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« Reply #25 on: October 12, 2006, 04:06:01 PM »

HELL NO but ToxicA was planning on doing it this weekend with his "slut" college girl so I thought that Al maybe beat him to it
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« Reply #26 on: October 12, 2006, 04:14:47 PM »

NZmusclemonster, I don't wrap my jimmy up . . . if you had a beautiful scepter, would you put a plastic sheath over it?

We couldn't get too creative in the phonebooth b/c of my massive size (completely shredded, of course). Wink 

sometimes I spend hours gazing at the radiance of my reflection in a mirror or a limpid pool of water.

on other occasions, I come to my senses only after my attempts to embrace my ravishing reflection are rendered futile by the cold hardness of glass.  Sad


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« Reply #27 on: October 12, 2006, 06:11:37 PM »

LOL @ your entire thread Al-Gebra Grin
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« Reply #28 on: October 13, 2006, 12:50:25 PM »

HELL NO but ToxicA was planning on doing it this weekend with his "slut" college girl so I thought that Al maybe beat him to it



well i fingered her ass in the car...and she liked it sooo...anyhow...i met another hottie last night...and she's into SETI and UFOs and meteor showers...she's a wiccan...but watcha gonna do...bright blues on pale skin and dark hair...gorgeous...and we humg out till 3 am chitchatting...and all she allowed me to do is kiss her...she bartends at another local bar...total hottie...me thinks the slut and i are gonna be just friends...and i'm gonna take this new one out on a date sunday Smiley
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« Reply #29 on: October 13, 2006, 12:55:30 PM »

Do you steal their glasses so they can't see what you really look like when they're talking to you?
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« Reply #30 on: October 13, 2006, 01:37:58 PM »






there ya go sweetness..put up your face shot next to mine Smiley
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« Reply #31 on: October 13, 2006, 02:50:53 PM »

I too met another beauty last night . . . she was formerly a mermaid and has two Olympic gold medals, one in synchronized swimming, and the other in springboard diving.  She is also a direct descendant of Hans Christian Andersen.  We stayed up talking about the oil business until the rising of the morning star . . . then her exquisite legs turned into a scaly fish's tail and she disappeared beneath the surface of the sea . . . leaving nary a ripple . . . it was a little disturbing, but you've got to take them as you find them.

She didn't even let me kiss her . . . but I gazed into her eyes all night . . . they were as serene as the Pacific on a quiet summer night.  I think I might have found something here.
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« Reply #32 on: October 13, 2006, 03:16:47 PM »

I too met another beauty last night . . . she was formerly a mermaid and has two Olympic gold medals, one in synchronized swimming, and the other in springboard diving.  She is also a direct descendant of Hans Christian Andersen.  We stayed up talking about the oil business until the rising of the morning star . . . then her exquisite legs turned into a scaly fish's tail and she disappeared beneath the surface of the sea . . . leaving nary a ripple . . . it was a little disturbing, but you've got to take them as you find them.

She didn't even let me kiss her . . . but I gazed into her eyes all night . . . they were as serene as the Pacific on a quiet summer night.  I think I might have found something here.


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« Reply #33 on: October 14, 2006, 10:46:12 AM »


i recommend a cocktail of arimidex and letrozole..

is that what turned you into getbig's premier attention whore?
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« Reply #34 on: October 14, 2006, 01:38:08 PM »

is that what turned you into getbig's premier attention whore?

4 a confident guy you get rattled pretty easy...

at least ya try n hide it under " i'm fake posting..but in reality i reeely am this cool"  Undecided


i've always been exactly the same on here...and let the cards fall where they may...
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« Reply #35 on: October 14, 2006, 03:01:02 PM »

asking a simple question=being rattled?  Huh

actually, you're right, I'm so rattled I'm going to ask the mods to pull this thread.  Wink
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« Reply #36 on: October 14, 2006, 08:24:14 PM »

asking a simple question=being rattled?  Huh

actually, you're right, I'm so rattled I'm going to ask the mods to pull this thread.  Wink


i never asked for it to be del...but i'm not one 2 whine so when it vanished i didn't bitch..meh...but very jimmyesque of you to try that angle.....you need to l;earn you own game mate
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« Reply #37 on: October 14, 2006, 08:42:36 PM »


i never asked for it to be del...but i'm not one 2 whine so when it vanished i didn't bitch...

sure  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #38 on: October 14, 2006, 08:49:15 PM »

sure  Roll Eyes

since u sooo wanna know lets ask em ...god u r like a spitefull lil hair puller chick aren't ya Undecided
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« Reply #39 on: October 14, 2006, 08:56:41 PM »

just ignore me, board elder.

your story about the hottie wasn't the only thing. I guess I just got tired of your "you're just a noob," "my high school diploma says," "I'm a Mughal prince," "check out this face," "I'm so charming," "I'm smarter than you," "I'm so rich" anti-US-Israel bullshit.

the fact is you've done too many drugs, you have the intelligence, the physique, and the spelling skills of a large gnat, and you're way too conceited . . . that's just too easy a target to pass up.
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« Reply #40 on: October 14, 2006, 09:00:11 PM »

just ignore me, board elder.

your story about the hottie wasn't the only thing. I guess I just got tired of your "you're just a noob," "my high school diploma says," "I'm a Mughal prince," "check out this face," "I'm so charming," "I'm smarter than you," "I'm so rich" anti-US-Israel bullshit.

the fact is you've done too many drugs, you have the intelligence, the physique, and the spelling skills of a large gnat, and you're way too conceited . . . that's just too easy a target to pass up.


same post 2 threads...lmao...meltdow n! Grin


ok i have wine to drink and cartoons to watch and charm to ooze and mirrors to look at...

u stay and be bitter k  Cool
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« Reply #41 on: October 14, 2006, 09:01:27 PM »

just ignore me, board elder.



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« Reply #42 on: October 15, 2006, 03:17:32 AM »




lol...hope this is not some kinda sidewinding attempt to poke fun at me...if it is.....kudos! Grin

if its not...and as much as i'm gonna get re trashed for it...she's only f**k and run material...

there  IS A REASON prostitutes dont ever(or hardly ever) get happily married and even women disapprove of em.....read the bold 2ice over girls

hey..if women didn't have a double standard...then a prostitute should be seen as something wonderfull right?


ever wonder why there r more female rostitutes than male ones?


simple..whores and sluts dont make good long term companions...i'll go to a strip club..i might even f**k a stripper...i'll be dammed if i'm gonna bring one home to mum...she'd kill me if i did...

and oh..ya can tell the slutty ones in a group..those r the ones that get maddest at posts like this Wink

Your view on women is medieval.

It's a cultural thing, IMO.

But you, claiming to be very intelligent, should be able to rise above the outdated views on women of your society.

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« Reply #43 on: October 15, 2006, 11:37:29 AM »

look mate...i dont even buy used cars...

i am who i am...and most men here are like me...except they r soo buzy kissing ass and agreeing that they forget what they really believe


so you'd date a former hooker?  and i'm serious...
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« Reply #44 on: October 16, 2006, 07:51:49 AM »

lol, someone treats objects like women.
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« Reply #45 on: October 16, 2006, 07:35:24 PM »

lol, someone treats objects like women.

cant hold your beer eh mate?  yeesh...
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« Reply #46 on: October 17, 2006, 12:52:31 AM »

Holy flip this whole thread is beter than a Chappelle skit....and has everything from a gay porno....but I got to go get my hip widers as the bullshit is getting pretty deep in here, thanks for the laughs though....quite worth the price of admission.
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