Why all the naysayers on Cook's MMA career move? Who knows...maybe he's been studying martial arts for years...
TOP TEN REASONS FOR CHRIS COOK TO JUMP TO THE UFC
1. Pre-contest expenses cut from $3500/month to $150/month for membership at Gracie Jui Jitsu
2. Can eat "baker's dozen" of donuts on daily basis without looking worse than current UFC champion.
3. Will get paid more for getting knocked out in 30 seconds than he was paid competing for 2 years in the IFBB.
4. Doesn't have to worry about being mocked for guest-posing condition by bucktooth jackasses on Getbig.com.
5. No longer has to deal with pressure as being "great white hope" in white-dominated UFC.
6. Gay-for-pay business just as good in the MMA industry, according to Phil Baroni.
7. Wide open for MMA marketing opportunities for a guy with muscles. Xyience will have me looking like a beer-chugging fantasy football leaguer in no time? Deal!
8. Can share highlight and hair coloring tips with new comrades Tito Ortiz, Chris Leben, and Kevin Randleman.
9. Never really liked "feminine" nose and plastic surgery too expensive.
10. After getting punched in the gut by his sponsors, what's a few more punches?
Special "Regional Semi-Finalist" Ed