Watch the "GYM GRUNTER" on TV (Link)

[ARMZ]

Funny how loud that lunk alarm is..  Far more annoying than a grunt for sure..

Secondly.. These grunters were the people that started it all.. 'cause these "grunters" these gyms even exist today.. Now The real lifters are run out of the gyms.. 

[mar10s]

That Lunk Alarm should go off everytime she walks into her gym!

[WiseGuy]

Check it out...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQ6OrO1f610

The guy is 5'5 and 220 lbs.

Special "Esquire" Ed

that gym mgr looks like a fat slob........... what a KUNT!

 

[j3di3]

lol such a gay rules list, i bet that gym is full of pussies

[Chico_Holiday]

Hah, did I see a "No Deadlifting" rule in that list?  Haha oh dear.

Hahaha!!  I used to go to 24 Hour Fitness and they had a "No Deadlifting" sign in the free weight area.  I used to deadlift there all the time and they never said sh*t!  I would just give the kids that work there dirty looks if they kept walking by or watching me while I lifted.   

[pumpster]

I used to go to 24 Hour Fitness and they had a "No Deadlifting" sign in the free weight area.  I used to deadlift there all the time and they never said sh*t!  I would just give the kids that work there dirty looks

U were lucky they didn't have a siren.

[alexxx]

TOP TEN REASONS TO JOIN PLANET WITLESS

1. You aspire to have sand kicked in your face at the beach.
2. At $19.99/workout, it's cheaper than those other gyms (based on average member usage of 1 workout/month).
3. Always thought Patrick Swayze was "too muscular"
4. CURVES would not accept your membership, even with proof of zero-testosterone levels.
5. You also find "screaming" and "groaning" offensive, particularly during sexual activity.
6. Library just too noisy of an environment for reading books.
7. Blaring "Lunking" Horn is less distracting to you than "grunt".
8. Outgrew 15lb neoprene dumbbells at home and ready to train with the 'big boys'.
9. Attracted to PF Logo "What happens in our men's sauna stays in our men's sauna (at least until we disinfect)".
10. FREE TAMPON TUESDAYS!!

Special "Grunt Rhymes with..." Ed

Weak I didn't even read that one. You should kick off a numerology class for the physically challenged.

[The Squadfather]

Look at the bitch. She's butt ugly. She has no sexual power. She lies to feel some kind of dominance, the kind all the pretty girls had over the weak men while she was growing up. She's been jealous at the pretty girls all her life, now she can finally attempt to walk over a man by using a lie. She will lie her ass off. That big fat chunky ass, stained with s***.

What a tragic person.

brutal truth.

[shiftedShapes]

maybe he should do full squats in the power rack instead of quarter squats on the smith machine.

500lbs on the smith is almost as impressive as Pat Robertson's 1000lbs leg press

[ManBearPig...]

maybe he should do full squats in the power rack instead of quarter squats on the smith machine.

500lbs on the smith is almost as impressive as Pat Robertson's 1000lbs leg press

almost

[shiftedShapes]

almost

well Pat isn't all natural, he has a supernatural spot from his personal savior Jesus

[K-1]

Hah, did I see a "No Deadlifting" rule in that list?  Haha oh dear.

Yes it was on there. Can you believe that sh*t? Might as well put "WE ARE ALL B*TCHES HERE!" on that mofo!

"We are not trying to promote intimidation here!" LMAO

Newsflash- last time I check a grunter is either getting a really heavy lift in OR they want attention and/or both. No intimidation at all in my book on either part.

Typical Bi*ch made society we live in today. Not surprised at all.

 

[Brutal_1]

What if there was a gym that did the opposite!!!!

I'd like to see someone get kicked out of the gym for talking too much, 

or talking on a cell phone, or doing some stupid movement on the wrong machine!  Or even doing curls in the squat rack


....now that would be a beautiful day

[bmacsys]

Funny how loud that lunk alarm is..  Far more annoying than a grunt for sure..

Secondly.. These grunters were the people that started it all.. 'cause these "grunters" these gyms even exist today.. Now The real lifters are run out of the gyms.. 

Two very true statements. World and Gold gyms let this crap happen by having such high licensing fees. This opened the door for places like Planet Fitness.

[Special Ed]

Imagine the liberal uproar there would be if a Hardcore Gym had a 'Weakling Alarm' that they blared whenever someone couldn't bench 135. All the buzz would be about how the gym is bullying its members. But throw a hardworking guy out for 'grunting' and the media spins it like Planet Shitness is the Godfather of Civility. Total BS.

Special "Conservative Think Tank" Ed

[Van_Bilderass]

What if there was a gym that did the opposite!!!!

I'd like to see someone get kicked out of the gym for talking too much, 

or talking on a cell phone, or doing some stupid movement on the wrong machine!  Or even doing curls in the squat rack


....now that would be a beautiful day

I guess Chris Cormier and Johnnie Jackson would not be welcome in this hypothetical gym LOL

[thisiskeith12]

What if there was a gym that did the opposite!!!!

I'd like to see someone get kicked out of the gym for talking too much, 

or talking on a cell phone, or doing some stupid movement on the wrong machine!  Or even doing curls in the squat rack


....now that would be a beautiful day

That would be awesome!

[Voice of Doom]

Why would a guy who looks like that...ripped and juiced...join a gym with rules like that to begin with???  What did he think was going to happen?  Did he look at the "lunk" alarm and think, "I wonder who that would apply to?".   Gimme a break.  This f**king guy was there to "be the biggest baddest mofo at the gym", Look what he choose to wear for a TV interview.  He probably thought he could impress the girls on the tread machines by squating 500 pounds and got f**king busted!
This is b*llshit complaint
F**k that musclehead for joining a gym that doesn't want f**king muscleheads!!  See what roids do to your brain???

Give him his money back and let..it...go..........

[240 is Back]

Imagine the liberal uproar there would be if a Hardcore Gym had a 'Weakling Alarm' that they blared whenever someone couldn't bench 135. All the buzz would be about how the gym is bullying its members. But throw a hardworking guy out for 'grunting' and the media spins it like Planet Shitness is the Godfather of Civility. Total BS.

Special "Conservative Think Tank" Ed

Planet Pwned.

Everytime you touch any DB under 30 pounds, the queef alarm buzzes.  Every time you hit an 11th reps, the queef alarm goes off.  Everytime you walk past a female without leering or commenting, you are asked to leave.