"Now as far as being an assistant trainer, of course its an assistant trainer position. You can't just come off the street and simply be the HEAD TRAINER UNLESS YOU STARTED AS AN ASSISTANT TRAINER!! Come on folks, lets be serious. I would let everyone know what team I'll be working for but some of you folks will problably call them up and bug the hell out of them or try to get me fired or something."
What he meant was he was going to be the assistant to the assistant trainer. Pick up weights, clean the mirrors, etc......the janitor and offsider and errand boy.
That was for the story. We now know there was no such position because Goodrum can bullshit all day long. Thanks to the archives for the laugh.