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Re: PMS
« Reply #50 on: October 22, 2006, 09:22:11 PM »
hello

now I obviously need to post on this subject, having done it for 25+ years and now approaching menopause... or whatever it is I have next to look forward to.

It's okay.  its just an egg.  the hormones and the children you never had are the funny bit<<<



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Re: PMS
« Reply #51 on: October 23, 2006, 11:48:37 AM »
thanks toxic.

no, I was on the pill for most of my life, which made it all very easy.  I never really had any sympathy for that excuse.  When my employees booked off sick with the period I told the rest of the staff they had diahorria (sp)  >I can't be bothered to look it up and spell it properly.  >>>It was funny though.

Now that I'm cramping sideways I kinda wish I'd been a little more forgiving.  But I've always been lucky.


I have a Hindu story:  I have Indian friends.  When they have parties and they have lots, a woman is not allowed to attend if she has the menses.  So everyone knows how come she's not there.  Does my head in.  I respect their religion, but I'd sooner you taught your little girls that it's a natural and normal thing you're going to have to deal with  >>>like doing the dishes, or queueing up at the checkout. 

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Re: PMS
« Reply #52 on: October 23, 2006, 12:01:23 PM »
thanks toxic.

no, I was on the pill for most of my life, which made it all very easy.  I never really had any sympathy for that excuse.  When my employees booked off sick with the period I told the rest of the staff they had diahorria (sp)  >I can't be bothered to look it up and spell it properly.  >>>It was funny though.

Now that I'm cramping sideways I kinda wish I'd been a little more forgiving.  But I've always been lucky.


I have a Hindu story:  I have Indian friends.  When they have parties and they have lots, a woman is not allowed to attend if she has the menses.  So everyone knows how come she's not there.  Does my head in.  I respect their religion, but I'd sooner you taught your little girls that it's a natural and normal thing you're going to have to deal with  >>>like doing the dishes, or queueing up at the checkout.
 

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OK, ...I gotta fess up, I always thought xxxLinda was a guy trolling as a chick, ...but it's official!
After this post, ...there's no way I can continue to believe she's a he. Only a woman who has been there and done that could truly appreciate that being on the pill does make menses easier, ...and to describe the experience of no longer being on the pill as "cramping up sideways"...  :o Ya gotta own the equipment to so eloquently tag the torture. {LOL}. Linda, sorry for thinking you were a guy.
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Re: PMS
« Reply #53 on: October 23, 2006, 12:36:05 PM »
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Re: PMS
« Reply #54 on: October 23, 2006, 12:43:34 PM »



Lots of fireworks here tonight.  It's fab.
xL


ps:  menopause next.  no worries...

'cept you certainly don't wanna know me when I start doing that.

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Re: PMS
« Reply #55 on: October 23, 2006, 12:58:16 PM »

  no, please finish, I insist.   

is this another i had her when she was story?

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Re: PMS
« Reply #56 on: October 23, 2006, 02:27:37 PM »
OK, ...I gotta fess up, I always thought xxxLinda was a guy trolling as a chick, ...but it's official!
After this post, ...there's no way I can continue to believe she's a he. Only a woman who has been there and done that could truly appreciate that being on the pill does make menses easier, ...and to describe the experience of no longer being on the pill as "cramping up sideways"...  :o Ya gotta own the equipment to so eloquently tag the torture. {LOL}. Linda, sorry for thinking you were a guy.


ta jag.

could you please also persuade Always Sore et al. ?


>>>but Stella and Ron

and deedee and lovely flower knew from the first day.


+ by the way, all of the realmen.  that is, the ones that mess on the gen tops and the girly board


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enough pain already

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Re: PMS
« Reply #57 on: October 23, 2006, 03:52:25 PM »
OK
been there and done that could truly appreciate


bought the t-shirt, worn it out, ripped it up and used it as a rag.

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Re: PMS
« Reply #58 on: October 24, 2006, 09:25:12 AM »
 :o  ~flower~, you have a post count of 1.
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Re: PMS
« Reply #59 on: October 24, 2006, 10:56:34 AM »
she's a computer whiz.  she's done it on purpose.  it's funny.


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Re: PMS
« Reply #60 on: October 24, 2006, 10:57:59 AM »
*bump* for migs to finish his "red in the head" sentence.

Your just waiting to cut him arn't you... ;D

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Re: PMS
« Reply #61 on: October 24, 2006, 11:02:19 AM »

   he seems to have disappeared
   8)

Must have sensed you getting ready to pounce... ;D

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Re: PMS
« Reply #62 on: October 24, 2006, 11:02:43 AM »
Your just waiting to cut him arn't you... ;D

If he flashed those pearly whites at her, and batted his eyelashes in her direction,
I betcha she'd faint, and completely forget all about cutting into him.  ;D
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Re: PMS
« Reply #63 on: October 24, 2006, 11:03:16 AM »
re: pms (which was what were were supposed to be talking about?


after I turned 30 and came off the pill, i tried to attune to the moon.

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Re: PMS
« Reply #64 on: October 24, 2006, 11:07:59 AM »
which meant i had the painters in every full moon, which is not a pretty picture


i'm okay, i'm just so looking forward to the menopause.  It's not a curse, it's natural, but it's ....

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Re: PMS
« Reply #65 on: October 24, 2006, 11:11:40 AM »
Maybe he is pondering how to finish the sentence?

    I've heard many different versions, curious to what he was going to say.

    Oh Migs.................... ........................ .. :)



oh oh oh migs.  do we know who we are talking to?

the only people i know are for real on the girly board are STella, flower, deedee and judijags.  I haven't yet met the other nice ones yet, I haven't had a chance.


oh yeah, and me
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Re: PMS
« Reply #66 on: October 24, 2006, 11:18:18 AM »
Maybe he is pondering how to finish the sentence?

    I've heard many different versions, curious to what he was going to say.

    Oh Migs.................... ........................ .. :)


I bet he was going to say "red in the head ..is the most beautiful and sweet type of people in the world..."   ;D

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Re: PMS
« Reply #67 on: October 24, 2006, 11:59:30 AM »
I've heard like a p**k** on a poodle :-[
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Re: PMS
« Reply #68 on: October 24, 2006, 12:06:03 PM »
  ** **   ???       Can I buy a vowel? 

lol yes.....or I could PM you cuz we all know Stella doesn't talk like that :-\


buy a vowel flowey!!
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Re: PMS
« Reply #69 on: October 24, 2006, 12:13:14 PM »
No, sorry, no A's   Spin again!
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Re: PMS
« Reply #70 on: October 24, 2006, 12:17:41 PM »
lol yes.....or I could PM you cuz we all know Stella doesn't talk like that :-\


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Could you PM me too, ..'cause I didn't understand it either.  :-\
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Re: PMS
« Reply #71 on: October 24, 2006, 12:21:05 PM »
OK ladies... :)
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Re: PMS
« Reply #72 on: October 24, 2006, 12:40:09 PM »
so funny.  you girls are hilarious.  They call it pmt here, premenstrual tension, not syndrome.

does anyone else have the same problem as me with electrics at certain times of the month?  all of a sudden everything starts going on and off wrong and I figure it's me.


is that normal or am I electric?

it only happens just before I get the painters in.


i'm sure it'll stop happening soon but i shudder to think what menopause is.

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Re: PMS
« Reply #73 on: October 24, 2006, 01:48:09 PM »


red on the noodle, like a pecker on a poodle.


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Re: PMS
« Reply #74 on: October 24, 2006, 04:41:06 PM »
yeah, what AS said, lol.  not gonna say it, lol