Author Topic: Do women play air guitar when no one's looking? (Read 4762 times)

Al-Gebra · « **on:** September 27, 2006, 11:28:15 PM »

You're listening to Dream on . . . nobody's at home . . . and suddenly you feel compelled to accompany Joe Perry as the solo crescendoes?

better yet, do you do it in front of people?

Lord Humungous · « **Reply #1 on:** September 28, 2006, 05:20:22 AM »

I used to work with a REALLY big girl that would play at will! During the song Still Loving You by the Scorpions she would always say "Make the bitch scream!!!!"

Butterbean · « **Reply #2 on:** September 28, 2006, 09:44:00 AM »

lol Lord H

I think I played air guitar in high school and yes, I would do it in front of my friends to be funny

The only times I've done it recently is when I've purposely been "acting the fool."

Deedee · « **Reply #3 on:** September 28, 2006, 09:55:32 AM »

Lol, I think there are two extremes... those who do, and those who would never, ever, not even if they were alone on a desert island. I'm on the never side.

The BEAST · « **Reply #4 on:** September 28, 2006, 10:43:26 AM »

Never, I just dance regardless of who is looking

Lord Humungous · « **Reply #5 on:** September 28, 2006, 11:07:15 AM »

I use the air guitar to get points across when im practicing with the band but that doesnt count

Deadpool · « **Reply #6 on:** September 29, 2006, 03:46:25 PM »

women are more inclined to sing along than play air guitar

Al-Gebra · « **Reply #7 on:** September 29, 2006, 03:49:58 PM »

yeah. i've felt a vague uneasiness whenever i've seen a female playing air guitar.

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #8 on:** September 29, 2006, 04:09:09 PM »

i sometimes sit on sis and play the tuba while she screams her lungs out....

Al-Gebra · « **Reply #9 on:** September 29, 2006, 04:10:41 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAvenger! on September 29, 2006, 04:09:09 PM

i sometimes sit on sis and play the tuba while she screams her lungs out....

is this a literal or metaphorical tuba?

i thought only stout people were allowed to play the tuba?

Deadpool · « **Reply #10 on:** September 30, 2006, 09:36:51 AM »

Quote from: Al-Gebra on September 29, 2006, 03:49:58 PM

yeah. i've felt a vague uneasiness whenever i've seen a female playing air guitar.

why

Butterbean · « **Reply #11 on:** September 30, 2006, 09:39:12 AM »

Quote from: Medford on September 30, 2006, 09:36:51 AM

why

probably the same reason it makes one uneasy to see ANYONE play air guitar

Al-Gebra · « **Reply #12 on:** September 30, 2006, 09:40:15 AM »

Quote from: Medford on September 30, 2006, 09:36:51 AM

why

the guitar is a phallic symbol . . . especially in the hands of the "guitar heros" . . . so it doesn't sit quite right w me if I see a woman making like she has a phallus. if she does it ironically, it could be quite cute.

INSOMNIA · « **Reply #13 on:** October 01, 2006, 12:28:46 PM »

i play the air "drums"

Butterbean · « **Reply #14 on:** October 01, 2006, 02:00:29 PM »

Al-gebra....proof that yes....women do play air guitar:

Al-Gebra · « **Reply #15 on:** October 01, 2006, 08:06:10 PM »

Quote from: STella on October 01, 2006, 02:00:29 PM

Al-gebra....proof that yes....women do play air guitar:

yeah . . . she certainly is.

do you think it's working?

Deadpool · « **Reply #16 on:** October 02, 2006, 04:51:26 PM »

that's kinda cool

Butterbean · « **Reply #17 on:** October 02, 2006, 04:52:54 PM »

Quote from: Al-Gebra on October 01, 2006, 08:06:10 PM

yeah . . . she certainly is. do you think it's working?

Her routines are usually very good, high-energy and crisp....so I'm sure it was working fine!

Deadpool · « **Reply #18 on:** October 02, 2006, 04:54:20 PM »

I play a good air guitar...I know a few basic cords, so I know how to do it a little bit better than someone who doesn't

Chamorrita · « **Reply #19 on:** October 02, 2006, 10:40:17 PM »

Never played air guitar...except maybe mimicking "Bill and Ted". Now, dancing naked.......

Migs · « **Reply #20 on:** October 03, 2006, 12:42:26 PM »

Quote from: Chamorrita on October 02, 2006, 10:40:17 PM

Never played air guitar...except maybe mimicking "Bill and Ted". Now, dancing naked.......

did someone say dancing naked???

az · « **Reply #21 on:** October 08, 2006, 05:18:21 PM »

Like Insomnia, I too play air drums, I have played air guitar but not in a while. If my hands are free and Jimmy H. Lenny K. or Nervona are playing I will jump in and play a couple of cords. It's all good.

Deedee · « **Reply #22 on:** October 09, 2006, 11:07:57 AM »

Sometimes I like to play air harp. Does that count

Laura Lee · « **Reply #23 on:** October 09, 2006, 12:27:24 PM »

Back in the day I did, when I wasn't play a real guitar.

Deadpool · « **Reply #24 on:** October 09, 2006, 12:42:07 PM »

my real guitar skills are rather poor