Author Topic: would you guys beef martha stewart? (Read 3518 times)

whitewidow · « **on:** November 11, 2006, 12:52:42 AM »

saw her on a talk show last night- shes old but man id break that grandma off some-lol

gtbro1 · « **Reply #1 on:** November 11, 2006, 12:55:24 AM »

Quote from: whitewidow on November 11, 2006, 12:52:42 AM

saw her on a talk show last night- shes old but man id break that grandma off some-lol

$:-\$

whitewidow · « **Reply #2 on:** November 11, 2006, 12:58:25 AM »

im not that picky $:-\$

gtbro1 · « **Reply #3 on:** November 11, 2006, 01:02:28 AM »

Quote from: whitewidow on November 11, 2006, 12:58:25 AM

im not that picky $:-\$

me neither,really. hahahaha somebody has to f**k those ugly ones...besides,they don't get laid that much so when they get it they go wild hahahaha.Just don't knock em up cause then you are tied to a troll forever.

Check out the guy with the cigarette in the background...he's thinking about it hahaha

whitewidow · « **Reply #4 on:** November 11, 2006, 01:07:45 AM »

hell that bitch is rich- i would purposely try to knock her up- then try to get spousal support $:-\$

gtbro1 · « **Reply #5 on:** November 11, 2006, 01:09:56 AM »

Quote from: whitewidow on November 11, 2006, 01:07:45 AM

hell that bitch is rich- i would purposely try to knock her up- then try to get spousal support $:-\$

cake?

whitewidow · « **Reply #6 on:** November 11, 2006, 01:13:04 AM »

Quote from: gtbro1 on November 11, 2006, 01:09:56 AM

cake?

No martha- If I got with martha I could bang here and the ask here to bake me a cake-lol

I might screw that fat chick too- i use steroids and im always horny- not too picky $:-\$

gtbro1 · « **Reply #7 on:** November 11, 2006, 01:15:55 AM »

Quote from: whitewidow on November 11, 2006, 01:13:04 AM

No martha- If I got with martha I could bang here and the ask here to bake me a cake-lol

I might screw that fat chick too- i use steroids and im always horny- not too picky $:-\$

She's not fat, she's big boned.

whitewidow · « **Reply #8 on:** November 11, 2006, 01:17:40 AM »

Quote from: gtbro1 on November 11, 2006, 01:15:55 AM

She's not fat, she's big boned.

fat, big boned- id still tap it! maybe she could give me a piece of cake though.

Dorian 01 · « **Reply #9 on:** November 11, 2006, 01:21:36 AM »

She'd summon tard strength to keep the cake from you.

gtbro1 · « **Reply #10 on:** November 11, 2006, 01:27:34 AM »

Quote from: Dorian 01 on November 11, 2006, 01:21:36 AM

She'd summon tard strength to keep the cake from you.

No kidding. Whitewidow,what the fuck is wrong with you?!!!! Never mess with a "big boned" person's food.That's like trying to pry Mars's mouth away from sarcasm's cock....you could definately lose a hand.

TheAnimal · « **Reply #11 on:** November 11, 2006, 01:29:17 AM »

Quote from: whitewidow on November 11, 2006, 01:13:04 AM

No martha- If I got with martha I could bang here and the ask here to bake me a cake-lol

I might screw that fat chick too- i use steroids and im always horny- not too picky $:-\$

haha honesty is the best policy I like your style

whitewidow · « **Reply #12 on:** November 11, 2006, 01:42:58 AM »

I wonder if she would give me just a blowjob for a few cookies instead-after closer view I dont think I could go through with bangin that fat chick- id def take a bllow from her though!

gtbro1 · « **Reply #13 on:** November 11, 2006, 01:44:22 AM »

Quote from: whitewidow on November 11, 2006, 01:42:58 AM

I wonder if she would give me just a blowjob for a few cookies instead-after closer view I dont think I could go through with bangin that fat chick- id def take a bllow from her though!

fat chics give the best head.

whitewidow · « **Reply #14 on:** November 11, 2006, 01:47:17 AM »

Quote from: gtbro1 on November 11, 2006, 01:44:22 AM

fat chics give the best head.

Yeah- she looks like she sucks a good one- Ah hell id give her a piece of cake for just a blowjob -only a cheap piece from burgerking though-lol.

gtbro1 · « **Reply #15 on:** November 11, 2006, 02:05:33 AM »

Quote from: whitewidow on November 11, 2006, 01:47:17 AM

Yeah- she looks like she sucks a good one- Ah hell id give her a piece of cake for just a blowjob -only a cheap piece from burgerking though-lol.

yeah...too much cake and she might feel obligated.You wouldn't want to risk her showing up at your house while your buddies were there. $:-\$

whitewidow · « **Reply #16 on:** November 11, 2006, 02:09:45 AM »

shes got a pretty decent rack $:-\$

gtbro1 · « **Reply #17 on:** November 11, 2006, 02:16:41 AM »

Quote from: whitewidow on November 11, 2006, 02:09:45 AM

shes got a pretty decent rack $:-\$

That is due to evolution."Big Boned" women needed a place to put their ~~troff~~ plate.

whitewidow · « **Reply #18 on:** November 11, 2006, 02:23:10 AM »

she be good for a titty fck-lol

id like to lick this girls asshole

The Night Stalker · « **Reply #19 on:** November 11, 2006, 02:29:00 AM »

It looks like her finger nail is sharp and could cut her vaginas.

freespirit · « **Reply #20 on:** November 11, 2006, 02:31:55 AM »

Quote from: The Night Stalker on November 11, 2006, 02:29:00 AM

It looks like her finger nail is sharp and could cut her vaginas.

Woudn't it be better to whipe of your nose with her "vaginas" when you have a cold?

The Night Stalker · « **Reply #21 on:** November 11, 2006, 02:43:35 AM »

But then i would not lick the vaginas because nose bogey is unhealthy.
i would much perfer to take her cushion and be alone by myself.

whitewidow · « **Reply #22 on:** November 11, 2006, 02:44:50 AM »

id clean this chicks clock-lol

The Night Stalker · « **Reply #23 on:** November 11, 2006, 02:48:20 AM »

her clock is dirty?

freespirit · « **Reply #24 on:** November 11, 2006, 03:14:34 AM »

Quote from: The Night Stalker on November 11, 2006, 02:48:20 AM

her clock is dirty?

Yes, I wiped my nose in it.