Caught a funny Street conversation at bus stop:
Boyfriend: (looking at an Army poster) An army of one, that’s so stupid!
Girlfriend: Don’t say that, you should thank them.
Boyfriend: I know that, I’m just saying the billboard is stupid…What the f**k is an army of one?
Bystander: Excuse me I don’t mean to interrupt guys, I couldn’t help but overhear what you were talking about, Hi I’m Nadia.
Boyfriend: (shakes hands with bystander) Bill, and this is Sally
Bystander: I’m curious; you were talking about that poster
Boyfriend: Well it’s just pretty dumb if you ask me.
Bystander: (chuckles) yea, I have to say I agree with you…. Did you know not one member of Congress has a child in the Army but they’re perfectly willing to send other people’s children to war… don’t you think that’s odd…
Boyfriend: (looking irritated) Not…. REALLY… I’m all for ICING ARABS. (intense WTF stare down ensues)
Bystander: ………. Hmmm……. ok (walks away looking puzzled, idea light goes off and she returns to conversation) I happen to be Arab actually… alright you’re not saying you want to see me iced… are you…that’s not what you’re talking about are you?
Girlfriend: Well if you killed any of us I would!
Bystander: But I’m American (boyfriend abruptly interrupts)
Boyfriend: LOOK, we don’t want any trouble...KEEP YOUR OPINIONS OF TERRORISM TO YOURSELF… oKkkeeeeeeeee?
Bystander: I’m serious, I was born in the United States, I’m a citizen…
Girlfriend: You’re not an American if you’re a terrorist, you give up that privilege by doing that!
Bystander: So what makes you think I’m a terrorist?
Girlfriend: You’re the one who said you were Arab and you obviously don’t support our troops!!!
Bystander: What,……. Just because I…..wait… can you just listen to what I have to say for just a minute, that’s all I’m asking (boyfriend interrupts screaming loudly)
Boyfriend: LOOK!!!!!! I WARNED YOU,…. I’M NOTTTT GOING TO WWWARRNN YOU AGAIN….
(Bum pukes on poster)
Girlfriend: Oh my god…(grabs boyfriend) Come on…. (couple leaves)http://www.drunkbynoon.net/