42:33 AM »

omg your STILL lying! Is there an honest bone in that disgusting sickly body of yours?

You managed to dodge a bullet a little bit as he turns out to be another fitness obsessed lying loser like you, but stop trying to gaslight everyone into believing that you posted the video because you were excited about his videos haha.

They are the most boring little clips ever! you wrote "Holy crap!" because he has a face like your mom's blown out cunt. You got lucky that he did it to himself now but the fact remains you are a bitter retard who scours the internet all day for clips to rant and rave about, so suck my tits.
Incredible! Did you study psychology or were you in the behavioral analysis field before you got down on your luck and lost your job at the factory?

I wrote holy crap because of his personality and retro 1980s surfer good vibrations vibe. i.e. this guy checked all boxes for positive content that was not cookie cutter. Holy crap, this guy is a breath of fresh air!
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Re: MalibuFitMaxx Chest Training
« Reply #36 on: February 28, 2026, 09:50:45 AM »
Incredible! Did you study psychology or were you in the behavioral analysis field before you got down on your luck and lost your job at the factory?

I wrote holy crap because of his personality and retro 1980s surfer good vibrations vibe. i.e. this guy checked all boxes for positive content that was not cookie cutter. Holy crap, this guy is a breath of fresh air!

oh it was the personality! and the joggers and tank top that were just overflowing with cool dude vibrations! okay penis breath ::) ::). You filthy lying rat bastard hahaha. Good to know that a gym bro in a stringer, talking about incline press for 1 minute can get you so excited that ur beating off and screaming "holy crap" as you scurry to share the video. def not cookie cutter at all!

as for being down on my luck, at least i dont struggle to scrape together 20 dollars for a meal and cave my moron head in with an avalanche of unwashed clothes from opening a cupboard in my shithole apartment, haha. You barely make ends meet.

ughhh today was a nightmare...i am back home now in my cave...in darkness...not just in my apartment but also in my heart.
From the moment I woke up I felt like I had no energy to start my day. I laid in my bed listening to my alarm blaring...finally I got out of bed and turned it off.
Work was mind draining...I am tired of working 7 days a week.
Then I found out that the staff was going out to eat at some fancy restaurant tonight. This was troubling to me because I pretty much am flat broke right now...I only have 400 dollars left on my credit card until its maxed out...I cant remember the last time I had a full wallet. Im hoping to gather a good amount of coins to bring to the coinstar machine tommorow.
So I got home from work and had to find nice clothes to wear tonight. I found a nice shirt in my dresser drawer...but couldnt find any good jeans. So I had to open my closet which I had packed shut tightly an all the old clothes fell out...a pile as high as my head. Luckliy I found a good pair of jeans...they were a bit wrinkled but I let the steam from my shower get rid of em kinda.
Then I had to find money to pay for the meal...I was able to get together 25 bucks of quarters so I stopped at a store on the way to get cash money for it. Felt awesome to hold a 20 in my hands...oh baby.
So I parked in the lot by the restaurant and as I got out I learned i had to pay 3 bucks for the spot. So back to my car I went and it took me a few mins to find change in my car...luckily I did. So after I pay Im walking to the restaurant and I remember my key is still in my car door! So i raced back and grabbed it. I need to get a key chain...my car key has been broken off for a few years..Im scared I will drop it in a storm drain one day.
So Im in this restaurant and wow I have never been in such a fancy place before...I am used to diners and chinese takeout restaurnts so this blew my mind. The glasses had long stems on them and it seemed like this was a place of high society.
So I ordered raviloi and caesar salad...and my total came to like 23 bucks...the salad was out of this world but the raviolis were a rip off...only like 4 small ones...my friend told me in fancy places like this they serve small portions.
So now I am back home done with it all
My head is spinning
My soul is searching
My hands are weary...they feel as if they are gripping a fence that is llit on fire...my feet are worn down and feel like they have been walking for miles upon miles of unforgiving terrain
I feel like i am on a neverending carnival ride that is situated in an inferno...itss as if my eyes are being scorched and my arms are being destroyed beyond recognition... my limbs are desparately reaching for the emergency stop...but all I am feeling is the memories of what should be.

