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The various classifications of get big posters
« on: October 12, 2006, 09:22:39 AM »
1.  :DThe Beevis and Butthead type- This is a lame, teenage male that thinks he has all the answers but is a dumb as a doorknob.Has really great , clever comebacks, like " You suck".

2.  ;D The old fart- Guys LIKE ME  :o that love the sport and used to be a decent bodybuilder. Now as they age and get fatter, they often post anceint pics of when they looked good. They can have some good ideas or experience but ramble on and on and on.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz., which ruins the whole thing. Most old farts are funny and love the sport for what it is.

3.  >:( The hardcore bunch - These are guys that love to train hard, love freaks and are not shy about juicin'. They may or may not compete, but know a lot of basic, sound info and are no nonsense type of guys. Often funny and all too real they comprise the core of the actual true biodybuilding fan base.

4.  :) The Ron - These are guys like our own beloved getbig founder Ron or my buddy Bix. These are the true , hardcore fans of the sport. They may train but have no interest in getting on stage themselves for a variety of reasons. Most are NOT queer or wierd and just regular guys that grew up with a sincere admiration for size , strength and power. These can be some of the best folks to talk to at a show or train with in a gym.

5. The disgruntled :-X- These are guys , that, for whatever reason seem to have nothing good to say about bodybuilding. These have to be the most delusional types as one wonders why anyone would waste so much time and energy on something they hated.

6. The psycho  :o- These guys are way too serious. They often have a meltdown or go off on people here at get big. They seem justa little too serious  about this stuff and I worry they may stalk someone down and go postal. Better to aviod this tyoe and just ignore them and hope thy get om some good meds.

7. The VinnieG _ He has his own category, (sorry Vince). These are the Vinnie G's of the bodybuilding world. He is sincere, means well, but seems to bring himself ridicule by blowing his horn BEFORE he actually does anything of merit. He would do himself a favor if he just kept things low key and came off as modest and just another "Joe Blow" trying to build the best body he can.
8. The pure  :P- Guys obssessed with drugs in bodybuilding and think anyone who is bigger  then  THEM, must be juicing. Adonis is a great example of this.

9. The rant  :(- can be any of us that get a bug up their azz about some topic like drugs or who won what show, etc.They just can't shut up and get on with the flow of the current conversation. I know I am guilty of this as well
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Re: The various classifications of get big posters
« Reply #1 on: October 12, 2006, 09:25:14 AM »
The Queers - 'guys' like Bluto who come here simply to confess their love for teh cock :-X

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Re: The various classifications of get big posters
« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2006, 09:29:45 AM »
the Vinc3G aka 'sucka MC' of getbig

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Re: The various classifications of get big posters
« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2006, 09:35:58 AM »
Subtle spammers: people that use every available opening to spam a link.


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Re: The various classifications of get big posters
« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2006, 09:37:04 AM »
what about posters like this guy in the middle ?
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Re: The various classifications of get big posters
« Reply #5 on: October 12, 2006, 09:52:08 AM »
Number 6 has "slayer" written all over it. 

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Re: The various classifications of get big posters
« Reply #6 on: October 12, 2006, 03:44:29 PM »

 #4? I uh...I don't think Ron ever goes to the gym or if he does it's not the weight room...or cardio room...

 What about those assholes who always post some racist mumbo jumbo up and always type in a ghetto vernacular trying to start beef all the time with the colored people of the board. I hate those types! You missed them.
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Re: The various classifications of get big posters
« Reply #7 on: October 12, 2006, 03:50:18 PM »
I guess I'm a "two-plus-a-little-3." I'll take it.
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Re: The various classifications of get big posters
« Reply #8 on: October 12, 2006, 04:27:06 PM »


2.  ;D The old fart- Guys LIKE ME  :o that love the sport and used to be a decent bodybuilder. Now as they age and get fatter, they often post anceint pics of when they looked good. They can have some good ideas or experience but ramble on and on and on.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz., which ruins the whole thing. Most old farts are funny and love the sport for what it is.

 

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Re: The various classifications of get big posters
« Reply #9 on: October 12, 2006, 04:35:43 PM »
I must be a Ron




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Re: The various classifications of get big posters
« Reply #10 on: October 12, 2006, 06:15:55 PM »
hmmmm.....I don't fall anywhere in there.


You need to make a topic for guys/gals....that are bored....losers....that need a life.


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Re: The various classifications of get big posters
« Reply #11 on: October 12, 2006, 06:18:16 PM »
hehe this pretty much sums it up!

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Re: The various classifications of get big posters
« Reply #12 on: October 12, 2006, 08:32:11 PM »
hmmmm.....I don't fall anywhere in there.


You need to make a topic for guys/gals....that are bored....losers....that need a life.


 ;D

Yes I woudl fall in that one too I think

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Re: The various classifications of get big posters
« Reply #13 on: October 13, 2006, 10:29:40 AM »
Yes I woudl fall in that one too I think

I sometimes imagine.....if boards like this didn't exsist...where we would end up

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Re: The various classifications of get big posters
« Reply #14 on: October 13, 2006, 10:53:35 AM »
Squats and Milk, Fuckerrrrrrrrrrrrrs!

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Re: The various classifications of get big posters
« Reply #15 on: October 13, 2006, 11:22:04 AM »
Im claiming smartass class    fucken cartoon looks even like me   it's perfect

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Re: The various classifications of get big posters
« Reply #16 on: October 13, 2006, 11:36:59 AM »
I sometimes imagine.....if boards like this didn't exsist...where we would end up

Most of the bunch would be in front of the T.V playing Mario kart waiting for there porn to download
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Re: The various classifications of get big posters
« Reply #17 on: October 13, 2006, 11:48:39 AM »
I sometimes imagine.....if boards like this didn't exsist...where we would end up

The boards keep us out of trouble.  If we weren't spending time messing with the mental midgets on the boards, we'd probably be messing with the mental midgets in real life, which, unlike the boards, can often have consequences.
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Re: The various classifications of get big posters
« Reply #18 on: October 13, 2006, 12:13:16 PM »
what about posters like this guy in the middle ?
Damn, that's one ugly bitch. Even Valentino wouldn't hit that.
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Re: The various classifications of get big posters
« Reply #19 on: October 13, 2006, 12:16:48 PM »
Damm I am a smartass... ;D

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Re: The various classifications of get big posters
« Reply #20 on: October 13, 2006, 12:20:11 PM »
Damn, that's one ugly bitch. Even Valentino wouldn't hit that.

Yes he would.... He'd hit anything with a balloon knot.
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Re: The various classifications of get big posters
« Reply #21 on: October 13, 2006, 12:40:11 PM »
The alpha males- The good looking, well hung, muscular......envied every where we go. Including the boards.


The hardcore fat guy- turds like massive g, and the like.




HAHA, RON.....

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Re: The various classifications of get big posters
« Reply #22 on: October 13, 2006, 03:01:02 PM »
The boards keep us out of trouble.  If we weren't spending time messing with the mental midgets on the boards, we'd probably be messing with the mental midgets in real life, which, unlike the boards, can often have consequences.

never thought about it that way......


where's Chick & Milos?

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Re: The various classifications of get big posters
« Reply #23 on: October 13, 2006, 08:13:43 PM »
Gotta addd this category-  The Foley  :-* Old flamers that try to pick up teen bodybuilders by sending them a private message while cruisin for dick on get big.
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Re: The various classifications of get big posters
« Reply #24 on: October 13, 2006, 09:25:30 PM »
hehe this pretty much sums it up!


haha, good ones.