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« Reply #25 on: November 04, 2006, 09:23:10 AM »

I say Bombs away!! No need to hide or disguise anything  LOL Cheesy


LOL "hi nice house you have, you look beautiful tonight, yep almost ready but can I borrow a magazine and where is the crapper I have to drop a deuce..." lol
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« Reply #26 on: November 04, 2006, 09:24:17 AM »

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« Reply #27 on: November 04, 2006, 06:24:46 PM »

LOL "hi nice house you have, you look beautiful tonight, yep almost ready but can I borrow a magazine and where is the crapper I have to drop a deuce..." lol

EXACTLY!!
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« Reply #28 on: November 04, 2006, 06:52:44 PM »

Ok guys... all this:

thanx for the replies guys Grin

it ws a hypothtical question anyways...unless the situation is dire i wont go anywhere except my own home...

...cause i use wetnaps Cheesy

...the white huggies box if anyone is curious Grin

TMI, but remember dry, wet dry.

no such thing as TMI...only lack of confidence.....n..more like...wet ...dry..wet wet wet....dry...wet wet wet.....dry dry...

never start wuth wet!  spread factor is too great.  dry wet dry, repeast as needed

is a definite case of TMI!!!  Lips sealed
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« Reply #29 on: November 05, 2006, 02:53:21 PM »

never start wuth wet!  spread factor is too great.  dry wet dry, repeast as needed


hmmm..i shall give this theory a try..actually..pretty soon! Cheesy
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« Reply #30 on: November 05, 2006, 04:48:37 PM »


hmmm..i shall give this theory a try..actually..pretty soon! Cheesy

There's also this thing called a bidet...  Tongue
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« Reply #31 on: November 05, 2006, 05:19:47 PM »

There's also this thing called a bidet...  Tongue

Those contraptions really freak me out!  It was weird enough to buy the cottonelle wet wipes and use them.
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« Reply #32 on: November 05, 2006, 05:30:23 PM »

Those contraptions really freak me out!  It was weird enough to buy the cottonelle wet wipes and use them.

I got used to them after several trips to Europe. They're actually really convenient...

(My sister has one.  She's never used it for the intended purpose but says it's great for washing out stockings.  Tongue )
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« Reply #33 on: November 05, 2006, 05:56:01 PM »

There's also this thing called a bidet...  Tongue

When I was in highschool, my boyfriend's family had guests over one night, and their 6 yr old daughter had never seen a bidet. She pooped in it.  Lips sealed
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« Reply #34 on: November 06, 2006, 12:19:25 AM »

oh man,  lol.

I have one in the condo in Madrid.  never used it though. 
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« Reply #35 on: November 06, 2006, 04:57:29 PM »

There's also this thing called a bidet...  Tongue


whats a bidet??   go ahead..i promise i wont google it...
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« Reply #36 on: November 06, 2006, 05:22:18 PM »


whats a bidet??   go ahead..i promise i wont google it...

WHAT? You don't know what that is?

It's basically a low built sink for your tushie with warm running water... it's kinda nice.  Smiley

(It's the one on the left.)


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« Reply #37 on: November 06, 2006, 05:28:33 PM »

WHAT? You don't know what that is?

It's basically a low built sink for your tushie with warm running water... it's kinda nice.  Smiley

(It's the one on the left.)


umm...thats kinda gross...like taking an ass bath with poop everywhere...ewwww Angry
but its hot when you say "tushie"


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« Reply #38 on: November 06, 2006, 05:29:22 PM »

at my father-in-law's FL condo:
(from a what is it? thread Grin )


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« Reply #39 on: November 06, 2006, 05:32:52 PM »


umm...thats kinda gross...like taking an ass bath with poop everywhere...ewwww Angry
but its hot when you say "tushie"





Nooooo... you wipe yourself first obviously. THEN bathe your "tushie".  Smiley  It's like taking a spot shower. STella's pic shows a top view.

Wow, this thread just got very clinical.  Smiley
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« Reply #40 on: November 06, 2006, 06:12:08 PM »

We vacation there often but I only used that thing once out of curiosity.  Not my cup of tea Undecided
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« Reply #41 on: November 06, 2006, 06:14:29 PM »


Nooooo... you wipe yourself first obviously. THEN bathe your "tushie".  Smiley  It's like taking a spot shower. STella's pic shows a top view.

Wow, this thread just got very clinical.  Smiley

And just to be more clear Toxy, you would poop in the regular toilet first and wipe yourself there.....then you "wash" yourself w/the bidet.  I only used it for #1 though Tongue
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« Reply #42 on: November 06, 2006, 10:10:32 PM »


Nooooo... you wipe yourself first obviously. THEN bathe your "tushie".  Smiley  It's like taking a spot shower. STella's pic shows a top view.

Wow, this thread just got very clinical.  Smiley

oooooo...okie i'm sooo showing this thread to mumsy tomorrow...so she can order dad to buy those... Grin


so no racy posts on this thread Angry
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« Reply #43 on: November 06, 2006, 10:12:42 PM »

We vacation there often but I only used that thing once out of curiosity.  Not my cup of tea Undecided
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lmao...dunno why...but i kinda always see you about as clumsy as flower (who gets the award  Cheesy )...heehee..that ws funny...

good looking clumsy women are adorable... Smiley
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« Reply #44 on: November 06, 2006, 10:15:36 PM »

And just to be more clear Toxy, you would poop in the regular toilet first and wipe yourself there.....then you "wash" yourself w/the bidet.  I only used it for #1 though Tongue


ok that took the funny image away Angry



plus thats wayyy too much work....i'm sticking to huggies...wayyy easier...and with huggies you can really scrub and feel squeaky clean...


PS buy the white box..the blue one has some moisturizing bullshit on it...i want my ass clean...not some wierd moisturized feeling film on it that makes ya feel ya gotta wipe more.. Angry
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« Reply #45 on: November 06, 2006, 10:41:19 PM »

you have issues lol
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« Reply #46 on: November 06, 2006, 10:42:27 PM »

you have issues lol

we established that a while back...


i'm ok with it Cheesy
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« Reply #47 on: November 06, 2006, 10:42:58 PM »

do you really sit on these things...or do you "hover"
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« Reply #48 on: November 06, 2006, 10:43:59 PM »

do you really sit on these things...or do you "hover"



now why the heck did THAT turn(ish) me on Angry
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« Reply #49 on: November 06, 2006, 10:49:14 PM »



now why the heck did THAT turn(ish) me on Angry

hahaha....it depends.  do you enjoy japanese porn?
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