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Re: MalibuFitMaxx Chest Training
« Reply #37 on: March 01, 2026, 05:06:07 AM »
oh it was the personality! and the joggers and tank top that were just overflowing with cool dude vibrations! okay penis breath ::) ::). You filthy lying rat bastard hahaha. Good to know that a gym bro in a stringer, talking about incline press for 1 minute can get you so excited that ur beating off and screaming "holy crap" as you scurry to share the video. def not cookie cutter at all!

as for being down on my luck, at least i dont struggle to scrape together 20 dollars for a meal and cave my moron head in with an avalanche of unwashed clothes from opening a cupboard in my shithole apartment, haha. You barely make ends meet.

ughhh today was a nightmare...i am back home now in my cave...in darkness...not just in my apartment but also in my heart.
From the moment I woke up I felt like I had no energy to start my day. I laid in my bed listening to my alarm blaring...finally I got out of bed and turned it off.
Work was mind draining...I am tired of working 7 days a week.
Then I found out that the staff was going out to eat at some fancy restaurant tonight. This was troubling to me because I pretty much am flat broke right now...I only have 400 dollars left on my credit card until its maxed out...I cant remember the last time I had a full wallet. Im hoping to gather a good amount of coins to bring to the coinstar machine tommorow.
So I got home from work and had to find nice clothes to wear tonight. I found a nice shirt in my dresser drawer...but couldnt find any good jeans. So I had to open my closet which I had packed shut tightly an all the old clothes fell out...a pile as high as my head. Luckliy I found a good pair of jeans...they were a bit wrinkled but I let the steam from my shower get rid of em kinda.
Then I had to find money to pay for the meal...I was able to get together 25 bucks of quarters so I stopped at a store on the way to get cash money for it. Felt awesome to hold a 20 in my hands...oh baby.
So I parked in the lot by the restaurant and as I got out I learned i had to pay 3 bucks for the spot. So back to my car I went and it took me a few mins to find change in my car...luckily I did. So after I pay Im walking to the restaurant and I remember my key is still in my car door! So i raced back and grabbed it. I need to get a key chain...my car key has been broken off for a few years..Im scared I will drop it in a storm drain one day.
So Im in this restaurant and wow I have never been in such a fancy place before...I am used to diners and chinese takeout restaurnts so this blew my mind. The glasses had long stems on them and it seemed like this was a place of high society.
So I ordered raviloi and caesar salad...and my total came to like 23 bucks...the salad was out of this world but the raviolis were a rip off...only like 4 small ones...my friend told me in fancy places like this they serve small portions.
So now I am back home done with it all
My head is spinning
My soul is searching
My hands are weary...they feel as if they are gripping a fence that is llit on fire...my feet are worn down and feel like they have been walking for miles upon miles of unforgiving terrain
I feel like i am on a neverending carnival ride that is situated in an inferno...itss as if my eyes are being scorched and my arms are being destroyed beyond recognition... my limbs are desparately reaching for the emergency stop...but all I am feeling is the memories of what should be.

It makes my heart heavy to see someone like you very clearly experiencing a psychotic break from reality. Madam, I know your living situation is not the best right now…but I urge you to seek out available mental health resources in your community. Is there anyone at your methadone clinic that could help you?
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Re: MalibuFitMaxx Chest Training
« Reply #38 on: March 01, 2026, 05:07:41 AM »
With or without a hand in the picture?

Was it hard to type this post with your therapist asking you where on the doll you were hurt?
dude you´re a weirdo

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Re: MalibuFitMaxx Chest Training
« Reply #39 on: March 01, 2026, 05:49:39 AM »
dude you´re a weirdo

Shocked you didn't do your usual 'fixed' schtick.  Congrats chief