Author Topic: The most violent thing you have ever done ?? (Read 10680 times)

240 is Back · « **Reply #50 on:** October 21, 2006, 12:37:33 PM »

Quote from: benchmstr on October 21, 2006, 12:32:33 PM

240 since your a florida boy you problably know what a "eotech sight system"is that bastard blew it of the top of my armalite $300 dollars gone and i never even got to use the thing

LOL... first, those are some pimping sights. second, at least you got to kill him for it

Tapeworm · « **Reply #51 on:** October 21, 2006, 12:49:09 PM »

Quote from: benchmstr on October 21, 2006, 12:24:08 PM

serious though i am on disability now until the end of December from that and I'm not playing around this is what i do for a living,and i am scheduled for a court hearing on Monday for that case so even though someone almost died(the middle man)they will more than likely skip the country and not even go to court

but if you want more info on what i do or who i work for please pm me and i will answer your questions and clear up any doubts to my profession

bench

OK..if you're really an injured cop on disability then I applaud you. You've got serious balls.

If you're a kid, at least you have a goal to keep you off the crack rock. God bless.

benchmstr · « **Reply #52 on:** October 21, 2006, 12:57:32 PM »

Quote from: Tapeworm on October 21, 2006, 12:49:09 PM

OK..if you're really an injured cop on disability then I applaud you. You've got serious balls.

If you're a kid, at least you have a goal to keep you off the crack rock. God bless.

first of all i am a kid (21 y/o) i got in this job the day i turned 21(that is the minimum age requirement) but i am telling the truth about what i do

and no hard feelings nobody ever believes what i do for a living

benchmstr · « **Reply #53 on:** October 21, 2006, 12:59:38 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on October 21, 2006, 12:37:33 PM

LOL... first, those are some pimping sights. second, at least you got to kill him for it

i wouldnt know how good they are because i just put it on that morning

Camel Jockey · « **Reply #54 on:** October 21, 2006, 01:02:36 PM »

Quote from: figgs on October 20, 2006, 02:29:35 PM

I swear if I ever saw you or anyone abusing an innocent dog, or any animal for the matter, I would write a real brutal story about it here in this thread.

OH NOS I'M RUNNING SCARED.

Next time I go back on vacation to my country I'm gonna fucking kill a bunch of dogs. This time I wont be using a sling shot..

Clubber Lang · « **Reply #55 on:** October 21, 2006, 01:03:04 PM »

i used to work the door at a really seedy titty bar. on night during the process of ejecting a patron, he told me he was gonna come back and shoot me. i asked if he was right handed and he said no. as we were leaving the club i opened the gigantic metal door, pinned his wrist against the frame so his hand was sticking through and smashed several times it until i felt bits of broken metacarpals hit me in the face. i would be very surprised if they were able to save his hand, i think shattered every bone in there. luckily the owener of the place was an xcop and i never even got charged for it

240 is Back · « **Reply #56 on:** October 21, 2006, 01:05:04 PM »

Quote from: Clubber Lang on October 21, 2006, 01:03:04 PM

i used to work the door at a really seedy titty bar. on night during the process of ejecting a patron, he told me he was gonna come back and shoot me. i asked if he was right handed and he said no. as we were leaving the club i opened the gigantic metal door, pinned his wrist against the frame so his hand was sticking through and smashed several times it until i felt bits of broken metacarpals hit me in the face. i would be very surprised if they were able to save his hand, i think shattered every bone in there. luckily the owener of the place was an xcop and i never even got charged for it

yeah, you've really slowed down my business. you know how hard it is to build websites with only one hand?

Clubber Lang · « **Reply #57 on:** October 21, 2006, 01:08:25 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on October 21, 2006, 01:05:04 PM

yeah, you've really slowed down my business. you know how hard it is to build websites with only one hand?

you could probably still do it bro, you just cant pleasure yourself at the same time anymore

240 is Back · « **Reply #58 on:** October 21, 2006, 01:25:56 PM »

Quote from: Clubber Lang on October 21, 2006, 01:08:25 PM

you could probably still do it bro, you just cant pleasure yourself at the same time anymore

hahaha this would be the dream job if I was a schmoe, homo, or muscleworshipper.

Now and then I get to do a fitness model website, and that is a pleasure, but my hatin' ass wife keeps stopping me from expanding into the relatively untapped stripper market.

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #59 on:** October 21, 2006, 01:38:26 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on October 21, 2006, 01:25:56 PM

my hatin' ass wife keeps stopping me from expanding into the relatively untapped stripper market.

I can't imagine why she wouldn't want you to tap a stripper or two.

