Can a man be heterosexual and play the fiddle? ![Huh ???](http://www.getbig.com/boards/Smileys/classic/huh.gif)
Only if he lives way back in the woods ya see.
Actually I think that's how they tell the difference between gays and straight guys in some places. You hand them the instrument, if they call it a fiddle they are straight. If they call it a violin....well, you know.