He kind of resembles someone in the face, on steroids of course.

You are insinuating Dennis Wolfe looks like yourself mate? Wolfe has a square jaw, a little bit of style with his hair and boyish good looks.
You have a face right out of 'Rodents weekly', a male pattern baldness haircut that looks like someone put a salad bowl over your head and cut around it, ears that should be tested in a windtunnel to see if you'll be airborne at anything over 15 kph, and looks that only mistaking a grenade for an apple, could improve.