240 is Back · « **Reply #60 on:** October 21, 2006, 01:41:14 PM »

Quote from: G o a t b o y on October 21, 2006, 01:38:26 PM

I can't imagine why she wouldn't want you to tap a stripper or two.

That what I'm saying. Our son could use a little brother, and we could use the $300, honey.

Clubber Lang · « **Reply #61 on:** October 21, 2006, 01:49:25 PM »

ill tell you like i tell all newly weds rob, keep the pimp hand strong

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #62 on:** October 21, 2006, 04:58:14 PM »

Quote from: Camel Jockey on October 20, 2006, 12:25:26 PM

f**k yeah, I forgot to mention the fun I had with my slingshot and bbgun. I shot so many fucking dogs ahaha it was great.
My bro had like this honda dirt motorbike and he used to terrorize some beggers with it hahaha he'd have like a lit up torch and he'd fucking chase them.
I guess when you're a rich upperclass kid in our countries you pretty much get drunk and f**k around all day and night.

hey man...i never hurt no beggars...my dad and i used to givefood and money to the poor...ok i once threw an egg at some old beggar dood but that ws the extent of it

now throwing eggs are cops ws fair game...lol..what were they gonna do..pull me over...they'd lose their jobs and end up on the streets...it ws fun to see em pretend to have authority though...i remember once one spit at my couzin in anger and he got out and beat the crap out of him with his car club

i had to pul my cuz off the poor sob or he woulda send em to meet allah... $:-\$

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #63 on:** October 21, 2006, 04:59:41 PM »

Quote from: dkf360 on October 20, 2006, 01:05:06 PM

Why is hurting puppies fun? Regardless if the adult packs chased you or not, why take it out on defenseless animals?

i never chased one puppy..besides the puppies were never out with the damn pack...i hardly ever saw em..seemed like every stray dog ws an adult...

and when you r jogging on the track late night (9ish) and no ones around for a mile or so and all of a sudden you see 15 dogs sitting in a corner and some of em growling...and you r 13 yrs old...i tell ya...your legs go weak with fear...

Camel Jockey · « **Reply #64 on:** October 21, 2006, 05:04:43 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAvenger! on October 21, 2006, 04:58:14 PM

hey man...i never hurt no beggars...my dad and i used to givefood and money to the poor...ok i once threw an egg at some old beggar dood but that ws the extent of it

now throwing eggs are cops ws fair game...lol..what were they gonna do..pull me over...they'd lose their jobs and end up on the streets...it ws fun to see em pretend to have authority though...i remember once one spit at my couzin in anger and he got out and beat the crap out of him with his car club i had to pul my cuz off the poor sob or he woulda send em to meet allah... $:-\$

My father had a great reputation and so did my grandpa, so the cops would respect us. My bro wouldn't even need to bribe the fuckers when he got in trouble or when someone called the cops on him, they wouldn't do shit to him.
Once my bro even hacked at some punk's shoulder with a small rice cutting sickle and the cops didn't do shit to him. He even kicked one cop's bike over and the cop was sobbing over his shitty suzuki ahaha

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #65 on:** October 21, 2006, 05:28:06 PM »

Quote from: Camel Jockey on October 21, 2006, 05:04:43 PM

the cop was sobbing over his shitty suzuki ahaha

lmao....

take away lesson fro this everyone else..

DONT expect the cops to protect ya when in the 3rd world...

gtbro1 · « **Reply #66 on:** October 21, 2006, 09:31:48 PM »

Quote from: benchmstr on October 21, 2006, 12:57:32 PM

first of all i am a kid (21 y/o) i got in this job the day i turned 21(that is the minimum age requirement) but i am telling the truth about what i do

and no hard feelings nobody ever believes what i do for a living

Well you killed the guy huh? Wow... has that effected you at all? I mean you are pretty new to that job...just seems like justified or not that would be a rough thing to think about...JMO. Hope you recover quickly.

benchmstr · « **Reply #67 on:** October 21, 2006, 10:27:09 PM »

Quote from: gtbro1 on October 21, 2006, 09:31:48 PM

Well you killed the guy huh? Wow... has that effected you at all? I mean you are pretty new to that job...just seems like justified or not that would be a rough thing to think about...JMO. Hope you recover quickly.

the ribs healed up nicely and two days after i stopped pissing blood

but killing him didn't bother me at all(i know that sounds horrible)but when its him or you you have a choice to make, get shot by a punk ass drug dealer or shoot him and go home and see your family and i will not shed a tear for human garbage like that

these guys did horrible things that i cannot go into detail about due to the upcoming court date but if i did you would probably thank me for doing what i did

PS this wasn't the first firefight i have been in were i have caused casualty's

240 is Back · « **Reply #68 on:** October 21, 2006, 10:38:19 PM »

did they confiscate your gun? My brother shot a guy 16 months ago and the piece is still in evidence.

