Critique the Paris Hilton physique

[HowieW]

OK here I go. She has a pretty face, but:
1. fake hair (extensions)   2. legs skinny as baseball bat   3. flat as a flounder (A- cup size)
4. If her azz was any flatter it would look like her chest.
5. Overall crack ho skank skinny look.

[MAXX]

are you bored today?

[bailey]

Paris = Nasty.
*** I'll take somthing like this. Regardless of how much money she has.

[Mr. Intenseone]

OK here I go. She has a pretty face, but:
1. fake hair (extensions)   2. legs skinny as baseball bat   3. flat as a flounder (A- cup size)
4. If her azz was any flatter it would look like her chest.
5. Overall crack ho skank skinny look.

Are you trying to say her ass is so flat she has to lay down to take a shit?

[body88]

nuff said

[DEFCON]

Paris Hilton has the most nastiest feet I have ever seen

[RJB]

OK here I go. She has a pretty face, but:
1. fake hair (extensions)   2. legs skinny as baseball bat   3. flat as a flounder (A- cup size)
4. If her azz was any flatter it would look like her chest.
5. Overall crack ho skank skinny look.

Her titties aren't bad. If you check that video, you can see that they are big B's.

[PRO_Crastinator]

I know walls that have bigger breasts than she does.

[WiseGuy]

OK here I go. She has a pretty face, but:
1. fake hair (extensions)   2. legs skinny as baseball bat   3. flat as a flounder (A- cup size)
4. If her azz was any flatter it would look like her chest.
5. Overall crack ho skank skinny look.

scratchem if ya got em 










she looks hot here  





     

[HowieW]

LOL!!!!!!!!  Looks like the crabs woke up. 

Yes they must be the sea going variety known as "rock lobsters".
What a skank

[KTMckay]

Id hit it 

[HowieW]

Id hit it 

Me too, right in her boney azz with my foot