Apparently there is a new holiday in California, it's called "Sue Your Family Day". Intrigued by a somewhat famous ex-bodybuilder suing his brother the Governator has decided suing your family needs its own day.
On April 1 there will be free legal service and advice offered by all law firms, this advice can only be used to screw a family member.
Do you want to sue your father? Do you want to sue your mother, maybe your sister? It's your choice, sue them all.
Perhaps your father showed more attention to your sister, well this is your chance to get back at her. Did your brother get a better Christmas present than you when you were in 1988? Sue his ass.
Disclaimer: this is a parody, please don't sue me or send me to jail.