benchmstr · « **Reply #69 on:** October 21, 2006, 10:39:16 PM »

Quote from: Clubber Lang on October 21, 2006, 01:03:04 PM

i used to work the door at a really seedy titty bar. on night during the process of ejecting a patron, he told me he was gonna come back and shoot me. i asked if he was right handed and he said no. as we were leaving the club i opened the gigantic metal door, pinned his wrist against the frame so his hand was sticking through and smashed several times it until i felt bits of broken metacarpals hit me in the face. i would be very surprised if they were able to save his hand, i think shattered every bone in there. luckily the owener of the place was an xcop and i never even got charged for it

that sounds like some shit i would do ,nice work you are a true artist

benchmstr · « **Reply #70 on:** October 21, 2006, 10:42:54 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on October 21, 2006, 10:38:19 PM

did they confiscate your gun? My brother shot a guy 16 months ago and the piece is still in evidence.

no they didnt take the gun because it is issued by them so they already have the ballistics but if i would have used my pistol they would have taken it for awhile

they did take my vest as a lesson for everyone else,they do work and will save your life so wear it

ieffinhatecardio · « **Reply #71 on:** October 22, 2006, 04:29:53 AM »

Quote from: benchmstr on October 21, 2006, 10:39:16 PM

that sounds like some shit i would do ,nice work you are a true artist

You're a cop? Aren't you the guy with the 500 rwhp Hayabusa that drives the thing 240 MPH? You wouldn't by chance do any of that speeding on public roads now would you?

benchmstr · « **Reply #72 on:** October 22, 2006, 11:38:50 AM »

Quote from: ieffinhatecardio on October 22, 2006, 04:29:53 AM

You're a cop? Aren't you the guy with the 500 rwhp Hayabusa that drives the thing 240 MPH? You wouldn't by chance do any of that speeding on public roads now would you?

perks of the job and i am not really a cop more of a full time tacticle team member(very much like swat)

i have been driving like that way before i took this job so why stop now

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #73 on:** October 22, 2006, 11:43:18 AM »

Quote from: Camel Jockey on October 20, 2006, 12:25:26 PM

f**k yeah, I forgot to mention the fun I had with my slingshot and bbgun. I shot so many fucking dogs ahaha it was great.
My bro had like this honda dirt motorbike and he used to terrorize some beggers with it hahaha he'd have like a lit up torch and he'd fucking chase them.
I guess when you're a rich upperclass kid in our countries you pretty much get drunk and f**k around all day and night.

Maybe the war on Terror (Arabs) isnt such a bad thing?

Tinsley · « **Reply #74 on:** October 23, 2006, 08:51:30 AM »

When I got down to university I hooked up with this girl Sarah, 21 really cute and amazing in bed, although I didn't know since she was my first (hey, I was only 17). Anyway, here I am thinking she's 'the one', and I find out she's also porking a male cheerleader. I get pissed off, and I start pegging him with footballs at practice (I played on the varsity football team), and he showed up to a boxing practice, and took off (I was the head coach). Whenever they went out and I was around, she would ditch him and end up back at my place. At one point she even got off his lap at a club, came up to me, started trying to make out, and just walked out with me.

Anyway, after she dosen't make a decision between us I end it when I start seeing someone who did want to get involved. She comes up to me a month later after I started working at this club saying that he raped her because she never would sleep with him. Of course I'm a big dumb redneck straight from the farm and buy into it. So called a friend that lived in the same residence building as him, told him to prop open the door, and just forget I called. I knocked on Mr. Cheerleader's residence door, and his roommate answered (who I knew in passing), his face got white and said 'he's in the lounge'. He said later that I looked just fucked. I walked into the lounge, and he's sitting with a bunch of his buddies. His buddies scatter, and I grab him, clock him with two or three good elbows, and start grounding-and-pounding. This all ends with me hanging him out of a third story window by a belt around his feet tied to a radiator. Luckily, I knew the security guy that worked at the university (played on the football team to) and he just brushed everything under the carpet.

Anyway, so a month later I'm working at the club, normal shift, and start walking home. Mr. Cheerleader pops out of the bushes in the park I walk through on the way home from work with 2 of his friends, all have bats. I had an extendable steel baton, which I brought out, but I know if something starts happening I'm completely fucked. Anyway, his friends start backing up once I got the baton out, and he's starting to pussy out too. I think that either I do something or he's going to try again some other time, so I pull a Braveheart running towards him yelling, and he just freezes. I swear to god I didn't mean to break his wrist...or his shin...or three ribs...

Oh, wait, you shouldn't swear.